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no its a dragchu
not a pichu |
a ha ha, my lungs are bursting from that joke. (not really... seriously. Dragchu? what kind of name is that?)
Uberchu farted... beef stew came pouring out... Uberchu is relieved from gas. HP 100 |
*Burps on uberchu*. 0 HPs. man, my dad was right.. NEXT!....
Houston, we have a problem. what's 2+2? UberchuGigagator 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999HPs *uses A- bomb on uberchugigagator* * -1 Hp* uh oh |
Uberchu threw up on a librarian.
The librarian gets all mad and starts throwing chairs at Uberchu. Uberchu uses Thunderbolt Uberchu gains 102 Exp. Points HP 45 |
I gave birth to the Pichu.
My HP: 0% and a mother. Uberpichu HP: 1000% |
Uberchu is growing a hairy butt
HP 39 |
Uberpichu gets to Volt Tackle his father.
Uberchu HP: 13% Status: Paralyzed Uberpichu HP: 999% I fail to slap Uberchu since I'M STILL TIED UP AND NUDE HERE! |
I proceed to assault Uberchu violently for his lewd conduct. He doesn't like it and slaps me. The latent anger in me transforms me into my Yami form, and I proceed to challenge Uberchu to a children's card game, which he loses, thereby banishing him from existence. (Hey, it worked in YGO...)
Uberchu: 0 HP I then proceed to untie Shadowdragon and throw her some clothes which I have conveniently obtained less then ten seconds ago. I then proceed to lecture her for hours on the perils of allowing Uberchu to hit on her more then once, teach her basic Uberchu-defense tactics, and leave. Because I'm just that much of a dea ex machina type of person. ELSEWHERE.... The new Uberchu is revived from his thousand-year slumber, and begins walking towards us... Latest Uberchu: 100%HP (Note: We all suck at math, since one hundred percent is the max no matter how many individual hit points any Pokemon has. I'd write the actual number here, but it woud exceed this post's character limit.) |
I put on the clothes and new Uberchu starts hitting on me. I slap it. It runs away crying. It returns with a rope at a high speed where I cannot see it and it ties me up @ near light speed. Uberchu, satisfied now that I can't touch him, rapes me then starts stripping me. OH GOD COME ON!
Uberchu HP: 99.9% |
O FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!
*unties shadowdragon* runs at super speed and ties up uberchu so shadow can do what he plzes to him loss of dignity: 75% |
Pikachu realized it was dumb.
HP 22 |
Throws the tied up Uberchu off a cliff but it hobbles back and stares at me.
My uberpichu son uses thunderbolt. HP 21.5% Status: Paralyzed |
Uberchu gained 392 pounds by eating an M&M
Uberchu is lazy HP 39 |
Uberchu starts hitting on me again. I slap it again. It hobbles away crying once again. It returns untied again but with a Raichu and ties me up @ near light speed. Uberchu and Raichu, satisfied again, rape me then start stripping me yet again. This so sucks. He brought his pervy brother.
Uberchu HP: 50% Raichu HP: 100% |
And that my fiend is the story of Uberchu
Uberchu is upset for what he has done HP 19 |
Uberchu and Raichu keep raping and stripping me.
My HP: 42% Uberchu HP: 68% Raichu HP: 100% |
Alright, that's far enough.
I use my secret weapon on Raichu. It blows him away so quickly that he doesn't realize what it is. Raichu: 0% I then proceed to call the SPCA, who throw Uberchu in the pound. Unfortunately, his owner never shows up and he is euthanized. Uberchu: 0% Once again, I am forced to untie Shadowdragon. Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, a new Uberchu skydives to the ground. Uberchu: 100% ("Check the scouter!" "He's OVER NINE THOUSAND!") |
New Uberchu runs at the speed of light and New Uberchu ties me with extra knots and loops with a metal wire under a super-strong rope and starts raping and stripping me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE VICTIM!?!?
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An Admin at Pokecommunity forums that I have alerted temp-bans Uberchu.
