Conversation Between Sike_Saner and Astinus
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  1. Astinus
    January 24th, 2009 2:35 PM
    Astinus
    Your leetle tree from DC has relatives.

    Alsoalso! Have you ever seen the ShamWOW commercials?
  2. Sike_Saner
    January 23rd, 2009 7:09 PM
    Sike_Saner
    "Behold, elevator butt."

    ^ Best line in any poem ever.
  3. Astinus
    January 23rd, 2009 3:51 AM
    Astinus
    I SAW THAT LIFE ALERT COMMERCIAL SIX TIMES IN AN HOUR! I WAS LAUGHING TOO MUCH TO PAY ATTENTION TO IT, AND I WAS WONDERING IF MY MOTHER WOULD THINK I WAS HEARTLESS FOR LAUGHING AT OLD LADIES HAVING HEART ATTACKS!

    Then there was this random commercial for some garage door opener, and that sent me laughing so hard, French dressing damn near came out of my nose.

    SECRET TROJAN MAN! SECRET TROJAN MAN! HE'S ON A MISSION TO PROTECT THE WORLD!

    Oh, that video served to remind me that I really need to find out if Tetris ever came out for the DS or the GBA. HA! And the pieces are called I, J, L, O, S, T, and Z. They have names. ;___; And there is a Tetris DS! I must find it. :B

    Edit: Cat Haikus
  4. Sike_Saner
    January 22nd, 2009 10:09 PM
    Sike_Saner
    I thought, Now I'll make another reference to another commercial! 8D All I needed to do was decide which one.

    All my mind offered up was this:

    TROJAN MAAAAAAN!

    ._.;

    On a completely unrelated subject, here's this.
  5. Astinus
    January 22nd, 2009 9:31 PM
    Astinus
    x3 I was in work, and I was trying to remember what B name you had in your VM. And the first one was "Bundy", and so now he stars in his own version of "Married...With Children" called "Married...With TARGET!"

    HELP! I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP! THAT'S WHY I WEAR ONE TOO! WHETHER IT'S FIRE, A FALL, OR ANY OTHER KIND OF EMERGENCY, LIFE ALERT IS THERE FOR YOU! WHEN YOU LIVE ALONE LIKE I DO, AND YOU HAVE A HEART ATTACK, NO ONE IS THERE. BUT LIFE ALERT WAS THERE. WITH THE PUSH OF A BUTTON!

    I've seen that commercial way too many times. ><
  6. Sike_Saner
    January 22nd, 2009 11:34 AM
    Sike_Saner
    Oh snap, yes! X3 I think every profile needs Beau flitting around, pointing, and yelling, "TARGET!" Especially since he wears little red panties while doing so.

    All chipmunks (AND PENGUINS) should have coat hangers for their adorable little coats! ^^ AND ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT.
  7. Astinus
    January 21st, 2009 10:42 PM
    Astinus
    ALSO ALSO ALSO ABOUT PENGUINS!

    I have Space Invaders for the DS, and one of the locations I have to save in Antarctica. So apparently the aliens want to blow up the penguins. I gotta save them. Shame that's the HARDEST LEVEL IN THE GAME...so far.

    Also! I was reading a post online, and there was a miniature hanger in a picture on the post. And someone was like "What is that?" And the answer was "A sock hanger. Or a coat hanger for a chipmunk." AND I FOUND THAT TO BE THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER.

    Granted, it's like, six in the morning. But coat hangers! For chimpmunks! ffffffffffff...i iz ded from lolz.
  8. Astinus
    January 21st, 2009 2:00 PM
    Astinus
    Grumpy the Hamster Overlord... I like it! And that explanation makes sense. That's why it wasn't a rodent that exploded, it was an enemy of the Overlord's.

    PENGUINS!!!! THOSE THINGS ARE AWESOME, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY TALK TO SNOWMEN!!!!!

    Shame there wasn't a way for your profile to say "TARGET!" every time someone looks at it. x3

    I heart my black egg's code. I'm probably not going to name it so that code forever remains. And it's true. Black dragons do invoke people to make that noise. Of course, my other dragons are being buttheads and refusing to grow up.
  9. Sike_Saner
    January 21st, 2009 1:53 PM
    Sike_Saner
    I pondered the matter of the mysterious splodey-bird, wondering just what, exactly, could have caused such a thing to happen, and then it hit me: the Hamster Overlord destroyed that bird using psychic powers. Most of the body was basically vaporized (or "vaprotized", as I just put, which I guess refers to being hypnotized by vapors), but some feathers were left behind as a message to all other creatures: This could be you. You could be next.

    AND HELL YEAH, PENGUINS! :D

    Well, Secret Bonus Points are indeed awesome. ^^ Especially since they do nothing. X3

    Oh, and I love the code your black egg has. <3
  10. Astinus
    January 21st, 2009 12:16 AM
    Astinus
    OH! OH! I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION!

    DO YOU LIKE PENGUINS?! Y/N

    EVERY TIME I LOOK AT BINO, I WANT A SECRET BONUS POINT! >(
  11. Astinus
    January 20th, 2009 2:20 PM
    Astinus
    So I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath, and I see a bird has exploded in my yard, and I breathe under my breath "WTF?"

    But yeah. Seriously. There are bird feathers everywhere in my backyard. No bird body though. Perhaps the neighbor's cats ate it. :B
  12. Sike_Saner
    January 20th, 2009 11:38 AM
    Sike_Saner
    Icicles are awesome--they're great for prodding people in the back of the neck. X3

    And what a cute picture of the future evil overlord of the entire planet that is. ^^
  13. Astinus
    January 19th, 2009 3:08 PM
    Astinus
    Two-foot long icicles?

    Everything is melting already! ;;

    In a way, I'm glad that the whites are common. They are one of my favorites, if not for the sentimental reason that a white egg was my first egg (not eff). XD Of course, I'm weird, and I love naming the little things more than anything else. Squee.

    And here there be Grumpy. x3
  14. Sike_Saner
    January 18th, 2009 9:42 PM
    Sike_Saner
    O_O *emits potentially lethal amount of covet-rays*

    Yes, I think I shall have your climate copied and pasted over this one. X3

    Whites and purples are fairly common, yes. And with regards to the purple eggs, I think another part of what might be causing them to appear on the AP as frequently as they do is the fact that they always produce female dragons--perhaps some, maybe even most of them are being released by people whose scrolls don't have as many breedable males as they want/need.
  15. Astinus
    January 18th, 2009 7:54 PM
    Astinus
    Would you like to trade locations? Where I am, we just had a snowfall of a few inches today. Then, later on today, there was a freak blizzard that no one knew about. It just randomly started snowing at six in the evening, and is still snowing now, five hours later. There's too much snow. Dx None of it is melting because it's negative temperatures outside! [/whine]

    And do you know how difficult it is to push a chain of nine grocery carts through the snow? Really difficult.

    And, y'know, after hanging around the cave portion of DC and looking at the Abandoned page, there certainly are a lot of whites and a lot of purples. Are they, like, more common, like the mints? But it's good that the mints are kinda common. I really wanted one (and got one! :3)