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  1. Shining Raichu
    September 29th, 2012 9:05 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Omg you were online two hours ago and you didn't reply to my PM you hate me don't you I went too far I sensed it but I couldn't stop myself!
  2. Shining Raichu
    September 27th, 2012 8:47 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Also on the off-chance that you HAVE been friendzoned (though I can't see why anybody would friendzone you, hell even I haven't friendzoned you ) you should put the money you were going to spend on your date to buy The Casual Vacancy! It came out today if you didn't know and I'm 10 pages in and already intoxicated by Rowling phrasery goodness :3
  3. Shining Raichu
    September 26th, 2012 7:47 AM
    Shining Raichu
    ************************ I do this all the time! I wake up and look at PC on my phone all excited then I read all the stuff you send then I fall back to sleep. Then I get up like an hour later and get on my computer, see no notifications and forget that I ever had any to begin with! D:

    That is masterful. MASTERFUL I SAY! I laughed through that entire thing, particularly when you listed the targets lmao.

    And aren't you adorable PMing me about girl troubles because you're scared to do it in public XD. I'll PM you back hehe
  4. Shining Raichu
    September 24th, 2012 7:07 PM
    Shining Raichu
    Richard was a Keeping Up Appearances reference, perhaps you're just too YOUNG to understand it . Though you are British, that should be played everywhere. We may have even had this conversation before

    And I have no shame, you should know that by now.

    ALSO 'The Project' is officially complete and is available for your perusal should you still wish to read it. I can send it via The Inner Sanctum. It is long, though. *****y Jonas 1x03 review kind of long
  5. Nihilego
    September 24th, 2012 2:30 PM
    Thank you!
  6. Shining Raichu
    September 23rd, 2012 7:56 AM
    Shining Raichu
    (lmao I just read that VM back to myself and I feel like I was inordinately mean tonight - I'm sorry I do love you!)
  7. Shining Raichu
    September 23rd, 2012 7:55 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Lets start at the beginning.

    It was a white envelope. I will not have you going out and giving the neighbours the impression that I have frivolously coloured stationery, Richard Barrels.

    And when did I say that Fifty Shades of Grey worked as a story?! I think you might be misquoting me there for your own ends, you crafty little devil you! Perhaps you think it works as a story and are projecting your own feelings of shame on to me! It's OK, it's OK. It is. Everybody needs porn... it's a vital part of every male's life. And this is actually better than the Internet videos that you just watch passively - you're reading, so you're getting actively involved in the experience! Good for you, taking your sex life into your own hands!

    Of course this all happens in the mid-afternoon, since it's straight to bed for lil' Greggy after supper. Also if you snore you should really get that checked out - it may be sleep apnea. We don't want you dying of a heart attack before you've been able to enjoy eating the calories to earn it!

    And omfg awwww! Though I must admit what makes me cry more than anything in that picture is that the yearbook says '2002'. How can ten years have passed already it makes no sense!
  8. Shining Raichu
    September 21st, 2012 9:02 AM
    Shining Raichu
    It is 3am and I am in bed on my phone and am going to sleep now so just in case you were wondering why I would be so rude as to reply immediately to your PM and disregard your VM, that is why. I shall reply at sunrise (see: 10:30am).

    Good night sir, and since you'll be long asleep by the time I wake up as you seem to have a very PG-13 bed time, I wish you a restful sleep!
  9. Shining Raichu
    September 20th, 2012 7:34 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Also you don't need to worry about spamming my page, I love me some spam. It's tasty :3
  10. Shining Raichu
    September 20th, 2012 7:33 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Cute British Charity Guy's name is Hunter, so we shall refer to him as that from now on . I went back to the mall where we met today and he was working his booth again and he noticed me and waved, and I noticed him and enthusiastically waved back, but I was with one of my friends and I was too shy to go up and talk to him again... it might have helped if I knew for sure he was gay but ughguhguhg. If he was masturbating (I SAID THE WORD! D to my handwriting then that makes things a lot easier, but I can't be sure of that either! Where's the telepathy when you need it!

    God, Hunter is a hot name.

    ALSO THAT NOTE IS NOT ON PINK NOTEPAPER. It is on a white envelope. idk what happened with the lighting but it did come out looking pink lmao.

    I'm going to pretend I didn't see the old man comment because my bifocals are acting up. Can bifocals act up? I should Wikipedia this... or better yet, look at the Encyclopedia Britannica editions in my study.

    Now, my thoughts on Fifty Shades of Grey. Ohohoho do I have thoughts on Fifty Shades of Grey. Do I? Yes, I think I do. Make sure Horse is sitting for this, his sugar cube may not rest so easy in his mouth once I'm finished.

    Fifty Shades of Grey is an amazing piece of literature. Because not only does it work as pornography, it works as a drinking game. I go to the bookstore all the time with a flask of vodka and play it with my friends. We sit in the corner with a copy of each of the trilogy, and every time we open to a page with a sex scene on it we each take a swig from the flask. Then I drive them home, the car swerving more violently than Christian Grey's penis on page 137.
  11. Shining Raichu
    September 18th, 2012 9:10 PM
    Shining Raichu
    How does one design shizzle? I Google Imaged "shizzle" and the results it gave me (among a ton of demotivational posters with people saying 'fo shizzle') was this. Is this the shizzle you're designing? Or is it different?

