G'night, and don't let the demons take flight. *maniacal laughter*
*blinks* I just had a realization . . .
. . . *looks at your emblems, number of profile page visits, number of friends, ex-moderator position, number of posts, et cetera* My oh my, aren't we the popular one? And I've actually been here a month longer than you :O I feel so insignificant. /cryface And you even became a Pokemon Connoisseur on my birthday. /mega-cryface
You poor, misguided simpleton. I have power over all mens' wills; you will never be able to achieve victory, especially such an inexperienced hex maniac such as yourself. I am, and always shall be, able to show you anything I wish - your deepest desires or your darkest fears. I can change form and seep into your mind, wrapping my venomous tendrils of darkness around your fragile thoughts. You will never escape my wrath, no matter how hard you try!
Well, as Apophis, I could easily find a host subject as I need to. Or I could speak to you through some telepathic connections. Or perhaps, as a regular snake, I could simply lure you in with my hypnotic markings. With my powers over the will of men, my simple hissing could also lure you to your demise. Or, if I must, I could simply bite you to end your meaningless existence. Whichever way I choose, you lose.