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  1. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 6:20 PM
    My earth counterpart loves MGS too. I horribly regret talking smack about Snake like that. In fact, I was once a member of FOXHOUND, but only for six months. And then I heard about Team SJK, and was attracted by the higher salary. Snake actually became my replacement at FOXHOUND.
  2. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 6:00 PM
    *Regains composure*
    I guess I'm as weird as that Snake dude from Metal Gear Solid.
    *A few seconds later*
    Well then, what are you guys waiting for? Hop in!
  3. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 5:48 PM
    I didn't know what the hell it was. I just saw two shiny eyes staring back at me and got freaked. And then that Lucian started yelling tribal calls to scare me even more.
    *Turns to Lucian and shakes fist*
    Oh, I'll get you, boy! Just you wait! I'll get you when ya least expect it!
  4. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 5:35 PM
    Sabrina: "Relax Seiji. It's just a Krabby over by that mud pit."
    Seiji: "A WHAT??"
    Sabrina: "I said it was a..."
    Seiji: "Oh my God! It-It's looking right at me!"
    Gardenia: "Seiji!"
    Seiji: "Sweet Jesus! It's getting closer! It'll tear me to shreds!"
    Sabrina: "Seiji, just get out your Luxray, and have him Discharge on it."
    Seiji: "Are you insane? Arashi is useless against those massive claws! They could rip my cruiser apart! Cheese and rice!"
    Sabrina: "Seiji! Snap out of it! Arashi! Discharge now!"
    Arashi: "Yes, miss Sabrina! KRABBY BATTLE!"
    *Zaps the Krabby with Discharge*
    Lucian: "Oli oli oli oh!"
    Seiji: "What the hell?! Lucian, what are you doing out in the woods scaring the crap out of your brother like that?!"
    *Gardenia busts out laughing*
    Lucian: "Oli o!"
    Seiji: "LUCIAN!!! STOP IT!!!!"
    Lucian: "Oh-lee-oh-lee-oh! Now that's payback for that noogie you gave me two weeks ago!"
  5. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 4:53 PM
    *Hears an odd noise in the distance with his supersonic hearing*
    Quiet, everyone. I think we've got company.
    *Gets out a Type-25 Carbine for self-defense, and whispers*
    Whatever it is, it's getting closer.
  6. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 4:46 PM
    Oh, good. Then we all can rest assured that it won't hurt us, but our enemies instead.
  7. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 4:34 PM
    I had a look at it. Yikes, it looks ominous. What do you think that the soul cube following us here might mean?
  8. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 4:24 PM
    Oh, I thought the soul cube was something from Portal. What is it?
  9. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 3:58 PM
    Stand back, everyone. I'm going to demonstrate the acid round on that dead tree over there:
    *Fires the acid round on a dead tree in the distance. Bullet explodes in a small pool of green liquid, and the acid burns off a one-inch radius of bark*
    And there you have it. That's how the acid round works. I think I have some other neat weapons in my bag.
    *Searches for more weapons in bag*
    Oh, check this out! I got a couple weapons my friends at the Hytek Weapon Group had pirated from the Covenant, a now-extinct alien race. Here's a Needler, some plasma grenades, and... what's this? A spike rifle? Cool!
  10. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 1:23 PM
    I think I many different gauges of shells in my ammo compartment. Let me go look real quick.
    *Looks through ammo collection, finds 12 gauge acid rounds*
    Alright, here they are. Just be prepared to hear what that ORN said after I shot an exploding bullet between its legs:

    Be back in a couple hours. Need to do grocery shopping.
  11. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 1:05 PM
    I think the acid is stored inside the round itself, and it seeps out of the round upon impact. It's a newer, top-secret technology we developed in Team SJK's weapons lab on Earth. No other region or nation knows about it, and now that we're on Arys, no one on Earth will ever know about it. I'll fire a round on that dead tree over there.
  12. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 12:55 PM
    Gardenia: "Sounds like trouble for our hypothetical enemies. I think I might like firing it. Got any acid rounds for it?"
    Seiji: "Hey, I have one of every essential gun and one of every box of ammo for them in my backpack. Benelli M5, Heckler & Koch MP5, AK-47... and all of the stocks I have are collapsible for easy storage."
  13. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 12:41 PM
    Yeah, my weapons case is more of a backpack than an attache, so if people saw me walking through a forest with the bag slung over my back, they'd assume I was backpacking.
    Gardenia: "What's this about backpacks? Are you armed or something?"
    Seiji: "What? It's for our own protection. What if we get caught off guard by some hostile force?"
    Sabrina: "He's right. We don't really know what's out there. Just like they said when I was a Girl Scout: Be prepared."
    Gardenia: "Alright, but you're gonna have to give me a crash course on firing heavier artillery. I know how to aim straight, I just haven't worked with anything stronger than a shotgun."
    Sabrina: "Heavier artillery requires the same treatment as any other firearm: One foot in front, and the other behind you, and you can fire any gun."
  14. Team_SJK
    June 25th, 2010 12:20 PM
    I think I'll wear mine under my hiking gear.
    I'll also bring my attache case full of guns in case we get caught up in the heat of battle. Better safe than sorry, true?
    *Gardenia and Sabrina arrive at the entryway just as Seiji and Giavlés begin to walk off*
    Gardenia: "Seiji, I heard that you're going on a hike with Giavlés. Mind if I join you guys?"
    Sabrina: "I would like to come as well, if you don't mind."
    Seiji: "Sure, both of you can come along. Make sure you have your swimsuits with you. You'll never know if we'll come across a mud pit."
    Gardenia & Sabrina: "You got it."
  15. AuraGaurdian
    June 25th, 2010 12:17 PM
    Hi man long time no see:D

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    zevarius "alexander" kerensky

    clan: wolf
    rank: khan
    mech: timberwolf
    resident evil
    system of a down (soad)
    pokemon *LUCARIO & RILOU PWN!!*
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