Right you are, Good Sir/Madam. If only I can be as wisened as you someday. Screw physics when the Cookie Monster clearly has all of the answers. You, as a prophet of The Lord Cookie Monster, can one day tranlsate his wisdom into words we can understand. We fail as his creations for not being able to understand his holy words! -__- How can I atone for my sins? How can I atone for my inadequacies? All I can do is live and learn... *sheds tears*
Anything involving Cookie Monster, even if it is spelt horribly and with awful grammar, can never be classified as spam. It's one of those rules of nature like the second law of thermodynamics or Einstein's theory of relativity!