Conversation Between Chairman Kaga and Lily
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  1. Chairman Kaga
    August 5th, 2011 9:09 PM
    Chairman Kaga
    Tonight, the laptop ran extra-cool and Firefox didn't seize up once, even with dozens of tabs open. Was that.............you?
  2. Chairman Kaga
    June 1st, 2011 10:08 AM
    Chairman Kaga
    Patience ◕ ‿‿ ◕ My work as a mahou shounen comes first.
  3. Lily
    June 1st, 2011 8:23 AM
    Lily
    You are supporter and you don't have a Madoka theme yet.
  4. Chairman Kaga
    May 30th, 2011 1:52 PM
    Chairman Kaga
    Lily, you mean you honestly weren't aware that I'm immort-*slips on a banana peel and dies*
  5. Lily
    May 29th, 2011 12:47 AM
    Lily
    ...◕ ‿‿ ◕; I am not sure why you are still ali- I mean, still here, after all it has been well past 5-10 minutes, you should be cold and limp a good distance beneath the dirtaka you shouldn'tbe alive bynow whyareyoualive ◕ ‿‿ ◕;; Perhaps I have made a mistake somewhere, no matter, w-we all make mistakes, even the greatest of men, as I'm sure you must relate, h-hahaha, ◕ ‿‿ ◕;; What a funny world we live in; expect things to go a certain way and they fly the opposite directionyou aren't human, oh dear I seem to be sweating q-quite profusely, hahaha, I mean to say I really am a kind, sweet girl who would never dream of hurting you although I put copious amounts of spiders, scorpions, needles, nails, knives, cement, meat cleavers, rat poison, daggers, rainbows, pins, mace-
    What kind of creature are you?
    ..h-hahaha.
    ‿‿ ;;;;
  6. Chairman Kaga
    May 28th, 2011 12:42 AM
    Chairman Kaga
    Ah, five to ten minutes in the presence of such radiant kindness would feel like a most wonderful and long month to me. Would that you could shower me with gifts for such a length of time that it would be as if I was sleeping eternally, your benevolence bored into the very depths of my skull. As I lay my head to the pillow, I see visions and feel that this lovely eternity may soon slip over me. There is a river, with a single small boat docked at its shores, the rowman ushering me wordlessly into the seat opposite him. Maybe I shall pick up an oar and see where this stream leads me...

    Ah, such japes of yours! A mahou shounen never bleeds because he is always victorious in battle. Such mischievous wit to speak of such absurdities as if they were real. Caring soul I know you well to be, this moment of levity must surely have been one of your many gifts; a laughably-impossible image planted in my mind to remind me of my invulnerability so that I may always do my very best when locked in conflict with my foes. The cape is, of course, non-negotiable ◕ ‿‿ ◕

    I await candy-colored dreams as I sleep tonight, and all the better if you can bestow upon me sweet visions of licorice! In my waking hours I am no fan of anise, but in a dream I can will it to be sweet, savory, anything I wish. You're always working so hard to expand the horizons of what I experience in the realm of dreams. While I am not aware of the confection you refer to as "scorpions" (a regional delicacy, perhaps?) I am sure I shall feel your kindness from my scalp to the tips of my toes tonight.
  7. Lily
    May 27th, 2011 8:52 AM
    Lily
    Of course I would never try to hurt you, Kaga-kun, I shower you with gifts every night so that you may sleep with a smile on your face. Why, I am the nicest girl you will ever meet during the next five to ten minutes or so of your life while the baby spiders eat your brain ou- I mean, what?