HP: 0% Unfortunately, he creates a new username and comes back. Luckily, the minute he does I take advantage of the moment and use the ropes he's been tying Shadowdragon up with to lash him to a wall. I then rescue Shadowdragon. Unfortunately, the lewdness of this thread at this point saps my strength to the ninth level. My HP: 95% Uberchu's HP: 95% |
Uberchu gets chains and chains me to a Boy's Locker Room wall with only him and I in it and yet again starts stripping me.
Uberchu HP: 100% My HP: 20% |
I rig the intercom so it starts playing the Aquabats theme song at high volume. An enraged Uberchu runs to the office, where I am waiting with a big dictionary and a smile.
My HP: 80% Uberchu's HP: 9% You all use your imagination. (And get your minds out of the gutter.) |
Uberchu runs back to the boy's locker room where I was chained and continues stripping me.
My HP: 10% Uberrchu HP: 100% |
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I run into the boy's locker room. Uberchu attempts to thunderbolt me, but since he doesn't aim for the horn, I'm immune to his electricity. I then remove my dictionary and proceed to beat Uberchu to death with it while reciting every world that begins with the letter "B". Good times, good times.
Uberchu: 0.1% HP (Confused and unable to rape) |
Uberchu chooses to chain up Art Critic Cubone and gets out an extra set of chains and Chains me back up.
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I use my wrist communicator to call the Aquabats, who storm the building and trample Uberchu while untying me.
Uberchu: 0% HP Meanwhile, I open my locker... and the new Uberchu is sleeping in it! Le Gaspe! Uberchu: 100% HP |
The Aquabats get killed by new Uberchu and chains my legs to the wall since my hands are already chained. New Uberchu starts stripping me and gets the shirt ACC gave me taken off.
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I revive the Aquabats with the power of rock. Unfortunately, they are late for a concert and so they leave. Some superheroes they were. I summon Char and Eddie from "The Chronicles of ACC", and they kick Uberchu's butt with their complete insanity and/or their claws.
Uberchu: 75% HP I realize that Shadowdragon must have a secret crush on Uberchu, and that's why she keeps letting him strip her. The realization gives me POWER! My HP: Infinite |
Uberchu swallowed a Labtop.
HP 3 |
Uberchu kills ACC.
ACC's HP: 0% He's dead. Uberchu got the pants off. EDIT: Uberchu got me pregnant again. THANKS FOR CARING I WAS CHAINED TO A BOY'S LOCKER ROOM FOLKS! |
I realize that since I'm not a video game character, I didn't have any HP in the first place, leaving me free to call the police, who arrest Uberchu.
I throw Shadowdragon into a nunnery for letting Uberchu remove her clothing. 'Cause I'm nuts like that. |
New HP: 100,000,000,000,000,000,000%
I summon with the Master Summon Materia my SUPER CHAOTIC FURRY FORM, and use The Iron Claw of Justice on Uberchu, halving his HP! 500,000,000,000% now. Furry Form attacks ACC for massive damage with his Diidlniidl (kinda like kunais except you can only throw 2 at a time and they stick for forever and hurt) attack, then uses Moon Jump and Falcon Punch the nunnery, freeing Shadowdragon. F-Form then poofles. Then I fade back in and Uberchu volt Tackles me into a wall My HP: 0.00001% (OW, someone help me >.<) Uberchu then proceeds to tie me to a wall and throw me off the grand canyon, which is also Ground Zero for an H-Bomb. My HP: 0% (Ack X_X) |
hahahaha
im revived like i said i would and i eat uberchus arm and he kills me. |
I left my Lugia with my sacred ash, he comes back and revives me. I do a jump out the canyon and falcon punch Uberchu.
Uberchu's HP: -0% My HP: Over nine thousaand |
Uberchu thinks the moon is cheese
Uberchu takes a bite outta the moon Uberchu's teeth fall out Uberchu's HP 87 *ya know, Uberchu has a very long Life Span |
Uberchu throws me down a cliff and follows me.
