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October 27th, 2010 1:44 PMFuture ArceusUm...sir I did not want to mention it, but just an hour ago the flying lemurs broke into the kitchen and stole all of your lordship's food. It is quite unfortunante, but I assure you that we'll at the very least have a spot of Earl grey tea awaiting your return.
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October 27th, 2010 1:40 PMTeh BlazerOh the ignorance of my youth! The accursed unicorn is happily enjoying itself on my salad! How the irony spreads! I'll take a cheese burger then.
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October 27th, 2010 1:35 PMFuture ArceusSir, don't forget to write! Also, sir you already instructed me to give all of your salads and crumpets to the unicorn so he would get better sooner.
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October 27th, 2010 1:33 PMTeh BlazerAh yes, the dragon. Well, I do indeed have a compass and forged signatures of my inmates saying I'm a potato, so I am sure the past man with the unicorn will understand. In case I cannot get him to believe such a non-ludicrous statement, I shall come back for the dragon. And maybe a nice salad with crumpets to go on the side.
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October 27th, 2010 1:29 PMFuture ArceusAgain sir you've forgotten that when we bought the unicorn it was quite sick. You'd have to go back in time and steal him from his previous owner, which, if I do say so myself, is not very respectable from a man of your stature. Sir I'm afraid it's either you walk or, and I hate to mention this, you use the the dragon we cough *stole* cough I mean borrowed through dubious means from the British Museum.
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October 27th, 2010 1:22 PMTeh BlazerHowever, my good man, flying lemurs give me a horrible rash therefore I shall use my time warp to snatch the unicorn from before3 it was sick in the past and ride it through space to Mr. Arceus's reside. Much easier than taking a 2-block walk, I must say.
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October 27th, 2010 1:18 PMFuture ArceusI'm quite sorry sir, but as you can plainly see the unicorn is put out with a cold. You'll have to take the flying lemurs I'm afraid!
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October 27th, 2010 1:14 PMTeh BlazerWhy thank you kind man. I shall ride the unicorn there. It'll be but a moment's whisper.
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October 27th, 2010 1:13 PMFuture ArceusThat, my good fellow, I can do. Just follow me to this link adress.... "I'm here.com" and there you go sir...
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October 27th, 2010 1:01 PMTeh BlazerOh biscuits! I must have ownership of the incorrect address! May you direct me to his lordship? I'd like him to meet my almighty-ness.
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October 27th, 2010 12:58 PMFuture ArceusNot good sir! I'm afraid not! His lordship currently resides two blocks down.
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October 27th, 2010 12:55 PMTeh BlazerDepends... is Mr. Arceus residing at this spot?
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October 27th, 2010 12:52 PMFuture Arceus.....he-hello?? Is Mr.Blazer there?
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October 14th, 2010 4:58 PMFuture ArceusMe KNOWS I'm not flexible enough, but u r??
Ps..... I kno a kid with Norris as his last name! Imma send him after u! -
October 12th, 2010 3:17 PMTeh BlazerReally? Me thinks it will make u kick yourself in the butt!

