Conversation Between Legendary Silke and Nolafus
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  1. Legendary Silke
    March 31st, 2014 10:43 AM
    Legendary Silke
    Think you could make a single-post story out of what we've done in the last few VMs? :P
  2. Nolafus
    March 31st, 2014 10:38 AM
    Nolafus
    We made our own book! :D
  3. Legendary Silke
    March 31st, 2014 10:37 AM
    Legendary Silke
    Title Card
    Starring Servine and Serperior
  4. Nolafus
    March 31st, 2014 10:30 AM
    Nolafus
    What are you doing? I swear, I'm the only pokemon that "has it". Everyone else is just weird. Is that a blue orb in front of you? How did you do that? Are you chanting a spell? I want to chant a spell. Chanting is fun. You want to know what's really fun? Hitting Professor Oak! Well, I don't know how much fun it is, since I haven't really done that yet, but once I get my revenge, I think it'll be fun. What do you think? Oh, you're still chanting. I'll wait. It takes a while to charge that spell, doesn't it? WHY DID YOU THROW IT AT ME!?! STUPID FEET, MOVE! AHHHHH! Ow, you know, that really hurt. Now that you're done being mean, I'm going to go hit Professor Oak. Great, now my feet won't even move. I HAVE NO FEET! Where did they go? Am I taller? I'm a Serperior again! This is the greatest thing ever! Thank you little Servine dude! Why are you laughing? I'll have you know "dude" is very hip right now. Well, it looks like my problem is solved. It looks like I can go home... right after I hit Professor Oak.
  5. Legendary Silke
    March 31st, 2014 10:22 AM
    Legendary Silke
    🐍👞👞!

    😅

    📱✖! 🚑?
  6. Nolafus
    March 31st, 2014 10:12 AM
    Nolafus
    What do you mean, "Get to the point"? My point is that Professor Oak is going deaf. Wait, that's not it. Why did I call again? I know it was important. At least, I think it was important. Oof, I just tripped again. Did you know how hard it is to pace during a conversation when you have feet? I remember now! I woke up a Serperior, and now I'm a Servine. Yeah, really! I wouldn't be tripping if I was used to feet, now would I? What do you mean I have to hit someone? That's mean. Oh yeah? Well will your precious "experience points" clear a guilty conscious too? Because let me tell you, I'm not going up to someone and just hit th- Oh, wait a second. I see Professor Oak! Okay, I can do that. Screw my conscious, didn't I tell you what he did to me? He ignored me! That's unforgivable in my book. No, really, I'm publishing a book. It's called, "Purple Potatoes". It's predicted to be one of the best selling comedies of all time, which is really weird because I wrote it as a serious drama. I guess it was too complicated for people. What do you mean I ramble? Did she just hang up on me?
  7. Legendary Silke
    March 31st, 2014 2:26 AM
    Legendary Silke
    *waits*
  8. Nolafus
    March 31st, 2014 2:22 AM
    Nolafus
    Why thank you! Where do you put the coins in? What, you don't have to do that? Wow, technology really is amazing. There's so many buttons. What happens if I press this one? Angry Spearows? I love this game! Oops, I think I turned it off. No, I got this. Wait, what's your password? Apparently you have to re-enter it. Well that's a lame password, just saying. Anyway, where was I? Oh, that's right, I was playing Angry Spearows. Which button was that again? Why do you keep blabbering on about a phone call? I'm not a Servine, I'm a Serperior. WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!?! Oh, that's right, I've already been through this. Alright, Slayr, focus. A phone call, I remember now! Yes, can I speak with Professor Juniper please? What do you mean I'm on hold? Well the machine you're getting better be useful! What's this talk about a translator? I'm sorry, I thought you spoke English. Yup, that's right, the machine just repeated what I said. That's really useful there. You wouldn't believe what happened to me! I was trying to hold a conversation with Professor Oak, when he goes on and on about a bicycle. Can you believe that?
  9. Legendary Silke
    March 31st, 2014 2:07 AM
    Legendary Silke
    Aww...

    *hands over his smartphone*
  10. Nolafus
    March 31st, 2014 1:55 AM
    Nolafus
    What's that, a phone number? Well that won't work at all with my pager. Hold on, I think I saw a pay phone around here somewhere. Ah, there it is! Oh man, I only have pennies. Wow, I have a lot of pennies. How did I get so many? Oh, no matter, I'll just have to go into that store and exchange them for real coins. See? Professor Oak should be taking lessons from those people. I walked in, pointed to the pay phone, dumped out my pennies, and got a few dimes. No talking, no hassle, and especially no bicycles. Oh darn, someone else it using that pay phone now. Oh my gosh, is it really Professor Oak? How many times must he ruin my day? I'm surprised he can hold a conversation on there considering how deaf he was during ours. The nerve of some people.
  11. Legendary Silke
    March 31st, 2014 1:47 AM
    Legendary Silke
    *sigh*

    *scribbles Aurea Juniper's phone number*
  12. Nolafus
    March 31st, 2014 1:40 AM
    Nolafus
    Why are you staring at me like I'm dumb? Can't you see I'm trying to have a conversation?

    Wait, Professor Oak, don't walk away! Do I have to draw it out for you? Fine, I'll draw it. See, that's me this morning. Okay, I know I'm not the greatest artist of all time, but that is so not a bicycle. What do you mean I can't ride it now? I can ride a bicycle anytime I darn please. Excuse me, but I don't like your tone. Are you deaf? Are your ears aging faster than you are? Don't you laugh and start walking away again! If I could walk, I'd be right behind you! And he's gone around the corner. Well, Professor Pokemon my butt! That wasn't helpful at all.
  13. Legendary Silke
    March 31st, 2014 1:31 AM
    Legendary Silke
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  14. Nolafus
    March 31st, 2014 1:28 AM
    Nolafus
    That's easy, I'll just explain my situation. Why would it be difficult?

    Oh, Professor Oak, I'm so glad I caught up to you! You'll never believe what happened to me! I woke up this morning a Serperior, and then this magical Servine guy did some weird voodoo stuff and now I'm a Servine. Can you believe it? I can't believe it myself. You would not believe how difficult it is getting used to legs after slithering across the ground after a few years, let me tell you. Like I was just trying to run over here, and that obviously wasn't working, so I ended up slamming the ground with my Leaf Blade attack and launching myself over here. Isn't that funny? Why are you just staring at me? Can you help me? Am I talking too fast?
  15. Legendary Silke
    March 31st, 2014 1:20 AM
    Legendary Silke
    Now that you've mentioned Oak, how are you going to talk about it with him? :3