Uberchu uses Thunderbolt Uberpichu uses Thunderbolt @ the first Thunderbolt. |
i use 20 hyper potions on uberchu OMG!
4087 HP |
I teleport to where Shadowdragon is, dual-wielding Diidlniidles and fling them with deadly accuracy into the eyes of Uberchu, then use a secret power to fling the Thunderbolt at him.
Uberchu's HP:1 (Focus Band'd!) Uberchu then Volt Tackles me again, and I start rolling down the cliff at the same speed of Shadowdragon, determined to get Uberchu away from ShadowDragon. My HP:-1 (-10 and I die) |
OMG!!! 500,000 hyper potions!!!
1,000,001hp for uberchu |
I get up and RoT Iced for healing Uberchu, then continue rolling.
Iced's HP: -9% My HP: -2% |
Since i was so nice to uberchu he used 500,000 hyper potins on me my hp: 999,991 and me and uber use t-bolt on blaziken boy. blaziken boys hp: -1,024
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Before dying, I read my sig out loud. Everyone moans and Uberchu cries. He cries blood since I stabbed him in the eyes. I then use Protect and act as an improvised shield for Shadowdragon. I also Aftermath'd Uberchu.
235,382 HP for Uberchu |
uses numerous hyper potions on uberchu
uberchu uses numerous hyper potions on me UBERs hp: 414,321,325,252,532,352,632,623,547,474,547,844,690 MY hp: 444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444,444 |
I come back in ULTIMATE FORM: Fallen Furry Angel
LIMIT BREAK!!! I grab the Ultima Weapon and Omnislash Iced, killing him. I then return to my last post's form. |
I summon a new, pervier Uberchu to eat all of you, because I'm that much of a jerk.
Uberchu: 100% HP I then eat Blaziken Boy after transforming into my "I might be a closet furry but then I might not be angel" form. Ouch. And I build a fortress of Uberchu, just to satsify my own evil desires. Fortress of Uberchu: Limitless Hit points. Now kill me if you can.. |
The new pervy Uberchu eats everyone but me, starts staring with satisfaction, chains my arms and legs to a wall, starts stripping me 3X quicker than the other pervychus and gets the shirt and pants off.
Uberchu HP: 100000000000000000000000000/100% My HP: 2% |
Whee! I come back in a blast of light that looks like Bahamut Zero's Giga Flare. I pull out the BIG EFFING SWORD and slash Uberchu with my DeathSlash (Instant KO, yay!) and take the BIG EFFING SLEDGEHAMMER and destroy the wall with DeathSmash (Instant KO, yay!). I then use a Full Restore on Shadowdragon and kick Uberchu off a cliff and drop an inexplicable H-Bomb down with him. I then take Ash into the fortress and he gets Uberchu into his Poke ball. When he walks out I smash the Poke Ball.
Uberchu's HP: 0%/100 Shadowdragon's HP:200% Thus is turning into more of an RP. |
I use Phoenix Down to rez Uberchu, then toss him a Megalixir before stealing all Final Fantasy and KHI and II related merchandise belonging to Blazikenboy and using it to power myself up. In addition, a Latin theme song begins playing in the background, thus labeling me as the villain. I'm so happy.
My HP: Like the Dragon of Darkness... so huge that the bar can't be finished onscreen. Uberchu: Currently in my party, so shares my HP. I summon Bahamut and proceed to Giga Flare Blazikenboy right back just for spite. Oooh, BURNED. |
Uberchu lost its tooth. The tooth fairy came and started dancing
HP 302 |
Uberchu attacked innocent me. But I sent out Hackarp the hacked magikarp and it showed uberchu how to fight!
179 HP |
I summoned my left arm from a parallel universe and it absorbed all of Uberchu's electric power.
HP: 3 |
i cuddled uberchu, laid him in his bed, tucked him in, and read him a story.
HP: 400 |
Uberchu put his shirt on backwards 0.0
HP 367 |
Uberchu fell off a cliff and landed on spikes...
