I went away for a while, did a lot of drugs, had wonderful sex then sat and thought to myself "You know what my life's missing right now? A Pokémon discussion forum filled with people I don't know who ignore me".
I had what is known as an epiphany, Paolo. And it was beautiful.
I KNOWZ BRO I WUZ LYK "AW NO WAY I'M ALL UP IN THIS SHIZZLE FO NIZZLE", DEN MAH HOMEBOIZ WAZ ALL "NO WAI HOMIE, U GOTTA SPLIT LOLZ" SO I WUZ ON THIS MAD-ASS HIATUS FOR A SPLIT, UGETME?