Violence is not the answer. >:(
I'm still going to throw a party for my 1,000th post, though. For someone who posts as often as I do, 1,000 is a pretty commendable achievement.
Shoot for the stars, kid. ;D
By my calculations, you'll get there in 2.836 years or 1,035 days. Hell, if you push yourself, you could make 10,000 before I even get to 2,000.