233 HP |
Throws a rope down to Uberchu and it helps me throw Anti-Pop Culture Warrior 13 down the cliff and pulls up the rope before APCW13 touches it.
I give Uberchu a Full Restore. Uberchu HP: 100% |
Gee, thanks a lot...builds a catapult and launches spikes at shadowdragon154 (revenge!) and uberchu, now uberchu has a mere 48% of its health. HAHA.
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*runs over Uberchu with a train, bringing it down to 10% HP*
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I ressurect Uberchu's HP with something indescribable. (Shadowdragon, get your mind out of the gutter. Everyone else, you do too.)
I then proceed to drop an anvil on Anti-Pop-Culture-Warrior, smashing his hit points into nothing, and Uberchu and I escape to Las Vegas. (Good thing we're both straight, eh?) |
I start stabbing the somehow alive APCW13 until he's dead. I follow ACC and Uberchu and end up at the hotel they are staying at. I stay in a different hotel nearby and throw a kunai through ACC and Uberchu's hotel window.
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The kunai impales Uberchu, killing him. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
I love the smell of New Uberchu in the morning... smells like victory... New Uberchu: OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!! |
I throw another kunai at Uberchu's brain and 50 senbon at its heart.
Uberchu HP: 0% |
Wow, I'm hated around here...but I heal uberchu to 100% HP, then drill him with a metal baseball bat, leaving it at 1% HP, after reviving myself of course!
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I throw a Demon Wind Shuriken at APCW13, killing him. Yup you're hated.
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I throw OVER NINE THOUSAND Fuuma Shuriken at everybody else in the thread, destroying them, while still keeping Uberchu alive. (The "Over Nine Thousand" reference just officially jumped the shark. XD)
Uberchu steals the rest of my ninja equipment and transforms into Orochuberchu! Uh-oh.. |
Missed me. I lend ACC some of my weapons to defeat Orochuberchu.
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Orochuberchu farts at us, but I set up a force field which protects us from the stench, but since there is no one to smell it, Orochuberchu ends up smelling it and dies!I then proceed to take his ninja equipment and divides them between us so ecah one has a weapon.But suddenly a dark figure, which possesed great red eyes that glared like the sun, rose up covered in bolts and sent us flying with an energy wave, I then proceed to pick the Rose Of Redemption from my pocket, but accidentaly drop the Thorn Of Terror towards Orochuberchu greatly increasing power.As I charge the Rose Of Redemption to send a balst of heavenly powers in the form of sharp pink and black petals covered by a heavenly aura towards Orochuberchu.Then, using the same heavenly energy, I release a rose of enrgy towards Orochuberchu that traps him and weakens him greatly.
Orochuberchu's HP:%500 My HP:%20(using the power weakens me) My largest post, cool! |
I smash him into a truck,covered in spikes that dumps him in
Barney land where he is tortured for a millenia! 0% HP |
New Uberchu; 10000%
I amde him listen to rap, therefr he ahs just gone berserk and into an unimaginable rage that killed all except for one single blade of grass. he was left with 1% health after his insae little rampage. |
CLUSTER BOMBS CLUSTER BOMBS!!!! *uberchu is dead, what a guy*
It's over, we need a new uberchu 500HP |
I make uberchu listen to the song this is why i'm hot over and over again with no chance of parole ala makes me wonder.
Uberchu: 350 HP Status: Ghettofied |
I take my ultimate Cliche powers and merge them together to make
FAD MAN JIM!!! He then proceeds to sing "I'm a Fad Man", burning everyone's ears while chargin' his lazah, and killing ACC with a c-c-c-combo breaker. Then a little flag pops up and lands in a burger which falls on Uberchu while I shoop da woop him and use the pally's Win Button (Divine shield, pwnt) ULTIMATE DEATH! OWIEE! |
I murder everyone multiple times for not allowing me to kill Orochuberchu, just before he is conveniently resurrected by a plot device.
