Say something scandalous about the above user (now even more scandalous!)

The old one started to lag. So here's the new one!

Description from the previous thread:
You can make it up or keep it true, just so long as its funny and not abusive.

Go wild, unless this thread in itself is a scandal and is not fit for the fine establishment that is Pokécommunity. In which case, I apologise charmingly.

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I'll answer to the last one from the last thread:

StCooler said:

The user above accuses the user above him of driving a super armor while in a confused state!

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The user above just won another thread! D:

The user above keeps using cooler's posts to close threads 😱

The user above doesn't believe that bribery makes one's life easier!

I am too tired to find something scandalous to say about the user above!

The user above doesn't want to learn Rest!

The user above knows Rest since gen 1!

The user above has secret data of all the users and that's how she knows everything about us!

The user above is the batman... batlup?

The user above knows too much!

The user above doesn't know that I know everything... for I can see the future!

The user above knows the numbers of the lottery but wouldn't tell me 😤

The user above doesn't think lottery is a scam.

The user above doesn't need the lottery due to all the bribes...

The user above runs the lottery and was gonna let Megan win, but Megan never bought a lottery ticket =(

The user above knows all of this because he was gonna steal Megan's winning ticket!

The user above stole this ticket in her confusion!

The user above can create tickets out of thin air!

The user above now wants to run a lottery in the Demons' World!

The user above heard one of the lottery prizes was 'a type of confusion you can't achieve on Earth' and went to participate in the Demon's World lottery!

The user has fifteen photos of himself on the walls of his house!