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WARNING THE FOLLOWING BLOG MAY CONTAIN LINKS TO:

- KICKASS HEAVY METAL
- VIOLENT VIDEOS
- VIDEO GAMES
- BIOLOGY STUFF
- PHOTOGRAPHY OF...WELL, STUFF, REALLY...
- CONTROVERSIAL CONTENT ON VARIOUS POLITICAL ISSUES AND WHATNOT
- VIDEOS CONTAINING FOUL (AND FOWL) LANGUAGE
- ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT FOR PORNOGRAPHY BECAUSE THAT WOULD GET ME BANNED
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I Am Laziness And So Can You

Posted May 6th, 2016 at 10:25 PM by CarcharOdin (#TN_Codin)

I'm lazy.

I hate doing things besides play video games, read nonsense, and watch stupid crap. But often I get people asking: "hey, how can you be so lazy???"

Some people think it's easy to be lazy. They're wrong. Being lazy is ironically a real chore. So many things go into the act of laziness and you also have to deal with so much crap that people give you for being lazy that no everyone is able to do it.

Well, I'm here to help you become the
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5 Reasons Why I Want Trump To Be President

Posted May 6th, 2016 at 5:37 PM by CarcharOdin (#TN_Codin)

The recent presidential elections are coming to a fold and so far it's a literal case of "Dumb and Dumberer." Hilldog vs Trumparump. Finally, a presidential race that literally reflects what it's come down to since before I was even born when it comes to American leadership: settling for the lesser of two evils, instead of just not voting for evil at all.

Trump is an ass. There's no getting around that. He's completely unfit to serve as a leader of the objectively best worst
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You! Yes, You! I Hate You.

Posted May 5th, 2016 at 9:28 PM by CarcharOdin (#TN_Codin)

I hate you. I just thought you should know this. Hatred runs strong in my blood and no other time does it flow stronger than when I think about you. You are everything that I hate and more. It's just....so much hate and it's all towards you, like a big cyclone of twisty edgy edginess of edge that meets a whetstone everytime you come into my thoughts.

Here are some reasons why I hate you:

1. You're you
2. You're still you
3. You are part of this filthy
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Five Things That Suck About Dark Souls 3

Posted May 5th, 2016 at 8:14 PM by CarcharOdin (#TN_Codin)

*Please note I have not yet finished the game, so if there's something that's fixed later on in the game, feel free to tell me about it because complaining about spoilers is for assholes.

Dark Souls 3 has been out for almost a month now and even though I haven't beaten it, that's because I've been spending a lot of time making PvP builds and as such I've accumulated more than 100 hours of playtime so far in between working a job I hate and listening to my mother tell me to take care
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Gambling Tips for People Who Suck At Gambling

Posted January 4th, 2016 at 1:42 AM by CarcharOdin (#TN_Codin)
Updated January 4th, 2016 at 1:51 AM by CarcharOdin

Okay, so I've finally managed to squeeze another blog post out of my rectum, by popular non-demand. A little tip for those of you going through college; eat something besides salami sandwiches when you're working on your senior project. Also, attend class more, otherwise you'll be like me, back at home wondering whether or not I'm going to actually get my degree or have to go back and repeat a class a half-year later.

During the time I WASN'T freaking about me being a drunk jackass
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