I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon~
(Based on the song 'If You Were Gay'. XD)
Shadō the Chao was laying in a very comfortable recliner, in him and his roommate’s somewhat small apartment. It was only like this because, well, they’re Chao. Plus it costs less. He sighed to himself.
“Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book: Broadway Musicals of the 1940’s. No roommate to bother me, how could it get any better than this?”
Just then, Sonikku rushed into the apartment. “Oh hi, Shadō!” he greeted.
“Hi Sonikku…” Shadō replied nonchalantly, and rolled his eyes. Now this just got ten times worse.
“Hey Shadō, you’ll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning,” Sonikku started remembering. “This guy was smiling at me and talking to me…”
“Hmm, that’s very interesting…” The black one told him, not actually interested at all, just reading his book.
“Mm-hmm. He was being real friendly, and, I think he was coming on to me! I think he might’ve thought I was gay!”
Shadō stared at him confused, and cleared his throat. “So, uh, why are you telling me this? Hmm? Why should I care? I don’t care. What’d you have for lunch today?” he asked, before returning to his book.
The blue Chao paused for a bit after that, tilting his head. “Well, you have to get all defensive about it—”
“I’M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE!” the Dark Chao yelled. He calmed a bit before speaking again. “Oh, why do I care about this gay guy you met, okay? I am trying to read.”
Sonikku rubbed the back of his head. “Well, I didn’t mean anything by it, Shadō; I just think it should be something we should be able to talk about.”
He grimaced at Sonikku. “Well I do not want to talk about it, Sonikku, this conversation is over.”
“Yeah but Shadō—”
“OVER!” he announced. The normal Chao looked a little bit down.
“Well, okay…but just so you know…” he started to break out in a song.
“If you were gay…that’d be okay…I mean ‘cause hey…I like you anyway!” he sang.
Shadō groaned. Sonikku pointed at himself and continued.
“Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say, that I was gay!”
He then waggled what would be his index finger. “But I’m not gay.”
“Sonikku, please, I am trying to read.” The arsenic one complained, and went back to doing so. Sonikku stared at him. “…What?!” he shouted after a moment.
The cobalt one started a new verse. “If you were queer,”
“I’d still be here.”
“Sonikku I’m trying to read this book!”
“Year after year…”
“Because you’re dear to me.”
“And I know that you,”
“What?” Shadō questioned.
“Would accept me too…”
“If I told you today,” he got up to the charcoal Chao and raised his arms excitedly. “‘Hey, guess what, I’m gay!’” Then put his arms down and shook his head. “But I’m not gay.”
The neutral Chao wrapped his arm around Shadō and looked at him. “I’m happy, just being with you…”
“High button shoes, Pal Joey…” Shadō tried to distract himself.
“So what should it matter to me, what you do in bed with guys?”
“Sonikku, that is wrong!” The Payne’s gray one had a look of disgust.
“No it’s not!” he gestured. Then he started with the ‘finale’.
“If you were gay…”
“I’d shout, ‘Hooray!’” The azure Chao’s arms shot up.
“I am not listening!”
“And here’d I stay…”
“Lalala!” The red and black Chao screamed, covering his ‘ears’ and tried to run away from the nonsense.
Sonikku then suddenly appeared right in front of him. “But I wouldn’t get in your way!” he kept singing, that last line somehow ironic.
Shadō shrieked. “AHH!”
“You can count on meee…to always beee…beside you everyday! To tell you it’s okay! You were just born that way!”
The royal blue one suddenly got a pointing stick and a picture with a DNA strand on it. “And as they say—it’s in your DNA, you’re gay!” he cheered.
“I AM NOT GAY!” the dark one declared at the top of his lungs.
“If you were gay…” Sonikku finished.
“Ah!” Shadō breathed, falling to the floor and fainting.
Clo~: Chao! *Hugs Shado*
Aw...Isn't that the cutest thing?
Although that is, too. *Eyes Sadako and Shadow*
Geez, I'm going deaf here. *Rubs ear*
Blossom: Here you go.
Yay! =D So now we only need Bubbles...