    You make me very happy too! You replied to me within half an hour, by which point I was probably drifting off to sleep . But it just goes to show that when I think you'll zig you zag, and then when I think you'll zag you do zag, just to leave me unprepared for the next time when you might zig!

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I won't be getting a **** out of my donation . He caught me off guard and I'm not great at flirting at the best of times, so the chances of me picking him up even if he were gay would be very little haha. He may have mentioned that he was also gay though; I can't be sure. I may have misheard him, but he may have said something along the lines of "I'm gay myself, something something, terrible in the north of England." WHY DID THAT HAVE TO BE THE ONE THING HE SAID REALLY FAST. /cry

    We're left handed buddies! All the best people are left-handed anyway. That's my take on the matter. We are a rarity, like shiny Pokemon, and should be treated as such. And now, I shall write you the note you've been waiting for. It's clean, I swear! It uses no words that are filtered on PC


    I don't have time to watch the video now because even though I started writing this VM three hours ago, I am only now finishing it and I have to get ready for work in five minutes . So I shall watch it later I promise :D

    Give Horse another bloody sugar cube for me I hear blood is the best flavour
  12. Shining Raichu
    September 17th, 2012 8:45 AM
    Shining Raichu
    I would hardly say we're "writing each other novels" when half the word count of your novel is made up of quotes from mine but I WILL LET IT SLIDE BECAUSE YOU HAVE GIVEN ME SUFFICIENT CONTENT AND YOU ARE A VERY BUSY BOY.

    I've had this tab open for more than two days now, and I keep forgetting it's there lmao. But never mind, perhaps this gave you a chance to visit the Cotswolds with Horse and reattach your fingers.

    I'm somewhat puzzled by your amazement at my ability to meet deadlines. To what deadlines could you possibly be referring? I'm very good at waking up twenty minutes before I have to be at work and still getting there with five minutes to spare, but we never approached that topic so you can't be speaking about that .

    "OMG YOU NEVER WENT AND TOOK A PICTURE FOR ME" - you are so British it makes me squee every time. I'm not sure if you're aware, but using 'never' in that context is pretty much exclusively British and it makes me want to hug you. The power the British have over me is well-documented, though. Just today I signed up to give $33 a month to the Cancer Council... just because the guy selling it to me was British and cute and I felt the need to make him like me. True story.

    That's not even my proper handwriting! That's the "I'm writing with a thick Sharpie and this needs to be legible so I won't write in cursive" writing . It's the same writing I use when I have to write my name on things at work. My regular handwriting is much more sophisticated with f's that loop around and go simultaneously as high as a t and as low as a j . I GOT MY PEN LICENSE AT SCHOOL FIRST IN MY YEAR. THAT'S RIGHT, FEAR ME. LEFT HANDER AND EVERYTHING.

    I'll have to check out Penn & Teller. I seriously had no idea that guy was anything other than a cheesy actor from Sabrina who quicly faded into obscurity. I never looked him up on IMDb... nothing. And then I see him randomly talking to Piers Morgan about how God doesn't exist. It's funny how life works out! He's a magician... well **** me sideways.

    LOL I love that your solution for Piers Morgan's idiocy is for Penn to turn it up to 9.

    OKAY WELL. I'm not writing you anything else just now because it is close to 3am and it's very dark here with all the lights off, but tomorrow I promise I will write you a special note and take a photo of it and put it here . Well chances are I will forget and won't remember again until your next VM, but it will come at some point in the near future!
  13. Shining Raichu
    September 13th, 2012 6:04 PM
    Shining Raichu
    Your certifiable insanity is one of the things I love most about you, why would you ever want to change that? Incidentally, the horse sent me a PM informing me of your finger condition, and told me that your replies might be late (as they will coincide when he will be around to type) until such a time as your hands have been restored to that which they once were. I wouldn't panic, detachment of one's extremities is a common symptom of massive stress. Perhaps stopping to smell the roses once in a while would be a fantastic way to accomplish this. A great place to do this is The Cotswolds, where Horse (as his mother named him following the logic of 'a horse is a horse, of course of course') has volunteered to take you upon his back should you buy him a saddle made of wheat.

    Spreading yourself as thin as you do, I'm sure you're no stranger to the feeling where you have so much to do that you cannot figure out where to start and end up playing Super Mario Bros on your Nintendo 3DS in an effort to stall the decision. That's what happened to me yesterday, which is why I had no time to reply to your novel . Granted, a lot of 'what I had to do' yesterday involved playing Tekken Tag Tournament 2 which came out yesterday, so I'm sure my things aren't as important as yours and playing my 3DS for an escape from it all is probably far more acceptable .

