I can read all that. I'll translate for you:
Translation:
Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver will be featuring a great feature from Fire Red and Leaf Green, Gary. Gary will now following you taking pictures of you, he has retired Pokemon life to become a paparazzi, he will be uploading the images of you into Photobucket so that the world may see your failure. Also, as of recent CoroCoro scans Gary has been confirmed to be catchable in the wild, as a wild trainer. You weaken him and throw a Great Ball at him, and he will be yours at lvl 30. He will follow you around when you have him in your party, he has a very high Speed stat.
I translated the best I could.
ROTFLOMFG WTH? Gary is a wild trainer? Where are these scans located and why have I not seen them?