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Romance Hero November 9th, 2007 5:13 PM

WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?!
 
What is the corniest, most outrageous, weirdest insult you can think of without actually saying an insult?

Example: Why you blobby baseball-eating wizard!

Let's keep this under the closing border, AND KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL! DO NOT SAY ACTUAL INSULTS THAT WILL BE DISRESPECTFUL TO OTHERS. we can keep this fun.

No YOUR MAMA jokes, or anything standardly cruel as said.

Waffle-San November 9th, 2007 5:21 PM

You make me want to eat my own saliva.

I know breathtaking, you have no comeback or reply whatsoever. That's right just back up, ya.

Scytheteen November 9th, 2007 5:21 PM

YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROUGH SYRUP-LESS WAFFLES AT DEAD ANTS!

Waffle-San November 9th, 2007 5:24 PM

YOU SICK SICK PERSON. NO WAFFLE DESERVES SUCH A THING. THAT WAS CRUEL CRUEL!!

Actually i've heard worse, but meh. Waffles should never be thrown at dead stuff. Dead stuff can't ea, you may be able to bring them back though if you forse feed within a quick enough time span..

Romance Hero November 9th, 2007 5:50 PM

Ahem... You're so dumb, you went into Macy's and thought they mispelled YMCA!

Spinor November 9th, 2007 6:58 PM

Hummah! You make me want to spit at my all time crush and drip over cooked waffles on her and eat her whole!Attempted with my Brother. almost worked...

Scytheteen November 9th, 2007 7:01 PM

YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO THROW MY FROZEN WAFFLES OVER THE BALD SPOT OF MY FATHERS HEAD!

Weatherman, Kiyoshi November 9th, 2007 7:01 PM

WHY YOU NO GOOD FRENCH TOASTER! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GO AND EAT A LEMON! EAT A LEMON!!!!

Wow, that was probably the BEST line I have ever typed.

Waffle-San November 9th, 2007 7:05 PM

:running around healing abused and battered waffles:

You make me want to lick a frozen pole.

Romance Hero November 9th, 2007 7:06 PM

Waffle-San will stab all of you... WITH A FORK!

How about some humanity, you bottle-cap chewing time-wasting pillow eaters!

Scytheteen November 9th, 2007 7:07 PM

You make me want to throw my undercooked waffles on the floor which shall crush the hideous infection of the staff!

Waffle-San November 9th, 2007 7:08 PM

Only cause I'm out of spoons. That one wins (Romance Hero's)

Romance Hero November 9th, 2007 7:28 PM

I'm about to slam all your ant farms onto the floor, you pickleheads

Usagi-Chan~ November 11th, 2007 9:52 AM

You make me want to through evil groudons at 1 second year olds

Scytheteen November 11th, 2007 9:55 AM

WTF YOU ROTTEN CHEESE! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROW LIGHT BULBS ON ENDAGERED ANIMALS!

Lash November 11th, 2007 9:56 AM

Heres the stupidest thing anyone has ever called me;

"You fo' foo free fu' rhionite steel head!"

o_0

Usagi-Chan~ November 11th, 2007 7:02 PM

you make me wanna oh.. i cant put you down my buddy so i''ll doo the guy above you


you make me want to mold every groundon into a little ball and feed them to a giant wabbfett of evilness

Romance Hero November 11th, 2007 7:06 PM

That's too graphic, treeko, you gotta change that.

My grandma can beat you in a battle-rap!

Weatherman, Kiyoshi November 11th, 2007 7:10 PM

YOUZ THINK YOU CAN GETZ ALL UPZ IN MY GRILLZ?! YOU YOU NO GOOD SON OF A BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!

:P

Scytheteen November 11th, 2007 8:02 PM

OMGGAWSH YOU STOLE DATE FROM DA ORBIT COMMERCIAL YOU COOTIE QUEEN!

TP-BigWill November 11th, 2007 10:36 PM

You fizzle...I have no idea what that means...but it certainly stoped the conversation in an entire room once. :o

eternalglory November 11th, 2007 10:37 PM

you are a man with the hygenic tendencies of a dung beetle, and i find you most displeasing to the ocular nerves

Romance Hero November 11th, 2007 10:57 PM

I've seen water bottles with tighter biceps than your's!

dragon 122 November 11th, 2007 11:05 PM

well you are fatter than a snorlax

RYOUKI November 11th, 2007 11:45 PM

I've seen stronger Magikarps than you.

Scytheteen November 12th, 2007 8:05 AM

I'VE SEEN HEAVIER BALLOONS...wait that's not an insult...

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 8:09 AM

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor took one look at your face then flipped you over and said "Twins!"

