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What part of MASSIVE DON'T you understand!?
I threw a demon wind shuriken at the cloning machine and used a senbon rainstorm jutsu on Uberchu. Uberchu is DEAD! |
A new uberchu pops out from nowhere. I do everything on this thread 520472346298364298364 times and he dies 49572346234 times.
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another uberchu hatched from an egg
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I killed Uberchu. Short and sweet don'tcha think?
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Wow, not bad. I summon an Uberchu to replace the one you just killed with my inexplicably vague ninjutsu powers. Gee, I'm kind of like Akatsuki that way.
New Uberchu: Well, we've passed the point where we're using conventional numbers. New Uberchu is female. And she's in love with me. I run from this thread, screaming. Me: Running like hell before New Uberchu can use attract. Or captivate. |
Uberchu layed an egg. out hatches a pichu. i name it Shockie, (it's a female) and take it along with me, promising it'll b a strong raichu someday. then i threaten the orginal uberchu with a thunderstone, and she uses thunderbolt on me. however, it didnt do anything. then a take uberchu 2 my house, and throw it out the window.
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*Watches the Female Uberchu use Attract on ACC* HAHA!
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ACC is in love! *Insert Heart Animation*
ACC used RETRIBUTION on RAICHUCHIKA! Raichuchika is thrown out a window. (HP: No Clue. Too hard to tell when I'm in love.) Uberchu Female uses captivate on me, turning me into a helpless mind slave. I'd say this is probably confirmation that I'm a closet furry. 0_o ACC is still in love. ACC used BONEMERANG on A RANDOM PASSERBY! Random Passerby: 0% HP Woops, I missed.... |
*Throws Uberchu @ ACC* MAKE LOVE PEOPLE! *Uberchu drags ACC to a hotel in L.A.*
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Um... Uberchu and I were just married, What on Earth....
Anywayz, now would be a good time for some help. I'm not THAT much of a furry... |
*Waits for Attract to wear off and throws Uberchu over a mountain so ACC doesn't follow*
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Well, good thing I have some attraction-dissolving abilities...
Uberchu returns, and forces an egg upon me before getting a divorce. Jeez, the state of marriage these days... Well, looks like she was cheating on me... WITH A RHYHORN? (Seriously, what on earth...) So I blast Uberchu into the stratosphere with the power of A FATHER! (Woot for legality!) |
Ow!
*goes up 2 AAC and slaps him w/ my purse* "U MEANIE!" AAC HP- 2% then uberchu lays another egg, wich is half pichu/half cubone. *uses mental herb on AAC* oh, u already got divorced. well then, have uberchu's daughter, shockie... AAC: no. Shockie, USE ATTRACT! now AAC is in hopelessly in love again. and then i c uberchu and put her cheating ass in a trash can. |
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now i laucch uberchu out of a cannon.
HP- (no clue...) AAC is looking at my like ima jerk. wonder y? |
*Waits for Attract to wear off and uses my own Uberpichu to use Attract on Raichuchika who then falls hopelessly in love with my Pichu*
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I am completely immune to attraction from underage Pichu, so Shockie's powers don't work on me. XD
My egg hatches into... a PLUSLE? (WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!) Well, I guess Uberchu was three-timing me. This is the last time I date outside my own species. *Sees a cat-girl walk by* Must... Resist.... Perverted.... Tendencies.... Okay, maybe I'll date outside my species as long as it's fictional dates and they aren't with Uberchus. Anyway, my Plusle half-daughter Uberplus and I team up to form POKEMON RANGER TEAM INSANE and blast Uberchu off like Team Rocket with our unnatural POWAZ! Uberchu: Deader then Team Rocket should be right now. XD I then slap Raichuchika for being a jerk to me, since I wasn't myself when I used RETRIBUTION. (Raichuchika: 0% HP- Status: EMO) |
*Throws Uberchu over a mountain* *Raichuchika follows out of love*
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But... Raichuchika hates Pikachu.... XD
I use ATTRACT on RANDOM POKEMON. They all run away in terror. Whoops, I need to pay more careful attention to the gender next time... heh, heh. I use DEMON ART: BOMB OF THE CENTURY to blast the world to smithereens, catapulting us all to the world of Pokemon, where we can make this whole thing even crazier. (Geez, all these ninjutsu techniques are using up my chakra. But I don't believe in chakra, so that means I don't really have any. So my non-existent chakra can be used for existing ninjutsu? Seriously, what the heck have I been smoking?) I murder Uberchu in her sleep with a kunai. Well, that settled that. A new Uberchu appears... and this one is, thankfully, a heterosexual male... New Uberchu: OVER NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND! OVER THE CLICHE! OVER THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! MORE HP THEN YOU COULD POSSIBLY WIPE OUT WITHOUT BANNED CHEAT CODES OR ARCEUS'S RANDOM ASSISTANCE! |
Uberchu's spirit gets me pregnant!(Sheeze, what's with him?)
9 months later........... I GIVE BIRTH!SHE'S A HALF HUMAN-HALF PIKACHU MUTANT FEMALE! She gets pregnant and aborts a..........WEAPON OF MASS ULTIMATE DESTRUCTIFICATION! Bye bye Uberchu! |
Um... you're male... *sweatdrop*
I destroy Uberchu's spirit with exorcism, and then I exorcise the living Uberchu, but it doesn't work. I guess Pokemon really aren't Satanic after all! Uberchu thunderbolts me. Thank goodness I'm a Cubone within. I beat him with a bonemerang, dealing massive damage. Uberchu: Stricken by bones, smitten by pretty girls, and afflicted with kleptomania. (Seriously, he just stole my car. COME BACK HE- oh wait, I don't have a car, do I? Silly me.) |
I kill ACC then bring him back to life with a Revive then throw him a nearby female Uberchu that has a crush on him then I use attract making ACC follow me everywhere.
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Sorry. I don't like human girls... *cuddles with female Uberchu*
JK, I really do. But not in this thread, I don't. Anyway, Uberplus and I decide that all these "Uber" names are uncreative, so henceforth she will be referred to as "Marcie" after my favorite character from "Peanuts". The female Uberchu and I are making out. Please don't bother us. (By the way, her name is Viola. XD) |
Makes Uberchu use Attract on Rose Reaper and dumping ACC.
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then, I slap AAC across the face.
Me- WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU MADE ME MORE EMO THAN BEFORE. now I want to cut myself... (not really, but in this thread, I do) Go! Megan! Megan- Mega! (Megan is a Meganium) Me- MEGAN, USE ATTRACT ON AAC!!! Megan- *uses attract* AAC- *in love* Me- HAHA!!!!! :D |
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