    I haven't managed to find that story yet (partially for lack of looking as I completely forgot ) or my collection of gold-leaf boxes, but I did find this. It's only a post and it's only short, but I viewed it as a creative writing exercise and it's on the topic of atheism, which is our flavour of the day!

    And speaking of which, YES I HAVE READ GOD IS NOT GREAT! Here is proof:


    Once you find the time you should definitely read it. Some of the language is so intellectual that I found myself getting lost in it and it flew straight over my head, but I got myself back on track easily enough .

    PENN JILLETTE! I DO KNOW HIM! I don't know him for his work with atheism but when I clicked the link the first time I thought "I know that guy from somewhere" and then it hit me. He was in a few episodes of Sabrina the Teenage Witch! He played Aunt Hilda's boyfriend and a Judge on the Witch's Council! But you're right, his manners are impeccable. No matter how rude that host guy gets.

    This video makes me so angry lol. Piers Morgan is someone I've always seen as really intelligent, yet watching him talk to Penn he just comes off as the most ignorant guy ever. I've lost so much respect for him just watching this 12 minute video lol. I think my favourite point of the whole video is when Penn says "Do you believe in Thor? No, so you're an atheist to every God except for the one you were taught as a child" which is another argument I never would have even thought to make and the perfect answer to the question Piers asked. But the part that makes me laugh and pisses me off at the same time is that the point completely goes over Piers' head and he responds with "...you can't compare God to Thor, though. You're just doing that to be deliberately provocative" *chuckles*
  14. Shining Raichu
    September 12th, 2012 8:06 AM
    Shining Raichu
    So I got up this morning and saw that I had 5 notifications, all of which were VMs. I thought to myself "ooh, 5 VMs! Surely one of them is from Barrels." (Yes, even though I know your real name and repeat it to myself softly as I drift off to sleep, your name in my head is still Barrels out of respect to the monster you slaughtered to earn it). Sure enough, not just one but 4 of them were from you! This made for a very good morning.

    Nevertheless, the thought of replying to them right away seemed overwhelming first thing in the morning (keeping in mind that for me, "first thing" = 10:30am) so I left it until now, 12:47am the following day

    I'm gonna go backwards (i.e. top to bottom):

    You are neglecting my awesomeness, but the real crime is that you are forcing me by association to neglect your own! You are far too busy for a 17 18 year old and all those fsctors which are making you such must be immediately destroyed. But before you destroy them, please do fill me in!

    Dat link. Dat ****ing link may just be the best thing I've ever read in my entire life. Who is that girl I am straight now and I wish to marry her. Then divorce her just so that I can marry her again. And make her pizza. She is is... omfg lmao. Best thing EVER.

    What else have I written... actually, there's surprisingly little! For all the passion I have for writing and all the ideas that constantly swirl through my head, surprisingly few actually make it to paper (or Microsoft Word, as it were). I have a whole book full of notes for story and writing piece ideas including funny little quotes or excerpts or just short lines of dialogue, but so few of them have actually come together into coherent works! I do have one thing though that I had to write in Year 11 English (back in 2007, wow) and the teacher liked it so much she asked if she could publish it in the year book. So there's that. It's not funny whatsoever though, it's a short sad piece that I had to write lol. If I can find it I'll show it to you! Hopefully it'll still be around somewhere... if nowhere else I'll have to find my year book and scan the pages lmao. But I even read over it in like 2010 and cringed at how much stuff I would change lol.

    There are no fairycakes and rainbows, or pedestals made of sunshine and flesh . Only a girl who lost her sister in a plane crash.


    Christopher Hitchens and Stephen Fry - fantastic fantastic witty amazing awesome wonderful epic all the good adjectives ever people. I've seen a lot of their work in the atheist sphere (and I've read Christopher's book God Is Not Great, may he rest in peace) and they've come up with arguments against religion that I would never even have considered.

    Penn Jillette - I'm actually not familiar with him and as it is now 2:05am (yes I get distracted easily and it takes me this long to write VMs - another reason it's so daunting for me to do it first thing in the morning ) I don't have the time to watch that video, so you will have to deal with my thoughts on just the two for now!
  15. Shining Raichu
    September 10th, 2012 6:10 AM
    Shining Raichu
    Awaiting my PM does not mean you get out of VMing me! You are stuck with me until the end of time, sir!

About Me

  • About Barrels
    I was born. Then I grew up. But that wasn’t fun, so I grew back down again and started catching Pokémon.

    Most people are decent - and the more friends you make, the better life gets. So if you'd like to say hi, go ahead and do that thing! ;)
    I like creating. Writing, drawing, vidding, programming… you name it, there’s a good chance I’ve failed abysmally at it. (Probably had fun though.)

    In general? Philosophising about stuff I’ll never know, reading Brian Michael Bendis, ordering things I have no need of from Amazon, arting around in Photoshop and watching old Munsters episodes. Not all at the same time.
    Three thousand miles from home
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    Favorite Pokémon
    Snorlax. Since forever. I used to dream about getting a big ol’ Snorlax-shaped beanbag.

    …Who am I kidding? I *still* dream about that.
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