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Five Things That Suck About Dark Souls 3

Posted May 5th, 2016 at 8:14 PM by Sir Codin (Memoirs of Sir Codin)

*Please note I have not yet finished the game, so if there's something that's fixed later on in the game, feel free to tell me about it because complaining about spoilers is for assholes.

Dark Souls 3 has been out for almost a month now and even though I haven't beaten it, that's because I've been spending a lot of time making PvP builds and as such I've accumulated more than 100 hours of playtime so far in between working a job I hate and listening to my mother tell me to take care
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Gambling Tips for People Who Suck At Gambling

Posted January 4th, 2016 at 1:42 AM by Sir Codin (Memoirs of Sir Codin)
Updated January 4th, 2016 at 1:51 AM by Sir Codin

Okay, so I've finally managed to squeeze another blog post out of my rectum, by popular non-demand. A little tip for those of you going through college; eat something besides salami sandwiches when you're working on your senior project. Also, attend class more, otherwise you'll be like me, back at home wondering whether or not I'm going to actually get my degree or have to go back and repeat a class a half-year later.

During the time I WASN'T freaking about me being a drunk jackass
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#hashtagsiloveusing

Posted October 8th, 2015 at 1:35 PM by Sir Codin (Memoirs of Sir Codin)
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#noonegivesa****aboutyourstupidhashtags
#nolivesmatter
#thisisahashtag
#thisisanotherhashtag
#freethenipple
#deadkidsarethebestkids
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#deadeverybodyisthebesteverybody
#bloodborne4pc
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#carcharodinneedsaharem
#everybodyhatescarcharodin
#notallpedos(deservelife)
#the****isupwithallthesehashtags
#geta****ingjob
#stopusingtumblr
#stopusingtwitter...
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3....2....1....

Posted October 7th, 2015 at 2:17 AM by Sir Codin (Memoirs of Sir Codin)



And now y'all are:



Because this site gives me more than just people to talk to...it also gives me something to hate. And I hate you:

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More Random Stuff That Pisses Me Off

Posted July 24th, 2015 at 3:16 PM by Sir Codin (Memoirs of Sir Codin)
Updated July 24th, 2015 at 3:24 PM by Sir Codin

1. Not getting paid as much as I was supposed to because my supervisor screwed up on reading the hours sheet

I was looking forward to Magic the Gathering draft tournament with a friend of mine, then I had to cancel because I didn't paid as much as I was supposed to. I work a $10 an hour job and last week they could only afford six hours for me. Yet I get only $40 this payday today (not including bullshit income tax [see below]), so can't afford it because I'm not immortal and need
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