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September 16th, 2012 1:47 AMAfflictionDo you like The Lazer Collection?
Because I was just wondering. -
September 15th, 2012 4:38 AMAfflictionThis one is also quite funny.
Child: Heeheehee!
Father: Got your nose!
Child: Heeheehee!
Cop: (Breaks open door) LOOK OUT! HE'S GOT A NOSE!!! (Pulls out gun and Opens fire 8 times) -
September 14th, 2012 2:36 PMNinjagonLol, i've been wanting to buy them on Itunes ever since it came out xD.;
1st Guy: "Here, hold this"
*Gives bomb*
*Waits approximately 10 seconds*
1st guy: "Ahah, thanks"
*Bomb almost exploded*
1st guy: "Here hold this"
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September 14th, 2012 2:19 PMAfflictionMine Turtle's on the road, the llama whipping by.
Mine Turtle's got a smile sweet as pie flavoured pie.
Skater kid tells the cop "You can't tell me what to do!"
Watch out! When Mine Turtle says hello to you.
MINE TURTLE
Mine Turtle's travelled round the world, from Cairo to Madrid.
Saw a gun-toting potato and the I Like Trains kid.
Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine.
Fought the aliens!
"Throoooww the cheeeese!"
He stole alien technology, and built a time machine.
Went back in time to 100 million B .C.
The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?"
"Technically I'm a tortoise."
"I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!"
MINE TURTLE
Listen up, I'll tell you where Mine Turtle came from.
In a petting zoo one day there was a man named Tom.
He shouted, "Drunk science!", then he drank a cold one.
And soon he had made the world's first turtle-bomb.
The cops tried to stop him before he could explode.
"LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A NOSE!"
"Wait, no he doesn't.."
MINE TURTLE
I LIKE TRAINS
I LIKE TRAINS
WHOA OH OH
Hey, have you heard of the I Like Trains Kid?
He's pretty cool, but there might be something wrong with him.
I dunno if he's cursed, or if it's something with his brain,
But the only thing he ever says is
"I like trains."
(Chorus)
From birth, the I Like Trains kid never spoke a word.
Not even to his parents; not a single sound was heard.
But on the first day of school, the teacher asked his name
All he did was smile as he said, "I like trains".
(Chorus)
They put him on some Ritalin to see if that would help.
But Doctor found the perfect dose and asked him how he felt.
He looked up at the doctor with this creepy little smile and
The I Like Trains kid said,
"I FEEL GREAT!"
He got a fancy job and he straightened out his life
He met a nice girl who he asked to be his wife and
As they stood at the altar and prepared to say the vows
He put a ring on her finger and he said……………………………………
(Chorus 2x)
Got bad grades?
I like trains!
Awkward date?
I like trains!
Don't like trains?
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September 13th, 2012 8:58 PMNinjagonThose are some of my faves as well xD.
asdf movie 2 deleted scenes;
Guy: "Who parked their car... ...On my sandwich!?!?!"
Other Guy: "I DID!"
Guy: "EEEEWWWAAAARGGGHHHHHHH" *Head explodes* xD -
September 13th, 2012 7:58 AMAfflictionThese are my favourite shorts.
Man 1: "Hey, Man look at my new dog!"
Man 2: "Oh that's pretty cool-" (Realises the dog is nonexistent) "AWW! There's no dog there!!"
Man 1: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Man 2: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
Both: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEUUUUUUUUU!"
Murderer: "DIE, potato!"
Potato: "Nooooooooooooooo!"
I Like Trains Kid: "I Like Trains."
Murderer: "Oh, no, no, no, WAIT -"
(Murderer and potato get killed by train)
Harold: "What are you up to, son?"
I Like Trains Kid: "I like trains."
Harold: "Ha ha ha. Yes you do."
*Somewhere else*
Bully: "Hey. You know who's gay? Y-"
(Bully and victim are hit by train)
Boy: (Has salad) "Mmm."
Man: "HHHRRRAAAAG!" (Shoulders him away knocking away his salad onto the table as he starts to punch it)
Boy: "What is wrong with you?! Stop it! Cut it out man; I don't want this!"
Boy: "Oh, what is happening? Why would you do this? I can't even---"
Man: "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!!"
Boy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Boy: (Now punching man who is punching his salad)
Man: (Still punching the salad)
Teenager: "I'm gonna do an internet!" (Clicks a key on the keyboard and a rainbow of awesomeness comes out almost blowing him away, but he hangs on to the edge of the desk)
Teenager: "WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Man: "Well, I'm gonna do a book!" (Taps an open book but nothing happens)
Man: "Aww..." -
September 13th, 2012 1:55 AMNinjagonYou're a fan of asdf??? ;
Guy :"It finally worked! My time machine wor-"
Dino :"I AM A STEGOSAURUS" Lol :P -
August 16th, 2012 12:38 AMAfflictionHappy Birthday! Hope you have a good time.
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August 15th, 2012 1:50 AMAfflictionJust posted this on The Gender Race which made ShadowExcadrill lol.
Originally Posted by Umbr30nBREAKING NEWS!
Ninjas are everywhere! Umbr30n Ninja'd Avishka!
Stay indoors! No one is safe from the Umbr30n Ninja! -
August 15th, 2012 1:47 AMNinjagonLol, that would make sense :P
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August 15th, 2012 1:04 AMAfflictionMy favourite is Umbreon (Lol)... Typical.
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August 14th, 2012 1:16 PMNinjagonNah, my favourite is Hydreigon. 2nd favourite is Haxorus. I'll get over there now.
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August 14th, 2012 3:12 AMAfflictionFine thank you. So, is your favourite Pokemon... Dragonite?
You just missed the end of the Gender Race where we won again! Yeah, I got zero this time... -
August 14th, 2012 3:09 AMNinjagonYeah, lol. And i'm good thanks, you?
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August 14th, 2012 12:49 AMAfflictionI know that feel.
Anyway, you OK?

