I'm not even criticizing at this point, that's the sad part, I'm just stating facts. *headdesk* I'd be happy to help you, I offer an EV training service, mind you there's a modest fee, but that's easy enough to work out.
And Metagross says, "Get outta mah face noob!" *sigh* Battles have been so disappointing lately, I don't even have to try to win! *headdesk* Noobs, newbs, more noobs, some nubs (<- lower than a noob)...it's all quite lame.