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Conversation Between jcsimpson and groteske
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  1. groteske
    March 9th, 2011 1:59 AM
    groteske
    Haha, I hear ya. I've had friends who've been offered a job then ordered to take the test right there. One male friend had to whip it out in front of the lady who interviewed him. Pretty sure that's not something corporate was informed of.

    Btw, re long hair, pics or it didn't happen
  2. jcsimpson
    March 9th, 2011 1:53 AM
    jcsimpson
    Ha, don't worry about sentence structure, I'm still not sure I know how to write properly. I remember one time I went to an interview and they said they needed a "Check" and I was freaking out because I knew I'd never pass but in the end they meant a blank check for banking info. I've never been so relieved in my life.
  3. groteske
    March 9th, 2011 1:46 AM
    groteske
    It was so 50/50 I was on pins and needles for two days. What made it worse initially - there's no way I can make this crap up - is that when my now-boss called with the results, he deadpanned verbatim: "so, Kristine, didn't realize you were into methamphetamines". I've never said "WHAT" so emphatically.

    Yeah, that's pretty risky considering many labs (at least in the US) specifically test specimens for agents like that. I'd wager it depends on how lazy & thorough the tech is, though; once I took a test where they were unconcerned that I had a jacket on that obviously had stuff in the pockets.
    (..sorry for that sentence structure)
  4. jcsimpson
    March 9th, 2011 1:30 AM
    jcsimpson
    Whoa boy, you're lucky you passed. I used this thing once called "Urineluck" but you have to actually slip it into the sample you're giving so it's slightly risky.
  5. groteske
    March 9th, 2011 1:25 AM
    groteske
    Lowers the pH of the sample, ideally consumed the morning of the test but not sooner than 2 hours prior, depending on whether you're flushing yourself properly with water.

    The vinegar was a last resort because I'd smoked ~36 hours before (weekend casual user). I drank a 16-oz glass of water every 15-30 minutes for 10 hours the day/night before the test.. that's likely what negged it rather than the vinegar, but who knows. I got very, very lucky and was interviewed at 1630 when the testing site closed at 1700.

    As for actually drinking the ****, I nabbed a shot glass and took a shot of white wine vinegar. Came very near to vomiting when I realized I could still taste it halfway through. Choking on vinegar isn't pleasant.
  6. jcsimpson
    March 9th, 2011 1:13 AM
    jcsimpson
    You drank straight vinegar to pass a drug test? Please elaborate on that.

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