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  1. icomeanon6
    January 18th, 2009 9:30 AM
    icomeanon6
    To be honest, I've been a little slow on reading as of late seeing as how busy school's kept me. In school we're reading Robinson Crusoe...an unabridged Robinson Crusoe, which apparently means preserving its idiotic format and unregulated spelling and grammar. While reading it, I couldn't help but wonder how it would be received if it were posted here. I think we'd tear it apart, seeing as it has abysmal spelling and no chapters or other such divisions whatsoever. The whole story's one giant stream of consciousness, which makes it quite arduous to read.

    As for that guy (or girl?) who posted that "story," I think someone needs to explain to him how the ego is supposed to work.

    Writing good stuff --> larger ego. (Not the other way around!)

    EDIT:

    One more thing, because it bothers me that no one else here seems to have heard of this. Have you ever heard of a DOS game made by LucasArts in 1990 called "The Secret of Monkey Island?" There are two kinds of people: those who think that it's the best game ever, and those who haven't heard of it.
  2. Sike_Saner
    January 18th, 2009 1:17 AM
    Sike_Saner
    NINJA-HAMSTER! 8D Or "NINJA-MASTER", as I initially typed. X3

    ...Whoa. Notice how close "hamster" is to "master"? o.o This may be further evidence that your hamster--and indeed possibly all hamsters--are superior lifeforms, perhaps the most superior of all!

    Someday we will all have to bow down to our hamster overlords who will kick and bite our fingers.

    I think my favorite Jack Black-related memory is something I seem to recall seeing on SNL one time when he was hosting. I don't remember the details exactly, but it seemed to involve him running up to someone who was holding a bottle of water, squeezing said bottle so that it squirted water all over said holder's face, and--this is the part that really gets me for some reason--saying, "SQUEEZE!" as he did so. XDDDD
  3. Sike_Saner
    January 17th, 2009 6:21 PM
    Sike_Saner
    XDDDD I now have "footage" of a hamster repeatedly trying and failing to climb up the side of the basket--complete with sound effects--on repeat in my mind. X3

    ...And I now can't help but wonder if this whole business with the strawberry mini wheats has just been a plan made by Chicken-Feet to summon--and presumably eat--Jack Black all along. Oh snap, that would be one hell of an epic battle, wouldn't it? o.o Chicken-Feet vs. Jack Black. I would effing pay to see that...

    Oh man. This talk of Jack Black has brought back to the surface of my mind one of my favorite lyrics ever:

    All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon...

    THERE SHINED A SHINY DEMON. X3333 I fricking love that.
  4. JX Valentine
    January 16th, 2009 1:32 PM
    JX Valentine
    why do you keep looking at my profile making me guilty? D:

    Because your profile has all the interesting conversations. ;_; I mean, I went there once, and I found this comment about stapler sex. My profile doesn't have stapler sex. It has us spamming sex back and forth to each other (which is really good and I hope you had a great time last night if you know what I mean), but other than that, I've got reviews for my older fic, picspam from Beachy, another guy asking me how old I am, and some kid wanking at me. ;_; It's not as interesting!

    Apparently, you are God!

    This is new to me! 8D *goes to smite people*

    (Mind refreshing my memory so I know where this comes from? XD Or am I just a very dense Xanthine when I'm cold?)

    Since I had the almost uncontrollable urge to yell "SQUIRTLE SQUIRT!" repeatedly while running around my store.

    Aww. Why didn't you? They've already marked you as indispensable, so if you walked into work one day in a Squirtle costume and spent the rest of the day running up and down the aisles doing that, I'm sure they wouldn't fire you.

    When asked about it, Card answered, "The character didn't necessarily know he was still alive. :3"

    WTF. How does that logic work? XD "Oh, I think I'm rather dead right now."

    Context?

    And who thinks that exercising is more important than going to the bathroom.

    Ew. And I'm sure Angel's quite happy to know his lover's soiling the exercise machine/area/whatever.

    I really need to post pictures. XD; I have over 500 pictures of the moron.

    As you should. XD *bad influence*

    Whoo. Yeah. And he flies around on the "Good Ship Lollipop". >>

    Well, as long as he doesn't do it in a pink dress and Shirley Temple curls.

    And I find it funny that it has to be explained how to pronounce "Novinha".

    In great detail! 8D

    Her name is awesome. 8D

    Indeed it is. XD But I'm also probably still pronouncing it incorrectly in my head.

    Also, to knocking over books: Well, luckily, no one was hurt. XD

    ...I took time out of playing with my gay little Sims to talk to you. ;-; I was going to build them a nice new house, because they need five bedrooms. XD;

    That's about when you should probably be considering neutering your pets. XD

    ♥♥!

