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WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!?!
What is the corniest, most outrageous, weirdest insult you can think of without actually saying an insult?
Example: Why you blobby baseball-eating wizard! Let's keep this under the closing border, AND KEEP IT UNDER CONTROL! DO NOT SAY ACTUAL INSULTS THAT WILL BE DISRESPECTFUL TO OTHERS. we can keep this fun. No YOUR MAMA jokes, or anything standardly cruel as said. |
You make me want to eat my own saliva.
I know breathtaking, you have no comeback or reply whatsoever. That's right just back up, ya. |
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROUGH SYRUP-LESS WAFFLES AT DEAD ANTS!
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YOU SICK SICK PERSON. NO WAFFLE DESERVES SUCH A THING. THAT WAS CRUEL CRUEL!!
Actually i've heard worse, but meh. Waffles should never be thrown at dead stuff. Dead stuff can't ea, you may be able to bring them back though if you forse feed within a quick enough time span.. |
Ahem... You're so dumb, you went into Macy's and thought they mispelled YMCA!
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Hummah! You make me want to spit at my all time crush and drip over cooked waffles on her and eat her whole!Attempted with my Brother. almost worked...
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YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO THROW MY FROZEN WAFFLES OVER THE BALD SPOT OF MY FATHERS HEAD!
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WHY YOU NO GOOD FRENCH TOASTER! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GO AND EAT A LEMON! EAT A LEMON!!!!
Wow, that was probably the BEST line I have ever typed. |
:running around healing abused and battered waffles:
You make me want to lick a frozen pole. |
Waffle-San will stab all of you... WITH A FORK!
How about some humanity, you bottle-cap chewing time-wasting pillow eaters! |
You make me want to throw my undercooked waffles on the floor which shall crush the hideous infection of the staff!
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Only cause I'm out of spoons. That one wins (Romance Hero's)
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I'm about to slam all your ant farms onto the floor, you pickleheads
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You make me want to through evil groudons at 1 second year olds
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WTF YOU ROTTEN CHEESE! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO THROW LIGHT BULBS ON ENDAGERED ANIMALS!
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Heres the stupidest thing anyone has ever called me;
"You fo' foo free fu' rhionite steel head!" o_0 |
you make me wanna oh.. i cant put you down my buddy so i''ll doo the guy above you
you make me want to mold every groundon into a little ball and feed them to a giant wabbfett of evilness |
That's too graphic, treeko, you gotta change that.
My grandma can beat you in a battle-rap! |
YOUZ THINK YOU CAN GETZ ALL UPZ IN MY GRILLZ?! YOU YOU NO GOOD SON OF A BISCUIT EATING BULLDOG!
:P |
OMGGAWSH YOU STOLE DATE FROM DA ORBIT COMMERCIAL YOU COOTIE QUEEN!
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You fizzle...I have no idea what that means...but it certainly stoped the conversation in an entire room once. :o
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you are a man with the hygenic tendencies of a dung beetle, and i find you most displeasing to the ocular nerves
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I've seen water bottles with tighter biceps than your's!
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well you are fatter than a snorlax
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I've seen stronger Magikarps than you.
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I'VE SEEN HEAVIER BALLOONS...wait that's not an insult...
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You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor took one look at your face then flipped you over and said "Twins!"
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um...what? YOU LOOK LIKE A PILGRIM AFTER THEY ROLLED AROUND IN DA MUD!
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You look like something the cow ate and spit up then the cat dragged in.
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YOUR A NOT CUTE BUNNY!
thats right I said it. |
You're SO right. I'm a cute kitty. I can't say even CLOSE to the same thing for you though.
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You know I'm the hawtest person in the world momo. Can't say the same for you
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I don't plan on being the hottest. I'm already the cutest and that works fine for me!
You... Nowhere near cute enough to be within SPITTING distance of me. |
Nope nope nope. Your more like the UGLIEST!
yeah I said it |
Meet you in hell big guy. Burn by the time I get there so I can laugh at your misfortune.
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you guys wasted a page having a conversation...?
DIE, LINT LICKERS |
I think so you worthless little piece of crap.
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you are a big gigantic piece of snorlax poo
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Judging by that above post, I'd say you've seen one too many hits from an illywhacker. =P
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By the looks of your avvy I'd say you have too.
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Oh, shush you bandy-legged teasipper.
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You need twice the amount of brains you have now just to become a half-wit, you spineless numbskull.
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Speak up, you windblown little squeakweed! Won't hear you in my balcony. =P
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Sorry. Either I'm deaf or you have the voice of a MOUSE!
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Does it echo in here or is a certain yellow-bellied fishlip copying me?
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At least I'm an actual fish while you're just a krill.
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Whatever you need to tell yourself, you arrogant little puddleshark.
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You make me want to throw bar codes at bad Fanfics!
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You can't even learn Struggle!
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Which is better than how you're doing. You can't even learn Splash.
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I've seen poo smaller than you!
(If it's very offensive PM me please) |
nah it's okay. just don't use real insults. like four letter words.
What's with your sig... it looks like a bookcase. NERD! |
You have the moveset capabilities of a kakuna caught at level four in Pokemon Red!
...Thats Harden. just harden. ...fail. |
you are a teacher
this is posted by dragon 122 the dragon that never dies |
i've seen stronger marshmellows than you
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what did u just say you mashed potatoe smelling cornbread for a mother lover ?!?!?
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lol... your avatar will inspire my next insult, charms.
Why don't you go eat some diddly-apples, because they are the forbidden fruit -diddly! and... and... YOU FOOT ODOR! .... diddly. >.> |
LMFAO!! omg that wus so retarted that it wus soooo funny HAHAHAHAHAHA im seriously laughing reading ur comeback LOL
well oh yeah? at least myyyyy basketball fits in the plugoutlet where pizza grows from underneith ur fingernails from hell....o kitties for sale you you youi .. pooopsiesss like your facceeeeee!!! LMFAO X] |
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i've seen stronger ballon cat poo that the cow spit up and the magicrap dragged in !
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Your pokemon are soooo fat, all you did was feed it vitamins and rare candy! :/ (that sucked)
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My sister called me a twatwaffle the other day.
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