Conversation Between Future Arceus and Teh Blazer
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  1. Future Arceus
    October 27th, 2010 1:44 PM
    Future Arceus
    Um...sir I did not want to mention it, but just an hour ago the flying lemurs broke into the kitchen and stole all of your lordship's food. It is quite unfortunante, but I assure you that we'll at the very least have a spot of Earl grey tea awaiting your return.
  2. Teh Blazer
    October 27th, 2010 1:40 PM
    Teh Blazer
    Oh the ignorance of my youth! The accursed unicorn is happily enjoying itself on my salad! How the irony spreads! I'll take a cheese burger then.
  3. Future Arceus
    October 27th, 2010 1:35 PM
    Future Arceus
    Sir, don't forget to write! Also, sir you already instructed me to give all of your salads and crumpets to the unicorn so he would get better sooner.
  4. Teh Blazer
    October 27th, 2010 1:33 PM
    Teh Blazer
    Ah yes, the dragon. Well, I do indeed have a compass and forged signatures of my inmates saying I'm a potato, so I am sure the past man with the unicorn will understand. In case I cannot get him to believe such a non-ludicrous statement, I shall come back for the dragon. And maybe a nice salad with crumpets to go on the side.
  5. Future Arceus
    October 27th, 2010 1:29 PM
    Future Arceus
    Again sir you've forgotten that when we bought the unicorn it was quite sick. You'd have to go back in time and steal him from his previous owner, which, if I do say so myself, is not very respectable from a man of your stature. Sir I'm afraid it's either you walk or, and I hate to mention this, you use the the dragon we cough *stole* cough I mean borrowed through dubious means from the British Museum.
  6. Teh Blazer
    October 27th, 2010 1:22 PM
    Teh Blazer
    However, my good man, flying lemurs give me a horrible rash therefore I shall use my time warp to snatch the unicorn from before3 it was sick in the past and ride it through space to Mr. Arceus's reside. Much easier than taking a 2-block walk, I must say.
  7. Future Arceus
    October 27th, 2010 1:18 PM
    Future Arceus
    I'm quite sorry sir, but as you can plainly see the unicorn is put out with a cold. You'll have to take the flying lemurs I'm afraid!
  8. Teh Blazer
    October 27th, 2010 1:14 PM
    Teh Blazer
    Why thank you kind man. I shall ride the unicorn there. It'll be but a moment's whisper.
  9. Future Arceus
    October 27th, 2010 1:13 PM
    Future Arceus
    That, my good fellow, I can do. Just follow me to this link adress.... "I'm here.com" and there you go sir...
  10. Teh Blazer
    October 27th, 2010 1:01 PM
    Teh Blazer
    Oh biscuits! I must have ownership of the incorrect address! May you direct me to his lordship? I'd like him to meet my almighty-ness.
  11. Future Arceus
    October 27th, 2010 12:58 PM
    Future Arceus
    Not good sir! I'm afraid not! His lordship currently resides two blocks down.
  12. Teh Blazer
    October 27th, 2010 12:55 PM
    Teh Blazer
    Depends... is Mr. Arceus residing at this spot?
  13. Future Arceus
    October 27th, 2010 12:52 PM
    Future Arceus
    .....he-hello?? Is Mr.Blazer there?
  14. Future Arceus
    October 14th, 2010 4:58 PM
    Future Arceus
    Me KNOWS I'm not flexible enough, but u r??
    Ps..... I kno a kid with Norris as his last name! Imma send him after u!
  15. Teh Blazer
    October 12th, 2010 3:17 PM
    Teh Blazer
    Really? Me thinks it will make u kick yourself in the butt!