And the officer? Do you know of this man? Was I arrested as part of an elaborate prank where you force me to go back in time to steal a unicorn instead of walking down two blocks where you had set up a cop to arrest me? Shall this blemish go upon my record, or will it be turned the blind eye?
my you have some backbone! For you have been stanting there for 4 days and *checks watch* 23 hours and *checks watch again* 37 minutes. Do come in my good sir! Please do not make fun of my nephew (the fat kid who laughed at you) for he is just jealous of your posture!
What rotten good timing you have! I have only been standing outside your house for a day now. Just arrested by the police once and laughed at by a fat kid. May I indeed come inside your lovely abode.