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September 25th, 2012 1:52 PMSquirrelSpoiler:Yes, but you have to remember:
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I was going to, but I'm not anymore. I don't feel I can compete with the rest and designing takes time xD Are you? -
September 25th, 2012 10:36 AMGolurks Were Meant to FlySpoiler:I'm not the one making the mistake. It seems no one ever insulted you when you were a child. B)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7UrFYvl5TE watch.
Are you doing the PPC? If so...I guess your profile will feel wrong for a little while. XD -
September 24th, 2012 4:30 PMSquirrelSpoiler:Pshh, if you don't insult children then how will they ever learn from their mistakes? B)
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Thank you :D I missed having the Sandshrew family in my posts, it just didn't feel right ;; -
September 24th, 2012 12:35 PMGolurks Were Meant to FlySpoiler:*sob* That was from one of my first grade plays! YOU should be ashamed of yourself! XD
Spoiler:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64 click this
Thanks! Wheezywheezywheezywheezy. I like your new avatar/sandslash signature too! :D -
September 24th, 2012 6:03 AMSquirrelSpoiler:... I'm sorry but you should be ashamed of that. xD
Spoiler:PSHH I JUST BROKE UP WITH HIM NOW WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER. YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU AND YOU ALONE :(
Your new profile is cool :D -
September 21st, 2012 6:29 PMGolurks Were Meant to FlyHaha yeah, rant rant rant!
Spoiler:Lol, most of the jokes I told you I found randomly on the internet...
Oooh, here's a joke from first grade! What did the frog eat with his burger? French flies! *budum-chh!* What did the frog DRINK with his burger? Diet Croak! *budum-chhh!*
Spoiler:YES! WE WERE GETTING MARRIED, SILLY! YOU FORGET THINGS SO EASILY!Well it seems someone has moved on :'( And you didn't even have the decency to hide it in a PM! You can't look at me? I'm revolted just by thinking about you! :P
You really do need to lol. Summer's over! OFFICIALLY. -
September 21st, 2012 4:27 PMSquirrelThis post made me lol.
Spoiler:I'm all out of jokes :( You'll have to tell more so I can re-tell them later once you've forgotten :D
Spoiler:Nooo, not the kids! How will I live without them!? You've already taken everything we had away from me, how could you take them too :( You... I can't even look at you right now. :/
Man that sounds horrid xD I tend to sleep around 3-6AM (2 on good days!) and wake up around 12-3PM so yeah, I really need to get out of that pattern... x.x -
September 21st, 2012 10:56 AMGolurks Were Meant to FlyUgh, I hate Bohemian Rhapsody! Also, twigger? :) It's not bad, just a little...concerning XD)
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Haha my joke was terrible!
Lol, I didn't get the first one at first XD
YEAAAAAAHHHHH TEENAGE WASTELAND!
Spoiler:Okay. I'm suing you. I want complete custody of the children and full child support :P
Hm, on week days I go to sleep anywhere between 9:30 and 11:30 (usually) I wake up at 6. In terms of sleep my life is terrible lol. Especially today, since when I woke up this morning I felt like I had just gone to sleep. It was CRAZY! XD What about you? -
September 21st, 2012 6:19 AMSquirrelMOMMAAAAAA JUST KILLED A MANNNNN PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD, PULLED MY TWIGGER NOW HE'S DEAD! (is it bad that that's the first thing to pop into my head? xD)
Spoiler:Lmao, that joke is great xD My turn!
Me: Knock knock!
You: Who's there
Me: Cash!
You: Cash who?
Me: ekekekek
Spoiler:Me: Knock knock!
You: Who's there?
Me: The!
You: The Who?
Us: AWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Spoiler:(Okay yeah I admit they both suck, sue me ;;)
Paha. xD I think it's more just a case of getting back in to a normal sleeping habit xD When do you generally go to sleep/wake up? -
September 20th, 2012 6:26 PMGolurks Were Meant to FlySTANDING BY AND WAITING AT YOUR BACK DOOR, ALL THIS TIME HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOU BELONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (first thing that popped into my head XD)
Spoiler:I liked the first joke. The second joke...oof.
Ready for a knock-knock joke? :D
Me: Knock knock!
You: Who's there?
Little old lady?
You: Little old lady who?
Me: Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!
:}
Hmm, you should go about wasting your day by playing pokemon
Aww, poor ozzy. :( To help you sleep maybe...drink a bottle of Nyquil? Maybe you could just run around your house for an hour or so and then you'll be tired physically and mentally! Or maybe you could pop some espresso beans each morning? :? -
September 20th, 2012 4:20 PMSquirrelOmg you're just as bad as me, we belong together :')
Spoiler:Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar.
A group of organic molecules were having a party, when a group of robbers broke into the room and stole all of the guest's joules. A tall, strong man, armed with a machine gun came into the room and killed the robbers one by one. The guests were very grateful to this man, and they wanted to know who he was. He replied: My name is BOND, Covalent Bond.
;DDDDDDDDDDDD
I didn't, I've had no time :( Well, that's a lie, I just don't remember to do it haha. I constantly have the thought "I need to be preparing for uni!" running through my head and getting no sleep as a result, so I'm never awake enough to do anything and end up wasting the day xD -
September 20th, 2012 3:24 PMGolurks Were Meant to FlyLol that was actually pretty funny :D
Spoiler:I got two jokes for ya!
A neautron walks into a bar and says: "how much for a beer?"
And the bartender say: "For you? No charge!" :D:D:D:D
Atom 1: I think I lost an electron.
Atom 2: Are you sure?
Atom 1: I'm positive.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Agreed. Poor Cheryl, she will live on in my memory forever. By the way, did you ever continue that? :D -
September 20th, 2012 3:02 PMSquirrelLmao, that joke's amazing, I'm so gonna steal it xD Okay here's a really hardcore joke, brace yourself:
;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSpoiler:Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve noble gasses." Argon doesn't react.
I know, it's awful D: I guess it does make you more attached to them and you're more careful when using/training them, but it's still depressing :( I'll never forget poor Cheryl. </3 -
September 20th, 2012 1:49 PMGolurks Were Meant to FlyAh I know that one! Okay, here's another blonde joke...
Spoiler:A blonde goes to a store and sees a tv that she likes. She asks the clerk if she can buy it and he says, "No. You're a blonde." So, she decides to dye her hair red and change her outfit. She then goes back to the store and asks for the tv but the clerk says, "No. You're a blonde." The blonde decides to cut her hair, dye it black, get a new outfit and a nose piercing. She goes and asks the clerk if she can buy the tv, but he says, "No. You're a blonde."
The blonde has had enough. She says, "Why won't you let me buy the tv, and how do you know I'm blonde?!?!?" and the clerk says, "Because that's not a tv, it's a microwave." :D
And also I've done nuzlockes a ton of times. Plus, you put all your effort into training a pokemon...only to have it die. D:< Btw, which grass/poison: Roselia or Vileplume? -
September 20th, 2012 4:07 AMSquirrelHaha, that's pretty funny xD My turn! Mine's a blonde joke. :D
Spoiler:A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver.
He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket.
He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde to stand in the circle and not move.
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.
When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this."
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad.
He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" The truck driver asked the blonde.
She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."
Ahah I always have that problem with Nuzlockes. You always get stuck either training something you don't like or not getting to train something you love D: But this is why Poison types are best! n.n

