Red: I'm only 10 years old!!!!
* Blue laugh so lard he lost his voice *
Ash: ..................
Red: I don't even have a girlfriend!
* Leaf came *
( notice: Leaf is the heroine from Fire Red and Leaf Green )
Red: :cer_love: Wow.....
Leaf: Ummm..... why is that red hat boy staring at me??
Red: :cer_love:
Red: Yep, want my autograph?
* Red's rival named Blue came *
Blue: Red is so crazy he even cheated in the pokemon league!!!
Red: I didn't cheat!!!!
Blue: He used a gameshark :cer_laugh: