Impo
Playhouse Pokemon
Community Supporter
Last Activity: 4 Days Ago 5:58 AM
About Me
- About Impo
- Biography
- Hey guys, I'm Impo.
If you're reading this, ...that's just plain weird, there are plenty of more exciting people to stalk here. I'm writing this because it makes my Bio look more detailed, so there is really no point in reading it. I'm just going to rant on about absolutely nothing in particular until I feel that it's a suitable length.
I almost swallowed a marble the other day. I was eating Malteasers and there were these marbles, and I accidentally got them confused. The sad thing was I just thought the chocolate was hard, so I almost broke my teeth. Not even two year olds try eating marbles, then take five minutes to realize, "Hey! I'm trying to eat glass!".
Crap, that only makes about six lines on my Bio. Seriously, it looked about twelve lines long when I was typing this, but the minute I save it it just shrinks or something, I don't know. Maybe there's some dark magic preventing me from writing lengthy paragraphs? I sure hope not, because I never really had the skill to drone on and on and on, so that would just be wasting dark magic. I'm pretty sure there are a lot of other more important things dark magic should be doing. Like taking candy from babies, and making old people trip over. Hehe, that always makes me laugh. I don't know why, but imagining an old lady with a stroller tumbling over on the sidewalk gives me the giggles. I know, I'm horrible, get over it. I can tell you're laughing too, so you have the same sick, twisted humor as me. Congratulations, I'm so proud!
Okay, so that's longer, but not long enough. Now I look semi-smart, which isn't good enough. I need to look over-the-top genius, so people think "Why the hell would someone bother to write so much about themselves on a Pokemon Forum?". I want people to think that. I will make them think that. Damn, now I'm thinking about it. Ha! Now you're thinking about it too, aren't you? It worked! It actually worked! Okay, okay, calm down. I have a speech prepared to commemorate this glorious moment.
*Clears Throat*
"I'd like to thank all those idio- Ummm, those wonderful friends of mine for wasting about five minutes of their obviously invaluable life to read this sad excuse for a Bio.
I'd also like to thank God, for helping me with support from above the heavens.
Mum, thanks for everything, but I'm still going to send you to a nursing home.
To those annoying idiots who annoy me at school, look at me now, you twats!
I'd also like to-"
Wait? What! There's a character limit for my speech? That's not fair, I wasn't finished. I didn't have much more to say, either. I never ever talk for too long, I'm the human equivalent of a mouse. I'm small, I have a tail and I can make elephants run in the other direction.
Okay, that's about enough now. I think I can fool those who just skim across this page, those skimmer-ers, those. Let's just hope to God they don't actually read this, or they'll realize that I'm actually an idiot. Crap, let's just keep quiet and hope that no one notices this, got it? I'm serious, Bio. Squeal and I'll delete you. I don't care about you're family, they'll get used to a dead Bio. So you better pray no one reads this. - Interests
- • Pokemon
• Wearing other peoples glasses - Location
- Earth
- Gender
- Male ♂
- Occupation
- I keep the couch warm
- Nature
- Relaxed
- Favorite Pokémon
- Happiny, Mr Mime,
Teddiursa - ImpoJr
- In-Game Name
- Impo
- Trainer Shiny Value
- 0364, 3753
- Go Team
- Mystic
-
Signature
Friends
Showing Friends 1 to 20 of 93
-
!?Seen May 25th, 2010 -
~Flandre Scarlet~Seen November 30th, 2019 -
~RyukaaSeen 1 Week Ago -
インフェルノの津波Seen March 28th, 2020 -
AceTrainerChrisSeen May 24th, 2011 -
Apples!Seen May 27th, 2011 -
arcanineflames23Seen April 27th, 2020 -
AstinusSeen September 20th, 2018 -
Aura.LucarioSeen October 5th, 2011 -
AusDonSeen May 2nd, 2011 -
Balrog~Seen December 15th, 2017 -
BelaSeen 2 Days Ago -
Benito89Seen June 20th, 2015 -
bobandbillSeen 11 Hours Ago -
BonzaiSeen January 31st, 2012 -
CalibanSeen October 3rd, 2015 -
ChiarSeen May 5th, 2014 -
congminh229Seen June 23rd, 2016
-
CrowSamaSeen January 21st, 2012 -
crystal286Seen May 27th, 2016
Emblems
Emblems are deprecated. They will be removed from profiles in PokéCommunity 3.0.
Blog
View Impo's BlogRecent Entries
Latest Blog Entry
Posted in Uncategorized
Posted in Uncategorized
You know the feeling when you have some cool ideas, but not how to put them into motion!
That is me right now! How joyful,
anyway, I had an idea for an iPhone app that is in development! It's already in the Progressing Games forum, and here is a link!
Right now the bare basics are around 80% done I'd say, but by no means is it optimised or anything. Still, I'm pretty chuffed with it so far! A couple of hiccups need to be addressed after my exams are done (last...
That is me right now! How joyful,
anyway, I had an idea for an iPhone app that is in development! It's already in the Progressing Games forum, and here is a link!
Right now the bare basics are around 80% done I'd say, but by no means is it optimised or anything. Still, I'm pretty chuffed with it so far! A couple of hiccups need to be addressed after my exams are done (last...
Recent Visitors
The last 30 visitor(s) to this page were:
- Alex
- AlphaPro_25
- arcanineflames23
- Decagram
- Deep in the forest ....
- derpy78
- desbrina
- Dpplasma
- HeroLinik
- Ho-Oh
- hoangtrung0708
- Inkblots
- Kip
- Levea
- MelodicDeathMetal
- Mister Coffee
- PageEmperor
- Palamon
- Perriechu
- RainbowGod
- shadyjesy
- Skeets08
- Sleepy
- [email protected]/7
- SupertrainerBaz
- Tera
- Txara
- yonicstudios
- Zeffy
- Zet