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  1. Aslan
    May 11th, 2015 12:35 AM
    noo how could a person ruin the brownie producing companys like that :(

    But what if I can't be bothered?!

    Alright here's the deal! I'll come up with a word and we'll play 20 Questions. That or we play the literal version. If you finish/win either, you'll earn yourself a super spiffy existing hat!

    Can't say that I didn't expect that! How far were you into it/GO FINISH BEFORE I BAN YOU FROM WALMART.

    WELL I'm not the one going to college soon :D
  2. Ozymandias
    May 10th, 2015 2:52 PM
    Lol thanks! Sorry for the late response XD I've been on a hiatus for a while
  3. Aslan
    May 10th, 2015 12:22 PM
    Like horsemeat controversial or just really strange varieties of flour and other brownie ingredients?

    True, but it's still weird! Why is the guy dressed like a rabbit?

    Thanks for yesterday! That story was pretty far down the depressing and scary end of my life so it's not something I go into super often. Meant a lot that you managed to sit through all of that though so non-existent hats off to you.

    I make excuses when a pokemon dies in my nuzlocke and it turns into a regular playthrough, zz. Also sixteen badges means loads of death! Have you?

    Meanwhile I still have two and a half terms of school left, noo.

  4. Aslan
    May 8th, 2015 2:27 PM
    But brownies can't be bad?!

    I was wondering why I'd never heard of it before! Link Between Worlds is super fun from the few minutes I've played of it. Also Ravio was super adorable until I found out he was a guy. :((

    But what if you close your eyes? The shame! Okay, haha. I'll be on for most of today if you want to talk so drop me a message.

    No I'm pretty sure they'd only sell you sushi or chinese food?! Do you buy stuff from there often?

    so is whitney evil??

    Thanks I'll try! And lucky duck, I've got so many exams to go aa. What sort of HW do you get towards the end of the year?

  5. Aslan
    May 7th, 2015 3:34 AM
    Brownies? WHERE

    No idea what fast travel is! You mean something like Link using the Ocarina to transport him to another location on the map or such? Alright I'll try but based on how badly I've done with other Zelda games, that's probably not something I'll ever finish.

    Still hoping I'll be famous one day so I can show them! Though having paparazzi follow you everywhere would be awful so maybe I'll just stick with living the quiet life. Alright, haha. Let me know if you need a listening ear in return! It wouldn't be fair if I was the only one writing walls of text about crappy problems in my life.

    Well the first time I ate curry was at an Indian restaurant back when we went to the Gold Coast in 2011! I just remember taking a bite and feeling like I'd swallowed a lump of flaming goo, heh. Don't they have food markets where you live? I'm sure you'd be able to shopli- I mean buy a plate of steaming gozleme.

    Explain why Whitney's one is so strong then!


    GOOD JOB. I have a Maths half yearly on Wednesday, aaa. I'll be studying later this weekend but I'm swamped with assignments at the moment. Three geography assessments in the one week, what is life. Glad to see that you didn't fail and commit calcicide though!

    Also I just found a really cool game! I'll show you later since I'm too lazy to explain now but GET HYPED.
  6. Aslan
    May 5th, 2015 11:17 PM
    Lil Debbie is a company?! I thought she was just a rapper based on the song lyrics. TIL

    I'll try! I doubt I'll be able to finish it though, I'm really lazy when it comes to finishing games. ALSO this one time I got stuck at the beginning of a Zelda game and never got past that point. so welp

    Well I midnight feast more than I should but I wouldn't go as far to say bulimic! Mm, yeah. I have loads of people (strangers included) come up saying stuff like 'omg I feel so sorry for you' or just gawking and grabbing my wrists. I'm kinda used to it though it's like whyy. And sure! I'll message you later if you want. Story or explanation of the disorder?

    Pfft, I'd just be a firebreather if I wanted to be a dragon! Thai curry's pretty good though I've never tried Japanese. Also really?! I thought curry originated from India though.

    Gozleme's like thin strips of turkish bread with fillings of cheese, spinach and other optional foods like meat or mushrooms! Like this but the vegetarian ones are super good too.

