I DON'T KNOW THERE'S TOO MUCH HAPPENING. You now have a VM and a PM to reply to and another PM to write omg. I think I'll go with writing your crush PM first and then I can reply to that while you VM and I'll reply to your VM while you reply to my crush PM. Yes, that makes sense. GO GO GO.
WELL BASICALLY I'm like hitting them with one of my shovels and I'm like "this is so not fab" and stuff and then they're about to engulf me and the screen goes black with "-SEXY RESULTS-" written and when the image comes back I'm standing there entirely naked and oiled up but with my shovel conveniently covering my private parts and also the worms have disappeared. So yes, it is left up to the viewer's interpretation!
OK, us being actually good parents sounds good! And if one of us has twins we can be mean to the third wheel because NOBODY (*stern face*) will care about that one. Yes.
Republic! Sorry to disappoint. But yes sure you can find out via PM, give me another HOUR or so to complete replying to this hahaha. And it's because it was a forum friend from China (but living in NI) who was gone to China for like two weeks and I totally forgot he was gone! I'm terribly forgetful sometimes. The calls probably wouldn't be free, no :( And YES THEY REALLY DO. But if we used another medium could we reply to like 5 entirely unrelated subjects at once? Who knows.
I actually don't know how tall I am, really! I measured myself FAIRLY recently and got 5"5 but I think I measured myself poorly and I was talking to a friend I'm a tad taller than and she said she's 5"6.5 so I guess 5"7 or so? I don't know. In any case I'm SHORT, but tall genes were never in my family :( PM sent (yay for more essays!). And yes, you can tell me all the details about yours via PM!
You know, I'd really rather the sexual videos you link me to not feature women. Also not liking the symbolism of the long, cylindrical object she was working on (with her hands!) breaking off. But, pleasant song! I might take a picture of the tree for you (though it will be with my phone so poor quality!), and it won't be hard to get a storm! Do remind me. If I had a like, camera stand or something I'd take a photo of me looking depressed sitting beside it! But alas. I should say the wood is really small and a decent amount of it is CLEARED, but the trees are fairly kwl nonetheless. There's one tree quite close to my room that's a bit bent and every time there's a storm I'm terrified it's gonna fall over and kill me. #yolo I assume I'll be fine! Student loans and all that, and I know other people who've managed it. What I really need to get is a part time job, though.
It's called a cédille!!! I couldn't look less Mexican if I tried.
But it WAS and then someone ripped off all my unique ideas I feel like that deserves sympathy votes.
With sexy results? Do the earthworms rip off all your clothes or something?? Or maybe they're just really sexy earthworms! Or is this another question that's left to the viewer's interpretation? D:
Hmm, I guess we could just try being nice to them both and see what happens? It's a bit unorthodox but I think Nathan and Tameera deserve it! Oh honey, you'd fabulous wearing that. I've never watched either but I can guess the gist... basically I'll be an awesome loving husband and you'll be a cray-cray foo' dat don't know nuttin' 'bout no romance? At least you've warned me, now I know to strike first. n.n
Ohh wait, are you in the Republic or Northern? I have no idea how much it costs to text to the Republic... There's only one way to find out I guess! (How do you accidentally text someone from China? XD) And that sounds wonderful! I get free calls but like I said, no idea if that applies to where you are so it might get expensive... On a serious note though it would be amazing to talk more outside of VMs, these things take forever to reply to. XD I KNOW RIGHT they look so cool but they're so hard to use ;;
4th longest is pretty good, nice one! Oo, how tall are you? :o Can't wait to hear the stories (I think)! Lots of details please :D ****ty five year olds... only in Ireland. ;p
Okay let's see... I've had three big crushes, one which also turned out to be a ****! The second was a loonnnggg crush but nothing ever happened with it, and the other was actually from here! I ended up dating the third one for a few months but it didn't work out for various reasons. If you want more detail that'll have to be saved for PMs!
Hmm, I'll teach you guitar (pretend clay sculpting is relevant to guitars!) so you can play it in the rain 'kay! :D Oh man that sounds amazing! Woods are so much fun, you can walk around them for hours and make friends with all the squirrels and get lost and starve and die ♥ I want to see this tree sometime, preferably in a storm! Thunder and lightning are so cool eee, especially listening to it in bed so it's still warm and cosy!
