What follows is my first blog, an attempt entertain and carry out a therapeutic mental spring-clean.

I decided to create this blog a while ago, and started by forgetting about it entirely and then procrastinating every time I remembered it. No more I say, the time has come for the world to know.

Consider yourself warned that I intend to use this to jettison my innermost thoughts, create informative guides for absurd activities and lastly, to establish a record of 'just what on Earth do I think about when I'm drunk?'.
I do not intend any offence or irritation upon the reader, anything that you deem rude should be disregarded as satire.
Nothing in this blog is satire, but that is the excuse I will use if confronted.

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