    The poor wild Miltanks! We should go on an operation to save them.

    WHAT. fight me or you're automatically inferior. and yeees, GOTTA GO FAST.

    I'd prefer to kill you! I mean GOOD LUCK, HOW DID IT GO.
  7. Aslan
    May 4th, 2015 10:39 PM
    I wouldn't know! I just googled cake songs and her gem of a Bake a Cake came up. Though that does make sense now that I think about it so WOOPS.

    Nope! I've played Minish's Cap and I've got A Link Between Worlds lying at home but that's as far as my Zelda experience goes. I always thought of Ravio and Sheerow as the super cool rabbit and bird duo so my life's a lie now. He's got good fashion though, I'll give him that!

    What's being bulimic? I used to have anorexia so it's not like their comments are wrong but it's still hurtful being told you're skin and bones just like it is being called fat. People don't seem to realise this though so yay for double standards! Anyway it can be described as 'not eating' but it's a lot more complicated in the sense that it stems from an out of control fear. If you want to know more then just message me on Skype or drop me a PM but if not, then that's fine too! You probably weren't expecting an explanation so sorry haha.

    Naan's good! I love having it plain though I sometimes dip it into whatever indian takeaway I'm having with it. I can't understand the appeal for curry though, it's so spicy aaa. Then again, apparently I have the spice tolerance of a two year old so oops. Gozleme's one of my absolute favourite things to eat though - you should try it if you can! I'm guessing you know what it is but even the vegetarian ones are super good. We have street markets downtown every Thursday and Friday so I pick them up then.

    Veggie sushi sounds good though can you imagine being vegan? I can understand the want to leave animals alone food wise but your diet would be fruit and vegetables the whole time. No chocolate, meat or dairy, it'd be awful!

    HEY if you talk like that I'm gonna have to fire you. Get to work!

    Well you can be my partner in crime or servant if you don't want to be a sidekick then?! Heh that sounds like me! I like running when it's windy actually, it feels great provided it's not cycloning or something. Long distance makes me feel like a sack of potatoes with legs though.
  8. Aslan
    May 4th, 2015 3:48 AM
    But are you as good as Lil Debbie? He bakes cakes faster than you can type, gurl.

    also WHAT I thought ravio was some sort of rabbit or italian pasta! TIL. And please, we'd all know that you'd be fat as a Dursley if you had a normal metabolism so. That actually sounds a lot like mine though, I can eat like a pig and still be fine. It's pretty cool until people start thinking you're anorexic. Then it's like aaa why.

    Plain pizza dough does sound gross! Bread like turkish gozleme and naan bread are great though, you should try them if you haven't. Also whoa, hold up. First you diss tuna bake and then you diss pineapples on pizza. How could you?!

    That's cool! My sister and mum are both vegetarian though I'd never do it myself seeing as I love most meat. Does meat include no seafood though? No sushi sounds awful, aa.

    Sure - your paycheque of virtually no money should be arriving shortly. Sit tight!

    Also just got a text from a friend about how we have the athletic carnival at school tomorrow. Yay for sitting in the stands and doing nothing! Can you run like the wind, Ravio sidekick?
  9. Aslan
    May 2nd, 2015 11:41 PM
    You may be able to cook but I bet you can't bake a cake as good as this one!

    But who said there couldn't be more than one bird? Besides, you're implying that you, Sheerow, are not a bird and have therefore been lying about yourself for all these years! And of course you're fat. You eat pasta, pizza and all this other yummy stuff that most birds wouldn't even be able to fit into their beaks. Surely you'd be way over a bird's average BMI?

    Plain pizza as in just cheese or literally cooked pizza dough? Don't know if they'd do this for New York style pizzas but my favourite's Hawaiian! It's probably one of the only foods I can live off of but meat lovers and the one you mentioned sound pretty good too! I don't remember if it was you but based off the pizza, are you vegetarian by any chance?

    Alright 290 horses then! How do you feel about zookeeping the rest of my pets?
  10. Aslan
    May 2nd, 2015 2:30 PM
    Is your superpower being able to burn down anything you cook? Birds don't even have hands so good luck with that!