    I will see to it you get your cape, but it's difficult to be cute and charming when blood is pouring out of every orifice of your body and you writhe on the ground, moaning in pain. ◕ ‿‿ ◕

    Oh yes, cherry syrup. Perhaps you'll come across more delicacies when you sleep tonight, but I fear the only thing you'll see now is the cold, dark shade of tar and licorice. To remedy that, not only have I put an extra load of baby spiders, but scorpions inside your blankets. If you still manage to wake up in the morning, I will personally pay you a special visit, as all good friends should. ◕ ‿‿ ◕
  8. Chairman Kaga
    May 27th, 2011 3:51 AM
    Chairman Kaga
    I can't even conceive what you're trying to say. I believe that tingling sensation deep in my ear canal is nothing more than my residual feelings of moe toward these baby spiders and Lily herself, who is so sweetly deredere and guileless when giving gifts and who would never give me anything with any less than the kindest intent.

    Moe kawaii is nothing less than what I would want for my feminine side. Being a man requires only a slightly more Kaga hairstyle and the addition of a cape. A mahou shounen must still be cute and charming, so anything else must be left untouched ◕ ‿‿ ◕

    If by baby spiders you mean sweet dreams, I feel that my pillowcase must have been full of them. It was as if the dreams poured out of the pillow in droves as I drifted off to slumber, filling the orifices of my face. I dreamt that I was in my own bed, a red liquid pouring from my ears and eyes for hours on end, which I assume to be cherry syrup as it could be nothing less in so sweet a dream. I must remember to meditate intently upon waffles or shaved ice before going to sleep tonight ◕ ‿‿ ◕
  9. Lily
    May 26th, 2011 9:51 PM
    Lily
    I wouldn't say it's like Charlotte's Web, but rather, "Oh No My Brain is Being Eaten By Spiders Part IV." You still appreciate my present, right?

    I believe I rather like this concept of changing genders at the bite of a bell pepper. I will attempt to make you look more masculine, but I feel the moe kawaii look suits you very well. I would also like it if you acquired the power to summon baby spiders, if that's okay. ◕ ‿‿ ◕

    p.s. I put more in your pillowcase tonight but once again, please don't thank me. I do this because I care. ◕ ‿‿ ◕
  10. Chairman Kaga
    May 26th, 2011 7:34 PM
    Chairman Kaga
    You're too kind, Lily-chwan. If raising a colony of baby spiders is anything like in Charlotte's Web, you've made me a proud father and given meaning to my life. I know that my Lily could never be a yandere with such a big heart, yeah?

    Your picture is amazing! I suddenly feel the need to attempt to adapt it to the Madoka character designs. I need to be more masculine if I'm not going to be genderswapped, though. Kaga is above being a trap :3 Jorjames and I were discussing the possibility of my having fallen into the Spring of Drowned Chef while training in China, giving me the ability to change genders instantly at the bite of a bell pepper. The ultimate choice is yours ◕ ‿‿ ◕
  11. Lily
    May 26th, 2011 1:41 PM
    Lily
    Also, you don't need to thank me, but I've gone ahead and designed your costume ala Madoka. You are so cute desu. ◕ ‿‿ ◕

  12. Lily
    May 26th, 2011 1:32 PM
    Lily
    I wouldn't dream of it, Kaga-kun. I could not acquire those plastic spider rings for you, but I have managed to accumulate a fair collection of baby spiders. They should be inside your pillowcase. You don't need to thank me. What are friends for, ne? ◕ ‿‿ ◕
  13. Chairman Kaga
    May 26th, 2011 4:41 AM
    Chairman Kaga
    Your presence was sorely missed and it quickly descended into Jack and I discussing conspiracy theories regarding your absence. You should be careful not to stray too far from your Soul Gem ◕ ‿‿ ◕
  14. Chairman Kaga
    May 25th, 2011 2:48 PM
    Chairman Kaga
    Shine on, you crazy yandere diamond.

    It's not going to be the same without your eyebrows but I think we'll make it just this once.
  15. Lily
    May 25th, 2011 2:40 PM
    Lily
    Oh, I'll find you a plastic spider ring alright. Except perhaps it won't be so plastic, you know what I mean?

    Awesome! Make me proud, Kaga-chan!