Orochuberchu: IMMORTAL! I immediately use Shadowdragon's weaponry to transform into (wait for it).... ACC-SKE! BOO YAH! I immediately hurl thousands of senbon at Orochuberchu, which he dodges and then proceeds to hurl back at me with his ninjutsu. So I blast him with a rip-off move from "Naruto" and then summon the log, who crushes him. BURNED. Orochuberchu: 10%HP and crushed by The Log. Ouch. |
this is getting spammy...
i called uberchu "weak" hp: 0 new HP- 10,000 |
Er... Raichu, the point of the thread is to be a little spammy. You're not really supposed to have a point in what you say, as long as it has to do with the death of Uberchu. (And what does your post mean anyway? And how come the new Uberchu have fewer hit points then the ones earlier in the thread? 0_o)
The new Uberchu and I play a children's card game. I lose, and I run away before he can banish me to the Shadow Realm, since this is the American dubbed version. I then proceed to return with a completely inexplicable weapon of mass destruction and nuke this thread, reducing everyone's hit points to zero. Everyone (including Uberchu): Out cold. Thankfully, since this is Pokemon nobody but Uberchu is able to die. We all just faint and return to life. :3 The new Uberchu is blasted into existence with a cloning machine! Uberchu: Massive hit points! |
Uberchu likes Vanilla Ice Cream. I hate it so I whack him in the face
HP 39 |
What part of MASSIVE DON'T you understand!?
I threw a demon wind shuriken at the cloning machine and used a senbon rainstorm jutsu on Uberchu. Uberchu is DEAD! |
A new uberchu pops out from nowhere. I do everything on this thread 520472346298364298364 times and he dies 49572346234 times.
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another uberchu hatched from an egg
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I killed Uberchu. Short and sweet don'tcha think?
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Wow, not bad. I summon an Uberchu to replace the one you just killed with my inexplicably vague ninjutsu powers. Gee, I'm kind of like Akatsuki that way.
New Uberchu: Well, we've passed the point where we're using conventional numbers. New Uberchu is female. And she's in love with me. I run from this thread, screaming. Me: Running like hell before New Uberchu can use attract. Or captivate. |
Uberchu layed an egg. out hatches a pichu. i name it Shockie, (it's a female) and take it along with me, promising it'll b a strong raichu someday. then i threaten the orginal uberchu with a thunderstone, and she uses thunderbolt on me. however, it didnt do anything. then a take uberchu 2 my house, and throw it out the window.
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*Watches the Female Uberchu use Attract on ACC* HAHA!
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ACC is in love! *Insert Heart Animation*
ACC used RETRIBUTION on RAICHUCHIKA! Raichuchika is thrown out a window. (HP: No Clue. Too hard to tell when I'm in love.) Uberchu Female uses captivate on me, turning me into a helpless mind slave. I'd say this is probably confirmation that I'm a closet furry. 0_o ACC is still in love. ACC used BONEMERANG on A RANDOM PASSERBY! Random Passerby: 0% HP Woops, I missed.... |
*Throws Uberchu @ ACC* MAKE LOVE PEOPLE! *Uberchu drags ACC to a hotel in L.A.*
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Um... Uberchu and I were just married, What on Earth....
Anywayz, now would be a good time for some help. I'm not THAT much of a furry... |
*Waits for Attract to wear off and throws Uberchu over a mountain so ACC doesn't follow*
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Well, good thing I have some attraction-dissolving abilities...
Uberchu returns, and forces an egg upon me before getting a divorce. Jeez, the state of marriage these days... Well, looks like she was cheating on me... WITH A RHYHORN? (Seriously, what on earth...) So I blast Uberchu into the stratosphere with the power of A FATHER! (Woot for legality!) |
Ow!
*goes up 2 AAC and slaps him w/ my purse* "U MEANIE!" AAC HP- 2% then uberchu lays another egg, wich is half pichu/half cubone. *uses mental herb on AAC* oh, u already got divorced. well then, have uberchu's daughter, shockie... AAC: no. Shockie, USE ATTRACT! now AAC is in hopelessly in love again. and then i c uberchu and put her cheating ass in a trash can. |
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now i laucch uberchu out of a cannon.
