Conversation Between Squirrel and Golurks Were Meant to Fly
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  1. Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    July 26th, 2012 5:44 PM
    Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    Good call! Except, maybe not poison, (since that'll just kill them with no real symptoms and would probably stop them from eating them since they can't get to them (paralyzation or whatever)) but how about a virus? One of the symptoms would have to be death (eventually since otherwise no one will take the vaccine or bow to our will) and another could be increased appetite. I think we may need something stronger than nicotine, also. Heroine? Cocaine? Actually, cocaine might be easier to pass off, since comes from the same stuff chocolate does (I think)

    I'm pretty sure she started her tv career with snl. So did Adam Sandler (even though I don't like him) And so did Amy Poehler! (she's the best! Ever see Parcs and Recreation?)
  2. Squirrel
    July 26th, 2012 5:37 PM
    Squirrel
    This plan is utterly inspiring, I love it. xD But not enough evil... Perhaps we lace the brownies with the drugs to get people addicted and then once everyone's hooked, we introduce a slow-acting poison into the mixture. Then when everyone's in the middle of dying, we can offer the world a vaccine at the cost of us having complete power. Sound good? :D


    Oh wow, her? She's in loads of stuff I've watched, I'm surprised o3o
  3. Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    July 26th, 2012 5:32 PM
    Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    If we're going to take over the world, we need a plan. I think the first step is to start a brownie making factory (the brownies are laced with nicotine or something) We use money to buy the health inspectors etc. (Or you'll go to health inspector training and then inspect my brownies) Once our brownies are extremely popular amongst the public, you can start uh eating workers at the factory. And when everyone is addicted to our brownies, (we'll up the dosage of addiction drugs) we will threaten to stop making them (we'll be incredibly rich at the time) unless our demands are met. These demands include toppling any governments and destroying all resistance as well as observing us as the kings of the world. TA-DAH! :D

    It's a live comedy show, it was pretty popular in America (its popularity has been declining over the years) but occasionally it's really funny, like that skit for instance. You should look it up (just type snl brownie husband tina fey)
  4. Squirrel
    July 26th, 2012 5:11 PM
    Squirrel
    Yayay, let's go take over the world! How did this start...? xD

    Nope, no idea what you're talking about. o3o What is it?
  5. Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    July 26th, 2012 4:48 PM
    Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    Well, then they're just brownies, aren't they. I've made an army of cookie children before. They were incredibly fun to eat however. So sure, I'll join you in eating brownie people! :D

    OMG! This totally reminds me of the snl skit, brownie husband! XD It's hilarious (and rather weird lol) Have you ever seen snl?
  6. Squirrel
    July 26th, 2012 4:41 PM
    Squirrel
    But if the people are made out of brownies then would it still be cannibalism?
  7. Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    July 26th, 2012 4:39 PM
    Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    Wow. I didn't know Mr. Friendly Squirrel Loving Happy Cake was a cannibalistic torturer. That's a leeettle frightening lmao. XD
    I think I'll pass on eating them (vegitarian) How about I eat the brownies, and you eat the people? :3
  8. Squirrel
    July 26th, 2012 4:00 PM
    Squirrel
    Then we don't get to hurt people :( But I guess that's fine... I guess if we made them into brownies then we could at least eat them :3
  9. Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    July 26th, 2012 1:36 PM
    Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    By...gassing them? Like we just go to random malls and teargas people?
    ...
    Can't we just pour brownies/brownie batter on them instead?
  10. Squirrel
    July 26th, 2012 11:53 AM
    Squirrel
    Nope, they need socks because then I won't kill them for having bare feet n.n It'd be way easier to get famous by gassing some people though; wanna do that instead? :3
  11. Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    July 26th, 2012 9:25 AM
    Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    Socks for orphans? I feel like food or a home might be a little higher on their lists, but, whatever! THEY NEED SOCKS! SFO, donate today! And we shall be so famous, we'll be on the cover of history books :]
  12. Squirrel
    July 26th, 2012 5:32 AM
    Squirrel
    Socks for orphans \o/ Omg we should start a charity, we'll be famous :D:D
  13. Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    July 25th, 2012 5:04 PM
    Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    I am an extremely rational person. I should be in charge of rations, in the event of a food shortage, I'm that good. You can be in charge of socks! XD
  14. Squirrel
    July 25th, 2012 11:56 AM
    Squirrel
    Heights I understand, I'm scared of them too x] And some emotional stuff that's not worth going in to, but other than that I don't have many fears haha. Your's are all pretty rational though x]
  15. Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    July 24th, 2012 7:59 PM
    Golurks Were Meant to Fly
    LOL YOU SAW WHAT I DID THERE!
    Oh no biggy. You have other things in your life besides talking to me anyways haha

    Hmm. I'm scared of heights, PAIN, people being just downright mean to me, confrontation over subjects I don't want to talk about, being judged.
    But half those things I have no control of, and the other half either happen in moderation or don't, depending on the people I'm around/conversation etc. Do you have anymore fears? :?