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Everyone stops and stares "your FEMALE!?!?!" :P
Sitchu: you want to play shiny gold but have no clue... |
while googling shiny gold, you somehow order real gold, and now you have to pay 200$ from your personal allowance.
Sit: Your rival chalanges you to a battle, and your pokemon are weak. |
Quote:
Sitchu: You are starting a game, with a bad ankle |
You get beaten by an old lady.
SIT: A stranger is stalking you and you get cornered in an alley. |
Steals all your money
Sitchu: your running when you lose your footing... |
You fall and you break your brand new nose.
(lol why are ur situations all related to feet? :P) SIT: ur in a foreign country, they speak gibberish, you're lost somewhere.. |
There is also a pack of wolves chasing after you.
SIT: You have no eyes to see and you need to go to the shop. |
You ask a stranger for help, but he robs you and leaves you in the middle of a highway.
SIT: It's time for the annual yearbook photo at school, you wake up in the morning and you have the hugest zit on your face. |
and its growing by the second!
Sit: At school, someone took your pants away while you were showering and hid them... |
Everyone stops and stares "your FEMALE!?!?!"
You stay in the shower until the night, thinking there is no one left on campus, you try to leave quietly, you run into the principle who's living in his office (after his wife kicked him out) and he give you detention for the rest of the semester. SIT: You're on a date with a h00t girl when your girlfriend shows up. |
You groan and say "Dang, Not again"
Sit: you walk into the Den and see your Bro/Sis using the computer even though You know they're grounded.... |
And They Delete Your Save and you have to start over.
SIT: You wanna buy a Nintendo Wii but you do not have enough money. |
you rob a bank, get a wii and while plugging in PBR, the police choppers arrive before getting to play it.
SIT: Your best friend runs away and hasnt been seen for a whole week. |
you walk down to your basement say hi to your best friend and begin to do your laundry
SIT: Your ex has begun hitting on you again... |
(OMG last three sittuations acctually happened. the first part, anyway xDD)
he then shoots you with a plasma raygun Sitch: You computer exploded while you where in the middle of watching a movie on youtube >.> |
You loose all your data, pictures from all your travels, all your work...
SIT: You're home alone and you start hearing voices. |
The voices soon become more than mere voices, but a sinister extension of your own subconscious.
Sit: For whatever reason, you find yourself walking alone in a deserted, twiggy remnant of a forest. As you gaze at the twilight sky you fall into a pit of agitated, possibly venomous snakes. |
The snakes aren't snakes at all, they are Dr. Evil clones.
Situation: You keep getting out in the first square of Four-Square. |
you have no idea what's going on..............
Sit: you have 5 seconds to count to a million.... |
You can only say it in Arabic
You are extremely tired and you have 50 exams tomorrow |
You oversleep and miss all 50 exams.
SIT: You find out that ur girlfriend has been cheating on you with your best friend. |
Your "best friend" is actually michael jackson and both of u know it!
An army of rabid red clay attacks you. |
you become trapped in a giant clay pot
SIT: you find out that your g/f is cheating on you with your worst enemy |
He gets her pregnant, and she claims its ur baby.
SIT: You meet a psychic and she tells you have 24 hours to live. |
The psychic also manages to get a hold of your credit card details and sells them online, so when you go to withdraw money for your final meal, you find your account is horribly overwithdrawn so bad, not even your rich snotty uncle could afford your funeral.
Sit: You trip and land face first in a patch of manure. |
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