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The bad situation game!
Ok heres how it goes:
1. You post a bad situation which you may be stuck in. 2. The next person posts something which would make it worse. Yeah thats it. Heres an example: 1st person: You forget your homework 2nd person: Your excuse was really bad so you got double detention! *says a new sitchuation* And so on... Got it? MAKE SURE YOU don't GO OVER DRAMATIC LIKE SAYING THE WORLD ENDS, OR YOU DIE, OK? I will start: situation: You get you hand stuck in a post box credit to Gamefreak734 for the game! |
We'll just cut your hand off no problem.
situation: My computer got attacked by a virus. |
It spreads wiping out the neighboring software.
Sitchu: Your stuck on a roll-a-coaster ride. |
And realise you have to pee :P
Sittttt: you just got a new haircut that you HATE CEx3 |
And picture day is in 3 hours. :)
Sitchu: Your in the middle of a fight, and didn't do anything wrong. |
You loose a front tooth and get detention.
SIT: You swimming all alone in the ocean and you see a shark nearby. |
It comes by and bites of your leg :D
Sitchu: Your bungy jumping when the cord begins to rip. |
The cord rips, you fall to the ground and you hear something crack... (people start laughing)
Sit: You find a hair in your food. |
You Find a Hairball in there.
Situation: You're Interrogated by the CIA when you're Innocent... |
You get a lifetime jail sentence.
SIT: you are photographed by your worst enemy wearing nothing but a watch. |
The Picture gets spread around the world
Situation: You're stuck in the Desert... |
You die because oft he heat.
Sitch: A Girl broke your heart. |
She then calls all her friends, that continue to spread the word until everyone hates/is freaked out by you...
Sitchu: You get off the bus without your backpack... |
You run after the bus, fall into a gutter, and get stuck there for a whole night untill someone finds you the next morning.
SIT: You fall asleep during your final exams. |
That made your teacher furious and made you clean all the tilets in the bathroom, including the girl's toilet AND the one that has been never used by everyone else... because there is something on it... x]]]]
Sitch: Your baking when you accidentally got a fly stuck in your cake. o_o |
You don't notice it, and as you're offering a piece of cake to your crush, she finds the fly. She thinks it was on purpose, thinks you're mentally ill and never speak to you again.
SIT: you're throwing a gum when it accidentally gets stuck on someone's hair. |
She then finds it and points at you crying, and have to live in shame for the rest of your highschool life.
Sitchu: You fall down on your already broken leg... |
It's no longer repairable, it must be removed.
You meet the girl of your dreams, but you forgot to ask what's her name nor her phone number. |
She's a wanted theif from another land. Even if you two did again meet, she would break your heart.
Sit: You were making a joke about a shallow tv character, and someone you care about overheard what was said and thought it was directed at them. |
They Lamp you, leave you and set up rumours around School/Work about you.
Situation: You find yourself with a Crazy Physcopath (Remember what BB said: No killing to make the Situation Worse. There are Plenty of Answers to worsen this one without Killing). |
the pcycho path is a giant half eybrow freak
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Sif.. you 4got to put a sit.
Anyway, SIT: You see your favorite singer on the street, you run to great her, you run so fast you make her fall on a puddle of mud. |
Her security guards wrestle you into pain...
Sitchu: Your camera falls off the balcony.. |
You run to get it, you look at it, looks ok except for a couple of scratches.
You try to take a picture of yourself, the camera sends a strong flash and blinds you. ya it's broken. Sit: you're at a club dancing, when ur pants fall down.. |
Everyone stops and stares "your FEMALE!?!?!" :P
Sitchu: you want to play shiny gold but have no clue... |
while googling shiny gold, you somehow order real gold, and now you have to pay 200$ from your personal allowance.
Sit: Your rival chalanges you to a battle, and your pokemon are weak. |
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Sitchu: You are starting a game, with a bad ankle |
You get beaten by an old lady.
SIT: A stranger is stalking you and you get cornered in an alley. |
Steals all your money
Sitchu: your running when you lose your footing... |
You fall and you break your brand new nose.
(lol why are ur situations all related to feet? :P) SIT: ur in a foreign country, they speak gibberish, you're lost somewhere.. |
There is also a pack of wolves chasing after you.
