Conversation Between Team_SJK and zevarius kerensky
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  1. Team_SJK
    June 21st, 2010 7:15 PM
    Team_SJK
    Seiji: "Can I get you guys anything while I'm up and about?"
    Lucian: "A shredded beef sandwich with hot tea sounds great for me."
    Riley: "A medium rare steak with BBQ sauce and an orange freeze, por favor."
    Sabrina: "I'll have the Crab Battle dinner with Pepsi to drink."
    Eboshii: "I'll have strip steak, medium well, and a glass of burgundy wine 1987, please."
    Seiji: "All right, I will return."
    *Serves everyone their meals after 5 minutes. Seiji settles on pizza as his choice*
  2. zevarius kerensky
    June 21st, 2010 6:29 PM
    zevarius kerensky
    y not ^__^ hvnt had dinner yet (my lucario form hznt yet anyway)

    oooooooohhhh! sweet chicken!!! and pepsi??? awesome!!!
  3. zevarius kerensky
    June 21st, 2010 6:12 PM
    zevarius kerensky
    XD holy shiz thts funny!

    wut u wnta do now?
  4. Team_SJK
    June 21st, 2010 6:09 PM
    Team_SJK
    I thought it said "It bleeds." It really said...
    http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/dialogue/grunts/hothothot.mp3
  5. zevarius kerensky
    June 21st, 2010 6:07 PM
    zevarius kerensky
    holy crap seiji XD

    any thing ya wnta do now?

    btw ya wnta kill the orn ya wnta use b4 u use it or it will come alive and wreak havok
  6. Team_SJK
    June 21st, 2010 6:06 PM
    Team_SJK
    You should have heard that ORN's falsetto and what it said after I shot it where it hurts most. It sounded kind of like this: http://nikon.bungie.org/misc/dialogue/grunts/hothothot.mp3
  7. zevarius kerensky
    June 21st, 2010 5:55 PM
    zevarius kerensky
    WOW! at times i wnta destroy my other comp! so damn laggy!!!

    DAMN!!! tht orn is gona b a girl now... if it wuz a guy its a girl now... o wait its not its DEAD XD
  8. Team_SJK
    June 21st, 2010 5:50 PM
    Team_SJK
    You should read the rest of the VM I edited. :D :D :D

    Oh, I accidentally left the monitor on one night.
    The computer kept giving me a "disk error" and I even tried replacing the drive... Epic fail. And after watching a video clip on my friend's Mac, I got inspired to give that piece o' crap a good beating. It started by throwing it to the parking lot below, and then I met back up with it, and armed with a sledgehammer. After smashing to smithereens, I threw my red-hot stogie at it, and then it caught fire. I yelled at it, "Not so tough, are ya? Heh." Never felt that good about destroying a PC in my entire life.
  9. zevarius kerensky
    June 21st, 2010 5:42 PM
    zevarius kerensky
    holy shiz ya, how in the hell did tht happn?

    i bet u were SRSLY pissd at it!

    ya liek mah abilitys? i got more but i dnt c any more orn forces
  10. Team_SJK
    June 21st, 2010 5:38 PM
    Team_SJK
    KABOOM!
    You just threw my old IBM monochrome monitor from 1986. That's okay, I threw my IBM 5150 off the Team SJK HQ roof in 1999 after getting PO'd at it. The 5 1/4" floppy drive made some god-awful noise, and the screen had a terrible case of burn-in. Did you notice the burnt-in "C:\>_" prompt before you threw it?

    Look! There's another emerging. Let me take care of this one...

    SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!
    *Mows it down with assault rifle, ORN stands back up half-alive*
    You want more, eh? How about an exploding bullet to the crotch?
    *Bullet explodes 5 seconds after being fired*
    Damn, what a mess...
  11. zevarius kerensky
    June 21st, 2010 5:28 PM
    zevarius kerensky
    alright! hvnt showd off my other abilitys in years!!!

    hey, c tht orn over there *points* HAAAAAAAAAAAX!!! *comp moniter flies at it, killing it instantly* the moniter wuz a junker anyway, tought this from dr hax

    o look another! *points, clicks 3 times frozen solid thn hits w/ a hammer, shatters* ice!

    *fireball in hand, throws at another orn, incinerated*

    *finds a dud pen, throws at its face* this i wuz taught by my past life brother lord giavles

    *makes a shadow sphere and throws it at an orns head* thnk u garintina!

    *grav manipulate, all orn fall appart* DAMN! thts a bloody mess XD
  12. zevarius kerensky
    June 20th, 2010 8:45 PM
    zevarius kerensky
    any type of threat there is, i will take care of it, u can fight if ya wish, and dnt worry... i shal bring my fav gun/s 2 this "party" (the aa12, the patriot, zcfp, pump shotgun (the 1 i used 2 take care of the orn in the core of arys, not 1 stray shot) and my perconal sword... the energy sword given 2 me)

    if u ever playd oblivion, there r 9 gods/goddesses, and im not kidding u this: i am the 10th divine!

    if ya wnt me 2 show u some of my abilitys, just let me kno anytime!! i'll gladly show ya!
  13. Team_SJK
    June 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
    Team_SJK
    The threat has not been neutralized. The last report I got from Binaura stated that the people were holding the ORN back until reinforcements came, which seems like none have come.
    You can help me in terminating the threat. Just be sure to bring your favorite gun, and we'll bring our favorite weapons.
    I think I forgot to tell you some things about Lady Eboshii:
    - Before Lady Shinotami died, she gave a Healing Wish to Eboshii, which rendered Eboshii immortal.
    - Lady Eboshii just loves going to battle, even though she doesn't look like the fighting type.
  14. zevarius kerensky
    June 20th, 2010 5:49 PM
    zevarius kerensky
    has the threat been nutralized? if not can i help ya?
  15. zevarius kerensky
    June 19th, 2010 8:31 PM
    zevarius kerensky
    right *joins u in the same form i showd u* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *falls asleep*