Hm, I would, but I'm ganna do this anyway, just for the lolz:
Your mother is a- [CENSORED]ing [CENSORED] lorimipsim [CENSORED] abnivinium [CENSORED] Tttllagulaf [CENSORED] Hippopotamus [CENSORED] republican [CENSNORED] and Daniel Radcliffe! [CENSORED] with a bucket of... [CENSORED] ...and a castle far away, where no one can hear you! [CENSORED] soup! [CENSORED] with a bucket of... [CENSORED] ...Mickey Mouse... [CENSORED] a stick of dynamite [CENSORED] magical [CENSORED] ALAKAZAM!!!!!