How can you afford your own accommodation straight away? :o But nah, it's not mandatory for us either, most people just choose to do it for convenience. (or to get away from family!)
WELL YOU LOOK IT, FRANC(insert silly dash thing)OIS. (Pssst, I have no idea if that's a real name!)
Sorry bby, you'll just have to make your's extra special! Every time there's a new post it's another post to read through and critique so I'm not excited either ;; But the turnout has been sooo much better than expected, last year's contest run by CatDog only received one entry. XD (Guess which won!) Everyone must've seen you enter and rushed to join in!
IT IS THAT NAME IS WONDERFUL. It fits a really well-rounded and non-mentally-and-physically-scarred-by-his-loving-and-sexy-parents kind of child, so perhaps we need to rethink our strategies a little!
There was a bit in here I was going to go back and add to, but I've forgotten which bit... ;;
They're INDIE MOVIES. The fate of the ninjas and stuff is all left to the viewers' interpretations. But you will find out if the tunnel is built or not in the final movie! I suppose we could make a spin off called "The Things You Actually Wanted To See" and it will feature your ninja death match and my battle with thousands of earthworms in the tunnels ("with sexy results!").
If I ever find out about your betrayal, me and Tameera will have our revenge! Although the thought of that is actually so cute why you must you be so nice :( You make me feel bad for being so... not nice! I don't suppose you ever watched Eastenders or Emmerdale? If Emmerdale, you're the lovely Bob and I'm his domineering (and tragically dead somehow) wife Viv, but if you watch Eastenders then I'm the fabulously classy but evil Janine and you're one of the hopelessly nice men she's killed. I don't like being the Janine / Viv :( (well OK they're fun but I'd feel bad!!)
Texts to anyone in Ireland are FREE but outside of Ireland and I do believe it's 25c per text! Accidentally texted someone today and then realised they're in China and was terrified it would cost like €5 but it was just the 25c, thankfully! You can feel free to spam me though. You should ring me sometime, or something! Do you have free calls? I don't know. But yes, touchpads are awful! I used to be able to text so bloody past and then I got a touch phone and completely lost the skill. But they're SO PRETTY. Random rant.
No! I lasted the 4th longest but it was a rather unfit class (I did at least outlast all the people I'd call unfit!) but I still did rather poorly in the ranking thing. But my defence is that I'm not much taller than the average girl and I'm thinner than the average girl, so measuring me along the other boys is obvs unfair!! I actually have a fairly small crushes list, I've had three proper ones and a couple of minor scares that never really blew up. First one turned out to be a **** (that might be a story for PMs!), second was my boyfriend (success!) for a week (oh) and then that got a bit complicated (also PM story) and the third is kinda weird too hahaha. Yeah it's weird. They're all a bit dumb really, but the choice here isn't exactly spectacular! And omg I think I kinda had a crush on a guy when I was like FIVE? Now, tell me your history in extreme detail! That song was... more romantic than blood transfusions, at least!
I obviously can't play guitar out there, but there's a really big tree beside my house (we live beside a wood!) and I love sitting under it when it's really rainy. Like, if I was outside for whatever reason I'd run under there rather than go inside. And stuff like that. I do like thunder and lightning, it's quite a fun thing to happen when there are others there at least! It's inconvenient plugging stuff out and whatnot but the rain that comes during it is always spectacular and I love seeing the flashes! Sun is nice and all (and believe me, in Ireland stormy weather can get a bit old!) but bad weather definitely has its moments. And I see! In Ireland we're kinda similar but living in halls isn't manditory or anything and I don't intend to do it. I'm just gonna go straight into having my own accomidation.
I'M NOT MEXICAN, ALEX.
OH and BTW I totally thought the review competition thingy was over today and then I checked the thread and it said tomorrow and I died a little inside. Every new review posted is a DAGGER TO MY HEART.
AlSO BTW BUT NATHAN IS A REALLY GOOD NAME ISN'T IT? Doesn't quite sound like it fits a clinically depressed failure at life but still, it's good!