HP- (no clue...) AAC is looking at my like ima jerk. wonder y? |
*Waits for Attract to wear off and uses my own Uberpichu to use Attract on Raichuchika who then falls hopelessly in love with my Pichu*
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I am completely immune to attraction from underage Pichu, so Shockie's powers don't work on me. XD
My egg hatches into... a PLUSLE? (WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!) Well, I guess Uberchu was three-timing me. This is the last time I date outside my own species. *Sees a cat-girl walk by* Must... Resist.... Perverted.... Tendencies.... Okay, maybe I'll date outside my species as long as it's fictional dates and they aren't with Uberchus. Anyway, my Plusle half-daughter Uberplus and I team up to form POKEMON RANGER TEAM INSANE and blast Uberchu off like Team Rocket with our unnatural POWAZ! Uberchu: Deader then Team Rocket should be right now. XD I then slap Raichuchika for being a jerk to me, since I wasn't myself when I used RETRIBUTION. (Raichuchika: 0% HP- Status: EMO) |
*Throws Uberchu over a mountain* *Raichuchika follows out of love*
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But... Raichuchika hates Pikachu.... XD
I use ATTRACT on RANDOM POKEMON. They all run away in terror. Whoops, I need to pay more careful attention to the gender next time... heh, heh. I use DEMON ART: BOMB OF THE CENTURY to blast the world to smithereens, catapulting us all to the world of Pokemon, where we can make this whole thing even crazier. (Geez, all these ninjutsu techniques are using up my chakra. But I don't believe in chakra, so that means I don't really have any. So my non-existent chakra can be used for existing ninjutsu? Seriously, what the heck have I been smoking?) I murder Uberchu in her sleep with a kunai. Well, that settled that. A new Uberchu appears... and this one is, thankfully, a heterosexual male... New Uberchu: OVER NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND! OVER THE CLICHE! OVER THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! MORE HP THEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY WIPE OUT WITHOUT BANNED CHEAT CODES OR ARCEUS'S RANDOM ASSISTANCE! |
Uberchu's spirit gets me pregnant!(Sheeze, what's with him?)
9 months later........... I GIVE BIRTH!SHE'S A HALF HUMAN-HALF PIKACHU MUTANT FEMALE! She gets pregnant and aborts a..........WEAPON OF MASS ULTIMATE DESTRUCTIFICATION! Bye bye Uberchu! |
Um... you're male... *sweatdrop*
I destroy Uberchu's spirit with exorcism, and then I exorcise the living Uberchu, but it doesn't work. I guess Pokemon really aren't Satanic after all! Uberchu thunderbolts me. Thank goodness I'm a Cubone within. I beat him with a bonemerang, dealing massive damage. Uberchu: Stricken by bones, smitten by pretty girls, and afflicted with kleptomania. (Seriously, he just stole my car. COME BACK HE- oh wait, I don't have a car, do I? Silly me.) |
I kill ACC then bring him back to life with a Revive then throw him a nearby female Uberchu that has a crush on him then I use attract making ACC follow me everywhere.
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Sorry. I don't like human girls... *cuddles with female Uberchu*
JK, I really do. But not in this thread, I don't. Anyway, Uberplus and I decide that all these "Uber" names are uncreative, so henceforth she will be referred to as "Marcie" after my favorite character from "Peanuts". The female Uberchu and I are making out. Please don't bother us. (By the way, her name is Viola. XD) |
Makes Uberchu use Attract on Rose Reaper and dumping ACC.
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then, I slap AAC across the face.
Me- WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU MADE ME MORE EMO THAN BEFORE. now I want to cut myself... (not really, but in this thread, I do) Go! Megan! Megan- Mega! (Megan is a Meganium) Me- MEGAN, USE ATTRACT ON AAC!!! Megan- *uses attract* AAC- *in love* Me- HAHA!!!!! :D |
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