But really though, someone had already taken the name 'Nero', which I wanted, so I stuck a 'The' on the front end of it. I recently requested to steal the name back, considering it hadn't been touched in over 10 years. I had hoped people wouldn't actually call me 'The Nero' when using my name in a sentence, and I was wrong.
The 'The' was mysteriously accidentally killed by a freak murder at my hands. It was weighing me down and needed to be dealt with. If you'd like, I could get their cousin 'a' to send you an invitation to the funeral next Wednesday.