Scytheteen November 12th, 2007 8:10 AM

um...what? YOU LOOK LIKE A PILGRIM AFTER THEY ROLLED AROUND IN DA MUD!

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 8:11 AM

You look like something the cow ate and spit up then the cat dragged in.

Scytheteen November 12th, 2007 8:14 AM

YOUR A NOT CUTE BUNNY!

thats right I said it.

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 8:16 AM

You're SO right. I'm a cute kitty. I can't say even CLOSE to the same thing for you though.

Scytheteen November 12th, 2007 8:18 AM

You know I'm the hawtest person in the world momo. Can't say the same for you

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 8:23 AM

I don't plan on being the hottest. I'm already the cutest and that works fine for me!

You... Nowhere near cute enough to be within SPITTING distance of me.

Scytheteen November 12th, 2007 8:28 AM

Nope nope nope. Your more like the UGLIEST!

yeah I said it

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 8:32 AM

Meet you in hell big guy. Burn by the time I get there so I can laugh at your misfortune.

Romance Hero November 12th, 2007 9:27 AM

you guys wasted a page having a conversation...?

DIE, LINT LICKERS

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 9:32 AM

I think so you worthless little piece of crap.

dragon 122 November 12th, 2007 10:24 AM

you are a big gigantic piece of snorlax poo

Alter Ego November 12th, 2007 10:42 AM

Judging by that above post, I'd say you've seen one too many hits from an illywhacker. =P

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 10:53 AM

By the looks of your avvy I'd say you have too.

Alter Ego November 12th, 2007 10:54 AM

Oh, shush you bandy-legged teasipper.

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 10:59 AM

You need twice the amount of brains you have now just to become a half-wit, you spineless numbskull.

Alter Ego November 12th, 2007 11:02 AM

Speak up, you windblown little squeakweed! Won't hear you in my balcony. =P

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 11:03 AM

Sorry. Either I'm deaf or you have the voice of a MOUSE!

Alter Ego November 12th, 2007 11:04 AM

Does it echo in here or is a certain yellow-bellied fishlip copying me?

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 11:07 AM

At least I'm an actual fish while you're just a krill.

Alter Ego November 12th, 2007 11:12 AM

Whatever you need to tell yourself, you arrogant little puddleshark.

Scytheteen November 12th, 2007 11:12 AM

You make me want to throw bar codes at bad Fanfics!

eternalglory November 12th, 2007 1:57 PM

You can't even learn Struggle!

Hinamori_Momo November 12th, 2007 1:58 PM

Which is better than how you're doing. You can't even learn Splash.

WindBlows November 12th, 2007 2:19 PM

I've seen poo smaller than you!

(If it's very offensive PM me please)

Romance Hero November 12th, 2007 2:23 PM

nah it's okay. just don't use real insults. like four letter words.

What's with your sig... it looks like a bookcase. NERD!

eternalglory November 12th, 2007 2:23 PM

You have the moveset capabilities of a kakuna caught at level four in Pokemon Red!
...Thats Harden.
just harden.

...fail.

dragon 122 November 13th, 2007 6:34 AM

you are a teacher
this is posted by dragon 122 the dragon that never dies

Usagi-Chan~ November 15th, 2007 4:07 PM

i've seen stronger marshmellows than you

luckyCHARMS November 15th, 2007 4:12 PM

what did u just say you mashed potatoe smelling cornbread for a mother lover ?!?!?

Romance Hero November 15th, 2007 4:18 PM

lol... your avatar will inspire my next insult, charms.

Why don't you go eat some diddly-apples, because they are the forbidden fruit -diddly! and... and... YOU FOOT ODOR! .... diddly. >.>

luckyCHARMS November 15th, 2007 4:25 PM

LMFAO!! omg that wus so retarted that it wus soooo funny HAHAHAHAHAHA im seriously laughing reading ur comeback LOL

well oh yeah? at least myyyyy basketball fits in the plugoutlet where pizza grows from underneith ur fingernails from hell....o kitties for sale you you youi .. pooopsiesss like your facceeeeee!!! LMFAO X]

Weatherman, Kiyoshi November 16th, 2007 2:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScytheMaster (Post 3073102)
OMGGAWSH YOU STOLE DATE FROM DA ORBIT COMMERCIAL YOU COOTIE QUEEN!

WHOZ U CALLIN' A COOTIE QUEEN U LINT LICKER!

>:D

Usagi-Chan~ November 17th, 2007 9:07 AM

i've seen stronger ballon cat poo that the cow spit up and the magicrap dragged in !

Romance Hero November 23rd, 2007 2:54 PM

Your pokemon are soooo fat, all you did was feed it vitamins and rare candy! :/ (that sucked)

Horizon Knight November 23rd, 2007 8:28 PM

My sister called me a twatwaffle the other day.

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