Aw, that sucks. :( Let's see, a setting... what about a mall? That's where I was when it happened; I was browsing from my phone, haha. If you want to go with something completely random, then maybe you should try an amusement park.
Bah, I'm getting writer's block on your story. Would you mind giving me a setting? A may, or may not, use it, but it will help get the creative juices going.
That was just something funny I posted on a whim. It's really easy until you start thinking about what to write that will be funny. Then it's really difficult.