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Zanacross September 8th, 2007 1:30 PM

no its a dragchu
not a pichu

Azonic September 8th, 2007 1:37 PM

a ha ha, my lungs are bursting from that joke. (not really... seriously. Dragchu? what kind of name is that?)

Uberchu farted... beef stew came pouring out... Uberchu is relieved from gas.

HP 100

Spinor September 8th, 2007 1:38 PM

*Burps on uberchu*. 0 HPs. man, my dad was right.. NEXT!....
Houston, we have a problem. what's 2+2?

UberchuGigagator 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999HPs
*uses A- bomb on uberchugigagator* * -1 Hp*

uh oh

Azonic September 8th, 2007 1:40 PM

Uberchu threw up on a librarian.
The librarian gets all mad and starts throwing chairs at Uberchu.
Uberchu uses Thunderbolt
Uberchu gains 102 Exp. Points

HP 45

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 1:57 PM

I gave birth to the Pichu.

My HP: 0% and a mother.

Uberpichu HP: 1000%

Azonic September 8th, 2007 2:15 PM

Uberchu is growing a hairy butt

HP 39

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 2:17 PM

Uberpichu gets to Volt Tackle his father.

Uberchu HP: 13%
Status: Paralyzed

Uberpichu HP: 999%

I fail to slap Uberchu since I'M STILL TIED UP AND NUDE HERE!

Scarlet Weather September 8th, 2007 3:22 PM

I proceed to assault Uberchu violently for his lewd conduct. He doesn't like it and slaps me. The latent anger in me transforms me into my Yami form, and I proceed to challenge Uberchu to a children's card game, which he loses, thereby banishing him from existence. (Hey, it worked in YGO...)

Uberchu: 0 HP

I then proceed to untie Shadowdragon and throw her some clothes which I have conveniently obtained less then ten seconds ago. I then proceed to lecture her for hours on the perils of allowing Uberchu to hit on her more then once, teach her basic Uberchu-defense tactics, and leave. Because I'm just that much of a dea ex machina type of person.

ELSEWHERE....

The new Uberchu is revived from his thousand-year slumber, and begins walking towards us...

Latest Uberchu: 100%HP (Note: We all suck at math, since one hundred percent is the max no matter how many individual hit points any Pokemon has. I'd write the actual number here, but it woud exceed this post's character limit.)

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 3:39 PM

I put on the clothes and new Uberchu starts hitting on me. I slap it. It runs away crying. It returns with a rope at a high speed where I cannot see it and it ties me up @ near light speed. Uberchu, satisfied now that I can't touch him, rapes me then starts stripping me. OH GOD COME ON!

Uberchu HP: 99.9%

legendary-trio September 8th, 2007 3:47 PM

O FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!

*unties shadowdragon*
runs at super speed and ties up uberchu so shadow can do what he plzes to him

loss of dignity:
75%

Azonic September 8th, 2007 3:47 PM

Pikachu realized it was dumb.

HP 22

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 3:55 PM

Throws the tied up Uberchu off a cliff but it hobbles back and stares at me.
My uberpichu son uses thunderbolt.

HP 21.5%
Status: Paralyzed

Azonic September 8th, 2007 4:04 PM

Uberchu gained 392 pounds by eating an M&M

Uberchu is lazy

HP 39

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 4:08 PM

Uberchu starts hitting on me again. I slap it again. It hobbles away crying once again. It returns untied again but with a Raichu and ties me up @ near light speed. Uberchu and Raichu, satisfied again, rape me then start stripping me yet again. This so sucks. He brought his pervy brother.

Uberchu HP: 50%
Raichu HP: 100%

Azonic September 8th, 2007 4:10 PM

And that my fiend is the story of Uberchu

Uberchu is upset for what he has done

HP 19

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 4:11 PM

Uberchu and Raichu keep raping and stripping me.

My HP: 42%
Uberchu HP: 68%
Raichu HP: 100%

Scarlet Weather September 8th, 2007 4:13 PM

Alright, that's far enough.

I use my secret weapon on Raichu. It blows him away so quickly that he doesn't realize what it is.

Raichu: 0%

I then proceed to call the SPCA, who throw Uberchu in the pound. Unfortunately, his owner never shows up and he is euthanized.

Uberchu: 0%

Once again, I am forced to untie Shadowdragon.

Meanwhile, thousands of miles away, a new Uberchu skydives to the ground.

Uberchu: 100% ("Check the scouter!" "He's OVER NINE THOUSAND!")

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 4:17 PM

New Uberchu runs at the speed of light and New Uberchu ties me with extra knots and loops with a metal wire under a super-strong rope and starts raping and stripping me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE VICTIM!?!?

Scarlet Weather September 8th, 2007 4:31 PM

An Admin at Pokecommunity forums that I have alerted temp-bans Uberchu.

HP: 0%

Unfortunately, he creates a new username and comes back. Luckily, the minute he does I take advantage of the moment and use the ropes he's been tying Shadowdragon up with to lash him to a wall. I then rescue Shadowdragon. Unfortunately, the lewdness of this thread at this point saps my strength to the ninth level.

My HP: 95%

Uberchu's HP: 95%

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 4:39 PM

Uberchu gets chains and chains me to a Boy's Locker Room wall with only him and I in it and yet again starts stripping me.

Uberchu HP: 100%
My HP: 20%

Scarlet Weather September 8th, 2007 4:42 PM

I rig the intercom so it starts playing the Aquabats theme song at high volume. An enraged Uberchu runs to the office, where I am waiting with a big dictionary and a smile.

My HP: 80%
Uberchu's HP: 9%

You all use your imagination. (And get your minds out of the gutter.)

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 4:44 PM

Uberchu runs back to the boy's locker room where I was chained and continues stripping me.

My HP: 10%
Uberrchu HP: 100%

Star★Seeker September 8th, 2007 4:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadowdragon154 (Post 2864588)
Uberchu runs back to the boy's locker room where I was chained and continues stripping me.

My HP: 10%
Uberrchu HP: 100%

Uberchu finds out he is gay and unties ShadowDragon

ShadowDragon regains health:100%

Scarlet Weather September 8th, 2007 4:49 PM

I run into the boy's locker room. Uberchu attempts to thunderbolt me, but since he doesn't aim for the horn, I'm immune to his electricity. I then remove my dictionary and proceed to beat Uberchu to death with it while reciting every world that begins with the letter "B". Good times, good times.

Uberchu: 0.1% HP (Confused and unable to rape)

Hinamori_Momo September 8th, 2007 4:51 PM

Uberchu chooses to chain up Art Critic Cubone and gets out an extra set of chains and Chains me back up.


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