Well then, I'll just swallow your soul and vomit it into the ever filling pot of the ageless. By the way, the PC version of the game let's you edit everything to your hearts content, which is really cool. Here's a terrible and funny example of such a thing: The Bargonian Adventures. There are 14 episodes at the moment, and they are hilarious. I'm even in it, and apparently, I have a fetish for cheese! Here's the link to the first episode:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo03jiPVD6M