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Conversation Between Foxrally and Homeskulled Kid
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  1. Homeskulled Kid
    February 22nd, 2019 2:26 AM
    Homeskulled Kid
    Sounds utterly brilliant. I shall find myself a suitably moustached wife by the name of Nigella and introduce a menagerie of young Nigels to the world, then educate them in the ways of being smashing. I shall also supplant the king by massaging castor oil into my upper lip, thus growing a veritable privet hedge.

    Good lord, how I'm looking forward to this.
  2. Foxrally
    February 21st, 2019 11:47 AM
    Foxrally
    I agree. We will institute a monarcho-democratic dictatorship where the social hierarchy is determined by size and bushiness of mustache. The royal family will consist of the biggest mustaches in the galaxy, and technology will be developed to allow all living creatures regardless of gender, species or consent to have thick, red mustaches.
  3. Homeskulled Kid
    February 20th, 2019 12:24 AM
    Homeskulled Kid
    Consider my brain boggled and delighted. But don't let it stop there! Let's turn everything into Nigels - birds, horses, bats, and all the rubbishy animals! Then the next step, obviously, would be to convert the galaxy into Nigels too. It can't come soon enough.

    Will it be a democracy, monarchy, dictatorship or... all three? I'm leaning towards the latter, personally.
  4. Foxrally
    February 19th, 2019 11:54 AM
    Foxrally
    I greatly appreciate the compliment, it has truly made my day smashier. However, when you think about it... aren't we ALL Nigel? "Ni" is found in the word "everything", but reversed. "Gel" is a substance that can be spread. The reverse of spread is to group. Therefore, we are, as a group, a collective, a human species, all Nigel. Now isn't that just smashing?
  5. Homeskulled Kid
    January 15th, 2019 7:51 AM
    Homeskulled Kid
    Best blog in the universe. My only critique would be that it needs more Nigel. That's my critique about life generally, really.