SIT: You have no eyes to see and you need to go to the shop. |
You ask a stranger for help, but he robs you and leaves you in the middle of a highway.
SIT: It's time for the annual yearbook photo at school, you wake up in the morning and you have the hugest zit on your face. |
and its growing by the second!
Sit: At school, someone took your pants away while you were showering and hid them... |
Everyone stops and stares "your FEMALE!?!?!"
You stay in the shower until the night, thinking there is no one left on campus, you try to leave quietly, you run into the principle who's living in his office (after his wife kicked him out) and he give you detention for the rest of the semester. SIT: You're on a date with a h00t girl when your girlfriend shows up. |
You groan and say "Dang, Not again"
Sit: you walk into the Den and see your Bro/Sis using the computer even though You know they're grounded.... |
And They Delete Your Save and you have to start over.
SIT: You wanna buy a Nintendo Wii but you do not have enough money. |
you rob a bank, get a wii and while plugging in PBR, the police choppers arrive before getting to play it.
SIT: Your best friend runs away and hasnt been seen for a whole week. |
you walk down to your basement say hi to your best friend and begin to do your laundry
SIT: Your ex has begun hitting on you again... |
(OMG last three sittuations acctually happened. the first part, anyway xDD)
he then shoots you with a plasma raygun Sitch: You computer exploded while you where in the middle of watching a movie on youtube >.> |
You loose all your data, pictures from all your travels, all your work...
SIT: You're home alone and you start hearing voices. |
The voices soon become more than mere voices, but a sinister extension of your own subconscious.
Sit: For whatever reason, you find yourself walking alone in a deserted, twiggy remnant of a forest. As you gaze at the twilight sky you fall into a pit of agitated, possibly venomous snakes. |
The snakes aren't snakes at all, they are Dr. Evil clones.
Situation: You keep getting out in the first square of Four-Square. |
you have no idea what's going on..............
Sit: you have 5 seconds to count to a million.... |
You can only say it in Arabic
You are extremely tired and you have 50 exams tomorrow |
You oversleep and miss all 50 exams.
SIT: You find out that ur girlfriend has been cheating on you with your best friend. |
Your "best friend" is actually michael jackson and both of u know it!
An army of rabid red clay attacks you. |
you become trapped in a giant clay pot
SIT: you find out that your g/f is cheating on you with your worst enemy |
He gets her pregnant, and she claims its ur baby.
SIT: You meet a psychic and she tells you have 24 hours to live. |
The psychic also manages to get a hold of your credit card details and sells them online, so when you go to withdraw money for your final meal, you find your account is horribly overwithdrawn so bad, not even your rich snotty uncle could afford your funeral.
Sit: You trip and land face first in a patch of manure. |
The Chupacabra was in there
A book with teeth tries to bite you. |
The book is about Princesses and candy
You can't kick your roommate out of the dorm for more than 4 minutes to spend time with your gf. |
He waits for you to go to the bathroom to tell you gf that he truly loves her.
She dumps you and starts going out with ur roommate. SIT: You're about to make an important speech inf ront of millions, when u get the feelin that ur gonna throw up... |
You end up throwing up on the Prime Rib of Malaysia.
Sit: The girl you like is going out with someone who has the same name as you. |
You overhear her saying how much she loves her boyfriend, you think she is talking about you, you jump out of nowhere and tell her you love her too, she makes fun of you and tells all your friends.
SIT: You're in the ocean and you spot someone drowning, but you see a shark in the ocean aswell. |
The shark is actually Hank Waxman and he busts you for injecting steroids during your baseball career.
SIT: You are allergic to your favorite food, pie. |
You eat the pie. You turn out to look like the hulk but you are purple have huge pimples and you cant stop singing the I love you song.
SIT: Your city has a blackout for a month. |
Your gf will break up with you if you dont talk to her on the computer.
SIT: You can't turn left. |
Then you suddenly can't turn right.
SIT: You pee yourself in the middle of newyork. And you've got no money! |
You run into your arch enemy and they show everyone in the whole city your pissed pants.
SIT: You ran into a brick wall and now you are knocked out + you are bleeding externally and internally. |
Someone does help you, unfortunately for you hes decided to use you for an gruesome and painful experiment.
Sit: You find yourself about to give a speech to thousands while wearing no pants. |
Your are wearing your BOYFRIEND'S thong from last night.