Now I really want to see these movies! What if you die and I'm left alone as a widow?? Or if I die and you're left alone! Did the tunnel ever get built?? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NINJAS!? The suspense is killing me! Let's go watch them ASAP D:
He'll be the one that sits in the corner of the room slowly sobbing and depressing everyone whilst they're trying to enjoy their day so people will have to hit him and steal his money and stuff to make him stop sobbing and he'll come home and cry to us hoping we'll be able to help and then won't stop crying so we'll have to hit him more to make it stop. But only because we love him. And don't worry, I've got dibs in poor little Nathan. We'll treat him like rubbish and make him hate himself but in secret he'll actually be my favourite and we'll go out for walks in the park together and buy cotton candy behind your back and I'll let him have as much fun as he wants before taking him back home and mocking him in front of you and Tameera whilst secretly knowing that he's always my favourite. You can have Miss Perfect! Well you have to use the bumps for something! :D (Kudos if you actually read all of that btw. XD)
I think you are! How much do texts cost you? I've got free texts so not an issue here, it would be cool if it doesn't cost you too much! (The chance of being bothered to write texts this long is about 0% by the way, touchpads are awkward. ;;) Just send a PM or something if you want to I guess. :D
That looks... fun D: Did you have a good VO2 intake?? Haha, what is your history of crushes like then?
That's just about cheerful enough for a funeral! Maybe we should go with something very subtly romantic. Le pomme de terre et sur la oiseau!
Oh wow, you're the first person I've met who actually likes wind/rain too! The coolest thing ever is playing guitar outside in a storm, it's so exciting :D Do you like thunder/lightning? Your bed sounds like perfection, I might have to steal it. :( For the first year you live in halls but second year onwards you have to find your own accommodation so we've rented a small house! And the beds are amaaazzziiinnngggg. They'll put your's to shame!
(... ahahahahhahahahahahahahahah -breathes- ahahahahahahahhahahah, oh god. At least I look better than you!)
...Yay?! Oh and don't worry you won't get killed - we have to keep the outcome of your ninja battle secret to get people to come to the film but the outcome will never be revealed (as the scene will not actually be in the movie!). But don't worry, you kicked the ninja's butt. And again, it is never revealed if I survive :O We can save that for the sequel, which will be entirely based on me digging my tunnel. And then in the third movie we will be re-united (or not :O)!
Oh that's good! And the one we don't favour can be all "complicated" and stuff. Though now I fear I'd get competitive over which of us gets the good one! Hahahahaha, pregnant bumper cars. That would be very responsible of us (and fun)!
I can text myself! I don't though I'm not interesting. I'd say feel free to post it HERE but we'd waste insane amounts of credit if we were sending texts this long. So no.
You know, I saw this message at lunch and I really did not appreciate seeing ice cream while I was freezing cold and insanely tired! I had just done this in P.E and was almost DEAD :( But yes, I have! I pick the worst guys. Oh well now you've got me trying to think of a theme song for us, hmm. How about this? It's really cheerful and stuff. Tu as un don ! C'est vraiment incroyable, tu es meilleur que moi.
Yes, wind is great fun. For the last few days we've had lots of rain and wind during lunch time and while it does freeze the hell out of you, I love it. Everyone always wants to go back up to school early because of it and I DON'T UNDERSTAND. The bed is fab, yes! Though it can be terribly lonely, it has an electric blanket which is just... a gift from God in the winter. I couldn't imagine life without it! I'm assuming you don't have one? How do you live?! And how do you know you'll have warm double beds, are there like "tiers" in your halls for different uni years?
I would, but surreptitiously the bitter contempt of the harsh Summer snow escapes my grasp on this extended reality that we so call our radiations of existence in this carbonated world of our's. (That means hell yes, let's do it!) And the best part is we'll make so many people clinically depressed that they'll all have to come visit you for psychotherapy and we'll be rich! I'm not such a big fan of the ninja's part though, what if I get killed? ;; Although the image of a ninja randomly attacking an old man on a porch is pretty hilarious, I might be able to go for this... do you survive in the end?? :o
Hmm... How about we just have two and favour one much above the other so we can install great self-confidence into Tameera and make her achieve even greater things? Plus if we're both pregnant at the same time we could play bumper cars!
