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January 24th, 2019 11:39 PMHomeskulled KidYou've got my sympathy. I've dealt with many a mutinous machine, and the only thing to do with them is hurl them into the Great Dune Sea and let the Jawas scavenge what the heat doesn't destroy. Or, and this requires considerably less travel, you just smack the sass out of them and pray.
Danke schoen! Your posts don't seem to suffer at the hands of shabbiness, either. And recently, I actually read one of my short stories aloud to a storyteller's group. I was utter rubbish and the whole thing was a succession of slurs, but there only ten people or so and hopefully they thought I was a poor, wretched, young, artsy alcoholic as opposed to a total clodpole.
And I'm thinking of another narrative at the moment. 'Groovy He-Concubine and Bad Android Lad'. It's a coming-of-age story, really. R+ rated, of course, because there are a lot of bombs, energy rays, strangulation and terrible puns, but I'm thinking of doing a children's version. I just simplify the prose and change the F-word to flibbert. -
January 24th, 2019 12:29 PMVisionofMiloticDear Amsin!
I'm doing good, other than my computer is rebelling against me. This Dell is only 2 years old and turned mutinous, barely turning on. I haven't been able to get many messages through enemy lines now, but I am alive and well. My spirit is unbroken!
Your posts keep my spirits up! And I am on the look out for 'Despicable Sexcat and the Tourette Kid' and 'My Dog Ate My Morals'. Titles like that give me hope! We need more masters of language like you. You've done well!
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January 21st, 2019 7:48 AMHomeskulled KidYo! What's up, Sam?
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January 11th, 2019 10:54 AMHomeskulled KidDon't make me giggle indistinctly, please. It's bad for my savage, masterful image. But thanks, and I like your posts too! It's good to see some flavour about the place, y'know? And even for basic, simple things like posting online, I reckon there's a lot of room for effort. Well, effort is not the right word, but something more than mindlessly hitting the keyboard, anyway. I mean, the whole thing is for interaction! Entertainment! Not much of either of those if you don't applying herself, I find.
And pleased to meet you too. I go under Amsin, really. It's sort of my pen name, and when my wild, violent, vile stories get published, that's the name it'll go under. Keep an eye out for books titled 'Despicable Sexcat and the Tourette Kid' and 'My Dog Ate My Morals'. Real page turners. If the church doesn't petition to have them censored then I will have clearly failed as a writer. -
January 11th, 2019 9:37 AMVisionofMiloticDon't erase this! I think it is charming. You have a good sense of humour, at least you make me laugh. I love reading your posts. The topics are so varied and creative. I'm pleased to meet you Homeskulled kid. Folks call me Sam!
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January 11th, 2019 9:02 AMHomeskulled KidHello. I'm rubbish at greetings and that's the best word I can come up with. Hey is too familiar. Hi is... hi is just weird. It feels like a geeky insinuation, and hell I don't know what I'm talking about and I should erase all this, but I know I can't write anything better.
And I'm a bit embarrassed right now so, you know, I'm more awkward than usual. But not much.
Well maybe hi is okay after all. So yeah, hi.


