Conversation Between forg and Sami
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  1. forg
    December 15th, 2022 8:17 AM
    forg
    WHAT NO, C’MON I WAS RUNNING LATE SO I FORGOT TO BRING MY POKÉMON

    *Throws staplers and machines and office stuff before running away*
  2. Sami
    December 15th, 2022 6:21 AM
    Sami
    Trusted even… time for a company takeover GOLISOPOD GOOOOOO
  3. forg
    December 15th, 2022 3:46 AM
    forg
    Why, as a trusted employee of Pudding Inc. you’ll be treated as if you’re like a family here a faithful servant of the higher bosses gliding above us. They appear to be flying above us in their golden chariots now as we speak, wowzers!

    You may feel an odd tingle as a beam of light beams through the window and swallows your form, but do not fret! It is simply our managers welcoming us in a futuristic way!
  4. Sami
    December 14th, 2022 9:53 PM
    Sami
    HUUUUUUUUUUUH STOP CONFUSING MEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    free car and house tho hmmmm
  5. forg
    December 14th, 2022 3:06 PM
    forg
    What a brilliant idea! You’re a genius! Here’s the keys to my house and car, you’re hired!
  6. Sami
    December 14th, 2022 2:37 PM
    Sami
    nonono thats not how this works you cannot bribe me with pen samples what do you want me to do reinvent ancient Egyptian Hieroglyphs?
  7. forg
    December 14th, 2022 2:11 PM
    forg
    Maybe a free sample will do the trick… ;) ?
  8. Sami
    December 14th, 2022 1:57 PM
    Sami
    so just a pen... they're all the same hellspawns to me no matter the luxury >:(
  9. forg
    December 14th, 2022 1:32 PM
    forg
    W-what? No, it is not a pen! It’s… it’s… a Scriveiner Black Lacquer Ballpoint Pen!

    It’s a rather stunning luxury pen with a 24k gold finish, has some schmidt black refill, and it makes a great gift set for professional men and women alike. Especially to spice up the looks of a professional executive office. Quite the fancy designer pen if I do say so myself. They come in different colors too if you don’t fancy black. They come in silver chrome, stainless steel, crimson, midnight blue, and even british green.

    All for 32.99, taxes not included. Wanna help me out? Totally didn’t look up the first thing that came up in Amazon for luxury pens nope nope
  10. Sami
    December 14th, 2022 11:53 AM
    Sami
    but that is just a pen
  11. forg
    December 14th, 2022 11:26 AM
    forg
    Simple.

    I grew out a mustache. My disguise was impeccable!
  12. Sami
    December 14th, 2022 11:22 AM
    Sami
    WHEN DID I HIRE YOU D:

    I was not know these details.
    How wasted was I
    I... I do not understand
  13. forg
    December 14th, 2022 11:13 AM
    forg
    I am one of your guards. And how dare you cut my salary, I worked very hard to get to where I am and I’m paying off this nice sofa with USB adapters, a pull out bed, and even has cup holders. Do you want me to have no sofa, Sami?
  14. Sami
    December 14th, 2022 10:18 AM
    Sami
    okay 1. that is for special occasions and 2. HOW TF DID YOU FIND THAT.

    I gotta up my security im cutting the salary of my guards
  15. forg
    December 14th, 2022 10:14 AM
    forg
    That’s not what that hidden stash of cash hidden beneath the floorboards is telling me.