* Little man walk up to work *
Boss: Seriously... I wish you got a diploma.... -_- I would give you free burgers...
Little man: I need a high school education to get a free hamburger you say?
Boss: Yes.. :cer_blankstare:
* After 20 years of suffering in college *
Little Man: Can I get my free burger?
Boss: Must be 17 or younger....
Little Man: O_O NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!