I'm no guido. I'm a guidette.
- About Snooki Polizzi
- my name is snooki, you know i love tanning, you can never get enough orange! I'm looking for a man, ye'know, a nice gorilla juicehead.
i love being the center of attention, don't be jealous cuz you ain't me. I'm a fun girl, but not the kind you'd wanna take home to mama, just PM me for a hookup.
- what I do in my spare time: Go to the clubs, go tanning (I love radiation!), fist bumping, gorilla juiceheads, guidos, fight.
ye'know, latley i've been goin to the gym and such cuz spring breaks comin up and dats when all the juiceheads are showin up and i gotta look my best for dem.
- the shore, duh!
- Female ♀
- proffesional guidette
- Favorite Pokémon
- ye'know i love me some machamp, hes a real gorilla juicehead, mmmh.
- ye'know i love me some gorilla juiceheads!