Drama, drama, drama~! I'm just sitting down to catch up with all kinds of stuff. There's a few things I've been meaning to send to you. Not bad, of course. Just more or less things I've had to say.
In any case, sorry for this pause, my dear. I'm going to admit that most of my time has been spent WoWing because I'm incredibly lame. The rest has been spent going around town, looking for work (although I've got some really good leads on some copy-editing positions), and apparently inciting the wrath of talented authors with my overly critical reviews. lolwat? (But seriously, I'm willing to drop that last one if they are. The only issue there is, as I've told you via PM, the fact that one side keeps dropping communication. I mean, you either continue the conversation until we reach a happy medium or drop it and decide to leave each other alone. It's something that's perfectly manageable without getting unrelated parties involved. It's just that, well. ...Although, come to think of it, you
did pretty much warn me about that one in the first place. I guess I just thought that since our last conversation was pleasant enough, she wouldn't pull a repeat of what she did to Psychic.)
Um, ranting about drama aside (because no one wants to hear about that, much less someone who I have no doubt has better things to worry about)...
I...honestly have no idea what is going on anymore. Something about Bill? Something about Andy, Angel, and ass? (The last one sounds exactly like my dreams after reading Exile. That book some good crack.)
There was a speedo involved. *solemn nod*
On a similar note, I
still have to read
Exile. :| You may do that disappointment face at me that I seem so fond of on occasion. (It would be so pleasurable, mistress, if you express your disapproval of me. I mean, what?)
Oh, lol massively at you expecting people in this fandom to read. Just lol.
Yeah, I have no idea why my faith in this fandom has gotten to be so high. It's like something in my mind is going, "It'll be sane someday! I believe it with all my heart!" It's like being twenty-two and sitting by the fireplace because you
know Santa is going to come down at any minute.
It is not, however, like believing in
Santa Christ. Because Santa Christ
does exist, damn it. And he
will cure my previously undiagnosed diabetes one day.
Ma'am, that animated emoticon is giving me the creeps.
My work here is done. *puts on a pair of sunglasses, lights up a cigarette, and walks off into the sunset*
Also, I have way too many issues that me in a threesome will probably make it end horribly.
Yeah, to be honest, same here.
So. Hire a bunch of prostitutes, make popcorn, and watch? That's just about the same, right? *shot*
Apparently I'm okay with a lot of really kinky stuff. Threesomes, however, make me hold up my paws and say no.
It's perfectly all right. XD On a serious note, that kind of thing is intensely awkward, I think. I mean, it's hard enough getting comfortable with doing it with
one person. Just try to imagine how intensely awkward it'd be with
two. Or
more.
I'll write a crack version of the Pokemon/Enderverse fic for you.
YES. ...Although I'm curious about the non-crack version. I tried to imagine it, but my mind kept envisioning a generic Mystery Dungeon fic with Andy as the main character.
At least it's not Scott. If it was Scott in that little fantasy, the entire island would explode in an hour.
I always think of my Lucario at times like this. Now I'm imagining a Lucario dressed like Link. :3
This image wouldn't be too bad for me if I didn't immediately think of dA and cringe.
Andy, Bill, and a chicken sounds like the beginning to a joke. Dirty or not dirty. Doesn't matter.
So, Andy, Bill, and a chicken walk into a bar. All of them said "ow." *shot*
(Although now, I'm trying to think of how that joke would go. I think it'd be a joke unto itself. Every man in the bar would try to hit on Andy, Bill would end up on the floor after a drink, and the chicken would score more with the ladies than the both of them combined.)
Man, old school Star Fox. Way back when the voice acting was just random noises and the plane was a blinky triangle. "Do a barrel roll!" was simple "????" when heard.
YES. EXACTLY. And it was so addictive because you flew around and SHOT THINGS. Sure, there was strategy involved, but to my seven-year-old self, the only strategy I had was "if it moves, shoot it." Which, considering
everything moves in that game, probably meant I had anger issues back then, too.
Also, I admit I haven't played the later Star Fox games, but I love that
the original contained some epic crack. This scene is basically the crowning reason why I think game developers drop acid while coming up with ideas.
As for a gif, since you enjoy my icon so much... :>
XD Is that a look of disapproval?
Serious tiems: While the idea is nice, there's really no need for another mod. I mean, take a look at F&W. No one posts. So while there might be a few small cases where there is a rush, or a big job to do like the list...meh. It's nothing the most perfect person ever can't handle.
Totally cool. ;D And, of course, you're just sexy enough to keep everyone in line just on the sheer power of your epicness. Like, we have to sacrifice lambs to you
just to keep ourselves from imploding.
But seriously, if Bay hasn't already been tapped about it, I'll go on and tell her. I think she was just curious, though she said something about how you had to update the fic list and how this is related to that question, I swear. I really can't remember the details; I'll have to go back through our logs and look. But yeah.
You sure? Because I had a dream that a sexy Asian was my mod partner.
Unfortunately, dear, there's no way you're getting me in a string bikini.
Then again, I could have been having another dream about Andy and Angel, which is entirely possible.
Angel, however, is a different story. He wears one under his clothes all the time, doesn't he?
(I had a dream about Andy throwing up at the end of Speaker For the Dead. What the flippity ferk, Astinus.)
Well! If we go with Sim!Andy and not the Speaker!Andy, this is entirely plausible, isn't it?
I've been in a time warp for the past couple of days. Like, I stood in work and thought "Jax has been waiting for a while for a response. I should go home tonight and finish that VM! *determined face*" So I came home and typed this out and realized that it's only been three days.
*pats* I know. It's hard to live without me.
I mean, what?
I blame Card.
Card's blamable for everything?
At least it's posted? :D?
Yes, dear. Yes. XD
Anyway, how've you been? What's new?
And more importantly, how's things going with the man?