Actually the Cat doesn't even exist. It's a figment of it's own imagination. Really the cat is just the opposite side of yourself. So if you wish to be cute and charming. That's what the cat is. But you know, the cat secretly hides in the ceiling. Waiting for its chance to strike.
Soo.. when the experiments fail and the cats come out and not kittens, the cats become pregnant and make more kittens? So... Cat in the Hat is the Cat of all Cats, amirite.