SIT: suddenly your can't stop scratching your Big toe |
You start to peel some of the Skin away.
Situation: Your best Friend is going out with your Sister and treats her badly... |
Her then steals all your female friends
Sitchu: a table collapses on your head while looking for a pencil under the floor |
The pencil stabs you in the chest leaving you hospitalised due to lead poisoning.
You see a bird falling from the sky. |
As you look up another bird poops in your eyes (Ouch...)
I'm walking outside in the pouring rain without an umbella.... |
You come home dripping like a Sponge, catch a Cold, and am restrained to your bed for a Week.
Situation: You find yourself locked in a Mall with every exit Locked Tight... |
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Sitchu: your losing your first battle in the extreme gym |
Your Pokemon gets a heart attack during the middle of the gym battle, making you reappear at Professor Oak's lab getting your first Pokemon for the 'first' time.
You drop your drink onto the floor. |
The Liquid oozes under someone's new shoes and they Clout you!
Situation: Someone's stalking you! |
You start breathing deeper and faster as the stalker approaches. As he starts gaining on you, you start to run and suddenly get hit by a truck, instant death. Didn't want to go down a traumatic event, instant death is far less painful.
You stubble an have an accident at work. |
You break a Bone and end up in Hospital for 9 Months.
Situation: You're attacked by a Gang of the opposite Colour. |
When giving a statement, you get arrested for racism.
You lose a letter. |
...The Letter tells you where and when to meet a Super-Hot Girl.
Situation: Your best Friend gets attacked by some of the Mafia... |
It turns out that they are led by your worst enemy, who really wants to make you suffer...in as many ways as possible.
You mispronouce a word... |
...You end up saying a word that's not Romantic but rude to your Girlfriend, she takes it Seriously, and leaves you.
Situation: Your Fridge is empty... |
And the shops are closed all week for repairs.
SITuATION I have ran out of jelly |
You find a tiny amount in the fridge. When you scrape it out, it splatters onto your favourite
shirt and ruins it forever. Your dominant hand gets burned. |
Then you find out that you have a paper due tomorrow that has to be hand-written.
Situation: While you're eating dinner, you accidentally cut yourself with your knife. (Yes, COMPLETELY random...) |
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You then get an infection, then lose that hand. Sitchu: Your walking you dog when you step in poo |
Oh no--my favourite shoes are ruined!!!
You're walking outside when it starts raining heavily--and you didn't bring an umbrella. |
You then catch the rhino virus
Sitchu: your making your school project when your computer crashes. |
It causes a fire and burns down your home.
You find that insect start growing from your body. |
They then start laying slimey egg's that hatch and crawl all over you're body.
Sit:You're cousin has broken a new hand held that you always wanted and just bought. |
then she throw ur celphone through the window
you discover that you can teleport yourself and teleport to the middle of the sea |
And you only teleport in to seas full of man-eating sharks.
Sit:You accedently sit on a slice of pizza. |
you stand up and evertone laughs at you
sit: you got reckless and accidently hit the shelf and all the figurines break(very expensive figurines) |
They shatter all over and you get poked by the glass, you fall, Instant Death.
Sit: There is no Situation right now ( :O oohhh) |
then there comes a bad situation
sit:someone punched you in the face thus your nosebleeds |
Turns out the blood is green and you get experimented on…
All your clothes shrink… |
thus making your head larger the it explodes
sit:your playing online game then you got angry the you broke your computer |
Your mother then askes you to pay for the damages...
Sitchu: your walking down the street when you drop your lunch crushing it on the ground... |
Turns out, that was all you had.
Situation: You've got no Money to buy a Tub of Gourmet Jelly Beans. |
Turns out u get mistaken for a hobo because u got no money and they laugh at u.
situation: U are getting robbed by your grandma |
then your parents are doing the same thing
sit: you lost youre wallet containing $1,000,000 |
you find it and rats are eating it sit:your girl/boyfriend is cheating on you
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but you don't know that thus he/she cheated all your money(and stuff)
sit: everyone staring at you but you don't know why |
so you think everybody loves you
sit:your computer had a virus |
I reinstall the os
Sit: your best friend finds out that you secretly have a humongous crush on them |
but he/she doesn't like you
sit:your mother gave you money to buy some food but you bought toys instead |
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