It won't let me text myself :( I'll just post my phone number on the forum somewhere and random people can send me creepy texts to reply to! :D
You're fab. ... Yeah no offence but it sounds like you've crushed on some pretty dumb people. XD But thanks I think! I just tend to relate the song they play most to them whenever I hear it, which can get annoying very easily. :D Although I haven't had many proper crushes so that's only about 2 or 3 songs. :p Oui oui oui mon doux gâteau!
I certainly wouldn't mind that. ♥ Windy is fun, especially when it's super strong wind and you're practically blown away! It's much more exciting than being able to walk to places without breaking bones. :D Oh man, you have a double bed? Jealously levels have gone through the roof, the beds in these halls are awful. :( But next year will have super bouncy warm double beds I can't wait eeee!
Omg you are good at this! Have you ever thought about being an actor or director? We could make a 3-hour epic that's just one long scene of you on the porch, occasionally describing your sadness! It shall be called 'An Imperial Affliction' and will be soundtracked solely by Lana Del Rey's 'Video Games' on repeat. We will film a few exciting scenes like you being attacked by a ninja for the trailer but not put them in the movie. (good point about the shovels)
But we could lie about the results! I'M HAVING THE BABY IT'S SETTLED. You can lie and pretend you had it to God if you want (see, I'm nice!!!). I shall see what I can come up with, but not even a bow makes that thing cute!
Well I have a solution - start texting yourself! Much more satisfying conversation, I assure you.
FAB FAB FAB FAB FAB. But yes, that song is incredible! M.I.A is a genius and that's basically the theme song to every crush of mine. Unfortunately the last time I linked someone to the song they thought the title was pronounced as one proper word and also assumed she was a terrorist :( Congrats on being more clever than him! Wow you're already fluent that's amazing!!!!!
That man is gross! Shiny is nice sometimes but I'm not hopping into bed with The Hulk!
I would warm you up if I could! </3 If it helps, it's insanely windy here! I wish I could stay in (my incredibly comfortable double) bed, but alas I must go to school :(
The cold wind is blowing on the neck of a solemn sparrow, thus is my life. Come to think of it you might be right, that doesn't sound like fun at all... Okay new plan, I'll stay indoors playing computer games and calling you occasionally to check your process and tell you my new "thoughtful" phrase of the day whilst you dig! And I'd rather you didn't die in the collapsing tunnel to be honest! D: I'm starting to think this tunnel idea just isn't going to work, especially if they're racist tunnels. Maybe taking a ferry ride could be just as romantic and save on buying a lot of shovels? We just need to decide who's going to risk their life in the harsh waters of the Irish sea! (It should be you. :))
First you grab a coin and put it on your thumb nail before using your index finger to create a flicking motion with your thumb, thus propelling the coin into the air before catching it and seeing which way it landed. :D (Don't worry, I know it's technical, I don't expect you to fully grasp it right away) Okay that works too! But I don't want to be floppy that sounds awkward :( At first I was thinking "Oh Nu God he's so nice sacrificing himself for me how lucky am I take me now swoon swoon swoon ♥♥♥" but I'm starting to think you might not have had my best interests at heart here. ;; Although I'm sure you'll look sexy with that bump bby. Don't worry I've got some Christians on my course and they're fun to wind up, I'll ask them today! If I don't return then have probably been dissolved in holy water. :)
It's disappointingly thankfully hard to find an image of this on google... USE YOUR PRO GOOGLE SKILLS GO. Aww, you made it sad!
I was planning to sleep more but I cannot disappoint! It wasn't fun, no one was awake. Texting is oddly boring when there's no one to text :(
NO GO AWAY IT'S ADORABLE. Aw bby that song is makin me swoon so hrd <333 xoxox (Seriously though that song is awesome omg, so catchy XD) Oui! Je suis... fluenté! Tu es jealousé á mon skilléz!
Wooo, tell me if you do! I'll give you a golden sunshine sticker as a reward! You have to tell me the second you finish every song and write a detailed review about each one k. :)
Muscles are hot. (Apparently so is being really shiny!) But nah guys without loads of muscles are much better, it gets kinda ick after a while :(