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Cutlerine

Gone. May or may not return.

Last Activity: March 15th, 2014 8:21 AM

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  • About Cutlerine
    Biography
    Note: I'm gone. I may or may not be coming back.

    Ha. That old biography was fun, wasn't it? If this is your first time viewing this page, apologies - you missed out on a fabulous little story.

    Alas, it was not true - not a word of it; not the bit about the dolphins, or the aye-aye, or the trees. I am not the Dark Lord of Ealing; I have never even been to Ealing. (Actually, that's a lie. I have, but it sounds more emphatic if I say I haven't.) I don't know the first thing about stealthily arranging flowers at midnight, and I have no urge to sabotage any horticultural society shows.

    No; I am but an ordinary human, in an ordinary house in an ordinary town. My life is perfectly encapsulated in all its mundane detail and existential terror in the song 'Bad Wine and Lemon Cake', if you know it. (If not, I suggest you give it a listen; it's by Tom Dickins of the Jane Austen Argument. If it doesn't inspire at least a little fear and dread in you, then you're either too young for it to apply or living life to the full.)

    Anyway. I only really wrote all this to get rid of the old biography. I have no intention of giving you any more concrete details about who or what I am than were contained in the last biography I wrote. Leave me at that - a series of words on a screen, no more a real person to you than you are to me. A massive branching tree of memories and paths not taken and regrets and fears and loves, none of which you will ever know, just as I will never know those that make up you.

    We are alike, you and I, in that respect.

    Wow, that was a bit weird, wasn't it? Don't know what came over me. I might need to go and have a little lie down after that.
    Interests
    Writing, reading, gaming, drawing, making creepy soft toys. You know, the usual.
    Location
    The Misspelled Cyrpt
    Gender
    Genderqueer
    Occupation
    Does existence count? If not, then I guess I'm a student.
    Nature
    Impish
    Favorite Pokémon
    Probopass, Ludicolo, Malamar and Cacturne. I tend to favour the bizarre over the strong or the cool. And indeed over everything else.
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    For information about A Grand Day Out, a bizarre short story in video game form, click here.

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  • Last Activity: March 15th, 2014 8:21 AM
  • Join Date: March 24th, 2010
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Speedhacker Participant
Whether you won or not, you participated in the Get-Together 8 2011's Speedhacking Competition. Thank your for joining, and hopefully you might come back next time!
Awarded: August 18th, 2011 10:26 PM
mov_2nd place!
You had runner-up in the 2011 Get-Together! You might get first next year...
Awarded: August 19th, 2011 12:25 AM
SWC Participation
For managing to cast aside other obligations and conjure up an entry for the SWC!
Awarded: August 19th, 2011 1:05 AM
PC Reviewing Challenge
Congratulations! Through your nitpicky behavior, willingness to teach, and need to torture yourself, you've somehow managed to complete this challenge.
Awarded: December 13th, 2011 10:18 AM
Holiday Writing Competition: Participation
Thank you for entering the Holiday Hop Writing Competition!
Awarded: January 7th, 2012 4:40 AM
Holiday Writing Competition: 1st Place
Santa wants to write a story of his own now! Congratulations on winning the Holiday Hop Writing Competition!
Awarded: January 7th, 2012 4:42 AM
PC Reviewing Challenge
Congratulations! Through your nitpicky behavior, willingness to teach, and need to torture yourself, you've somehow managed to complete this challenge.
Awarded: February 29th, 2012 12:53 AM
Participant
At least you passed the finish line. You're a winner in my eyes! Thanks for participating in the Roleplay Olympics!
Awarded: August 30th, 2012 4:52 PM
Bronze Medallist
Shoot, and it was so close too! Bronze is prettier than gold or silver anyways. Your top quality writing has nabbed bronze for your country.
Awarded: September 5th, 2012 4:07 PM
Gold Medallist
Stand proudly with your hand over your heart as your anthem is played. Your top quality writing has nabbed gold for your country.
Awarded: September 5th, 2012 4:08 PM
Silver Medallist
You may not have come first, but remember; first is worst, second is best. Your top quality writing has nabbed silver for your country.
Awarded: September 5th, 2012 4:10 PM
Hack of the Quarter Winner
Your hard work and dedication to hacking has seen you come out on top. Well done!
Awarded: December 23rd, 2012 2:55 AM
Member of the Year All-stars
You may not have won Member of the Year in Member of the Year, but you did place something in Member of the Year for one year.
Awarded: January 3rd, 2013 8:12 PM

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