    But what if they're hungry after they eat her? Sheerow the Fat Bird will be next and you'll have no astronaut to defend or divert attention from you. Welcome to the afterlife Tom!

    WHy not. Don't diss it before you try it, tuna bake hater. :(

    Lasagna making seems fun! I'm not good at cooking though so that might end badly. Making the pasta itself seems like effort too. Can't you just send me all your homemade lasagna?!

    That pizza looks amazing, aa. What's your favourite toppings for New York style pizzas?

    Good, I'm glad! Hold these 289 other horses for me then, would you?
  11. Aslan
    May 2nd, 2015 4:09 AM
    So you're proud to serve a pasta dish then?!

    No I didn't know! That means that you'll be dueling with huge scorpions, spiders and ants then. It'll be like a pokemon battle between you, Sandra Bullock and giant insects! FIGHT - BAG - POKEMON - RUN, what do you do?

    You're gross. Tuna bake is the best! It's all creamy and yummy. Lasagna's awesome though mine are usually just the cheap microwaved ones. What's New York style pizza though? Sounds interesting!

    NO because you haven't changed your name to Golurks Were Meant To Fly yet! You're gonna have to hold onto those horsies for a while, sorry!
  12. Aslan
    May 1st, 2015 1:38 PM
    But how would you get in range without getting clawed? You're just the sidekick of Ravioli!

    Inner space is like inside out outer space! Or the complete reversal. So the sun is now the size of a pumpkin whilst there's oxygen everywhere and planet-sized soda cans!

    Depends, what type of pizza are we talking about? Personally I prefer stuff like lasagna or tuna bake. :D

  13. Kiriyuuki Kasuna
    May 1st, 2015 1:04 PM
    Kiriyuuki Kasuna
  14. Aslan
    April 30th, 2015 11:18 PM
    But you're a bird and I'm a lion?!

    Pfft I'm just assuming you're bad! You're welcome to join in with me and Alex if we ever decide to duo the Campfire Song though. And nah you wouldn't be fighting her in outer space but inner space! How hard is that? She'll kick you into the twenty fourth dimension before you can even pull out a NASA helmet.

    only I AM VEGEMITE is allowed to think that! Have you forgotten that ice cream is the best thing ever? :(

    also I need new music and your help is required! go before I send you to jail!!
  15. Aslan
    April 29th, 2015 11:23 PM
    Incriminating evidence? Let's see then.

    fite me 1 v 1 scrub
    Here, you're clearly diverting time away from important work such as an essay or calculus assignment to come challenge me to a 1 v 1 that you know you'll lose. This is deliberate procrastinating!

    Secondly, I have caught you many times singing off pitch Taylor Swift songs, a trap set up by Swift to catch procrasinators. There's no way out of this one, time criminal! Either you fight Sandra Bullock in an inner space fight, do all of my schoolwork or be condemned to a house of no wi-fi. Which punishment will you take?

    How big are we talking? I think in that case, the sandwich would cause a 8721.5 magnitude earthquake that destroys the whole universe whilst keeping heaven intact. It'd be a huge peanut butter jelly sandwich so at least people can enjoy its... smell? ALSO as I am a generous and non-time incriminating person unlike yourself, you have yet another chance to prove your innocence! Answer this truly mindblowing question correctly and you'll be set free: 'What is the best food on the planet and why?'


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    Hello, my name is Tom (or Thomas or Tommy, I don't care what you call me) and I was previously known here as Ravio, and before that GolurkIsDaBomb. I left towards the end of July 2013 due to my own inactivity. As of right now I'm 17 years old, and a senior in highschool. I frequent the battle server under the name Pleurnicheur, and my name on LoL (north american server) is Sheerow so feel free to add me! You can find out anything else by chatting with or asking me! :D
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Currently not sure how to feel other than tired! Also buzzed but that's my family's fault. I got a lava lamp so that was pretty cool!

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Hi so I'm gonna start blogging again! Been like 2 years. Also this is the second time I'm making this cuz the first one had a huge duck pic and PC really wanted it to stay even when I tried to edit it away. :< But yeah who knows what I'll blog about or even when :o

Have a (smaller) happy duck pic!

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