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The Despians fear the samurai~

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  1. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 10:25 AM
    forg
    Speaking of Pudding. I’m actually debating on changing my username to Forg. Doesn’t sound too terrible, does it? (Frogs are cute.)
    Spoiler:

    For now.

    Oh? You’ve successfully peaked my interest. What do you mean by weird standards?
  2. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 9:05 AM
    forg
    I mean, it better be worth thousands as it becomes this rare and collectible item.

    AH NOOO, I THINK I MISTOOK YOUR ANORITH FOR WIMPOD???

    I may have temporarily run out of jokes. Worry not, I will collect some more and dump them here at a random point in our future. Never let down your guard.

    Oh you think so? Kinda made me go “oh okay that makes life a little bit nicer.”
  3. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 8:35 AM
    forg
    Maybe these sick ass jokes will have me win him over.

    I own noooone, gaaaaaaah! I have a peppa pig plush I can trade with your wimpod one if you’re interested.

    BASK IN THE GLORY OF IT ALL.

    But for once I will take a break from jokes and give you something I thought was actually very thought provoking:
    Spoiler:
    You know how you can’t really “gain cold,” it’s considered the absence of heat? I read somewhere that: what if if you apply that logic to our world in that hatred doesn’t really exist, just an absence of love?
  4. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 8:16 AM
    forg
    Spoiler:


    Omg a plushie version sounds so cuuuuute <3

    Is what you’ll be saying when I tell you this next one: What do you get when you give Eevee a French Stone?
    Spoiler:
    napoleon.

    VIVA LA REEVEELUTION.
  5. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 7:16 AM
    forg
    NANOMACHINES, SAMI.

    Good choice. With that hard head of theirs nothing can stop them from completing the task at hand.

    Maybe have some sprite and fanta as ammunition too. If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are,
    Spoiler:
    independant.
  6. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 7:09 AM
    forg
    Spoiler:


    Then hire somebody to do the work for you. Hire somebody to be the mayor. ~

    A man got hit in the head with a can of Coca Cola.
    Spoiler:
    but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
  7. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 6:45 AM
    forg
    Yush.

    Scam? Nonsense! Your task is to revive this dead village. Then you’ll be the mayor of this town and get all the food and money you could possibly wish for.

    With what army? What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
    Spoiler:
    put it on my bill.
  8. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 6:30 AM
    forg
    Make sure the type of matter you get is a solid. I hear gas and liquid are hard to grasp.

    Because if the opportunity presents itself, whether you be at the park or store, you can now pounce at these scenarios with good advice by your side.

    With a ouija board I can conjure you up & tell you more jokes. You won’t get away that easily. Oh oops, another joke: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    Spoiler:
    he’s all right now.
  9. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 6:15 AM
    forg
    Try me.

    Uhhhh… go to a toddler toy section at a big name store and be all like “you looking for something for little man or little lady?” If so, recommend a toy that’s very colorful, makes a variety of noises and sounds, and looks as if it can be thrown from two stories high and still be intact (speaking from experience). You’ll win them over.

    There’s never enough jokes in the world to satisfy me. Like:

    Police were called to a daycare,
    Spoiler:
    where a three year old was resisting a rest.
  10. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 5:27 AM
    forg
    That’s okay, I got enough jokes to entertain you and these cops. Nobody is safe.

    Then you go to a park (take a small cousin or something so you’re not there by yourself) with moms that are sitting on the bench. When these moms see you causing their children to laugh and all they will be like “what are you telling them that’s making them laugh so much?” And then you whip out these jokes from cards, to which they’ll already be a bit interested in you since moms are always interested in men that make their children laugh, so they’ll laugh as well.

    Checkmate.

    When I get naked in the bathroom
    Spoiler:
    the shower usually gets turned on.
  11. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 4:42 AM
    forg
    I got more, so keep wheezing.

    It must be illegal to be this funny. But think of it like, preparing you for jokes that children might throw your way. You’ll be ready & have ammunition.

    I don’t trust stairs,
    Spoiler:
    because they’re always up to something.
  12. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 4:18 AM
    forg
    Yes.

    Did you hear the joke about the wall?
    Spoiler:
    It’s hilarious, I am still trying to get over it.
  13. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 3:44 AM
    forg
    Aaaaaa that sounds cute x3

    Wha, really? Hm. In that case… perhaps maybe you can indulge in some bad jokes? Like so:

    The math teacher was such a good dancer.
    Spoiler:
    so much algorithm.
  14. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 3:31 AM
    forg
    Can’t have anybody thinking they can stroll on in singing a tune.

    Luckily for you, we can change that now! Go do a random somersault right now. Look, I’ll do it with you- just pretend I did it because it’s a little uncomfortable in these white tiles but not impossible.

    Spoiler:
  15. forg
    4 Weeks Ago 3:09 AM
    forg
    Ah yeah ; -; Here the process is a little lengthy as well, but I guess it depends on who exactly is the one checking your background and all that mumbo jumbo. Albeit i understand why it’s necessary so I won’t complain about it too much.

    That’s a good thing! It’s not common to stumble upon good noodles, much less those who were clean throughout high school. I have regrets, but it’s about the things that made me not a so good noodle. So hey, you’re not missing out on much.

    Damned if you do, damned if you don’t, you know?

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This week has been really, REALLY awful for me.

Denied from 5 jobs for either inexperience or unknown reasons, then when trying to sell some old stuff I consistently get offers but when it comes to the eventual day they pick up the stuff they just literally cancel it minutes before the agreement (because thats possible lol)

Dad just said I literally have no luck whatsoever.
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