    *goes to shoot hamster*

    *pats* Remember, if you tie it down first, it'll be easier.
  5. Sike_Saner
    January 16th, 2009 11:00 AM
    Sike_Saner
    ...I can so imagine him trying to use the Tinkerbell camera with the result being that the thing promptly goes to pieces in his ginormous claws. X3 Or maybe he does successfully use it without breaking it--it's a special kind of awesome when something huge and horrible manages to do something that requires said something to be all delicate about it.

    ...I wonder what he gets if he eats enough Kung Fu Panda blankets and Tinkerbell cameras. o.o
  6. Sike_Saner
    January 14th, 2009 11:42 PM
    Sike_Saner
    I'll PM a couple of links that those eggs will like. ^^ And squee, a winter egg! ^^

    I definitely look forward to getting my hands on my very own toaster. ^^ Heh, I'll probably end up with Platinum before Pearl, which I still haven't gotten around to buying. X3;
  7. Lash
    January 14th, 2009 10:45 PM
    Lash
    It's okay. XD good excuse.

    *Opens good gift* Wow, this is a really good gift!
    Haha, thanks Asty <3
  8. BeachBoy
    January 14th, 2009 10:04 PM
    BeachBoy
    COLORBLIND ASTINUS, IT'S ORANGE >:O ...yellow. D:

    Thanks. =D *hugs back*
  9. Sike_Saner
    January 13th, 2009 11:26 PM
    Sike_Saner
    DC eggs are less than three. ^^ And piddle-puddle eggs are commons, so getting one (or a few) should be fairly easy.

    Bratty beings are not worthy of the awesomeness of that color combination! They should have to sit in chairs of the fugliest colors and meditate upon what brats they are. X3

    One day, all hamsters will develop the taste for meat, then realize that we are made of meat, and then we will all be doomed.

    Either that, or all the world's dog food will be doomed. X3

    Oh, and here's this.
  10. Sike_Saner
    January 12th, 2009 11:02 PM
    Sike_Saner
    I do two that link. ^^ And also its author's icon. X3

    Several, possibly all of the egg sprites have been revised, though if they have all changed, then some of them have much more subtle changes. More noticeable changes were made to the red and pebble eggs (they're now darker and lighter, respectively), and the most noticeable changes were made to the water eggs and the black eggs, which were changed to more closely resemble the way those types of eggs are described on their pages. Thus the water eggs now sit in puddles (which I keep having to convince myself aren't strange blue "egg piddle" O.o) and the black eggs now have those neon green auras around them (which I love because black + neon green = my favorite color combination <3). Now they need to put some little flowers around the vine eggs and an orange glow around the magi eggs...

    No new eggs yet, but I wouldn't be surprised if something new gets released soon. Hopefully something will. ^^

    And I am becoming increasingly convinced that your hamster is a superior lifeform. X3
  11. Sydian
    January 12th, 2009 2:01 PM
    Sydian
    -cough- But I changed my avatar, so bask in that glory now.
  12. Sike_Saner
  13. An-chan
    January 11th, 2009 12:03 PM
    An-chan
    Astinus, Astinus! *runs in waving her hand* I read the whole book now! I really loved it! I think it was better than Game and also a bit more cruel, although I missed it how you could get insinde Ender's head in that one. Speaker didn't really let me inside his head that much, which is a pity, because I loved venturing in that little, messed-up head of his. I just finished the book last night so I could probably go on about it for several pages. Thus, I'm going to cut it short and say no more.

    Next up is Xenocide. It makes me a bit intimidated for two reasons: first of all, it's the last book they translated. After that, I'll have to read the following books in English and try to guess which things and creatures are which... Also, I've heard a lot about Xenocide. Most notably there's a XKCD comic strip about it. I don't know if you've seen it and I really don't have the energy to find it for you, but it suggests that Xenocide sucks. I don't really believe it, though, but it still makes me rather intrigued...

    It might be kind of stupid to babble so much about these books to you, I figure you've heard and said it all a thousad times before. Sorry if I bore you or something, but I guess you of all people can understand why I'm so damn excited :laugh: Sorry anyway ^-^
  14. Sydian
    January 10th, 2009 9:45 PM
    Sydian
    Yes. Bask in the glory that is MY AVATAR. I found a decent looking picture of Skye, and I am a happy camper. ;o;

    And stapler sex is fun. You should try it.
  15. JX Valentine
    January 10th, 2009 11:55 AM
    JX Valentine
    My dear, would you be at all willing to tell Camisado what you look like, even in terms of "this is my internets avatar"? She drew fanart of most of the Satellite crew and said she couldn't do you because she has no idea what you look like. So, now, I can't bribe the dear girl into doing hentai for us.

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