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The Chupacabra was in there
A book with teeth tries to bite you. |
The book is about Princesses and candy
You can't kick your roommate out of the dorm for more than 4 minutes to spend time with your gf. |
He waits for you to go to the bathroom to tell you gf that he truly loves her.
She dumps you and starts going out with ur roommate. SIT: You're about to make an important speech inf ront of millions, when u get the feelin that ur gonna throw up... |
You end up throwing up on the Prime Rib of Malaysia.
Sit: The girl you like is going out with someone who has the same name as you. |
You overhear her saying how much she loves her boyfriend, you think she is talking about you, you jump out of nowhere and tell her you love her too, she makes fun of you and tells all your friends.
SIT: You're in the ocean and you spot someone drowning, but you see a shark in the ocean aswell. |
The shark is actually Hank Waxman and he busts you for injecting steroids during your baseball career.
SIT: You are allergic to your favorite food, pie. |
You eat the pie. You turn out to look like the hulk but you are purple have huge pimples and you cant stop singing the I love you song.
SIT: Your city has a blackout for a month. |
Your gf will break up with you if you dont talk to her on the computer.
SIT: You can't turn left. |
Then you suddenly can't turn right.
SIT: You pee yourself in the middle of newyork. And you've got no money! |
You run into your arch enemy and they show everyone in the whole city your pissed pants.
SIT: You ran into a brick wall and now you are knocked out + you are bleeding externally and internally. |
Someone does help you, unfortunately for you hes decided to use you for an gruesome and painful experiment.
Sit: You find yourself about to give a speech to thousands while wearing no pants. |
Your are wearing your BOYFRIEND'S thong from last night.
SIT: suddenly your can't stop scratching your Big toe |
You start to peel some of the Skin away.
Situation: Your best Friend is going out with your Sister and treats her badly... |
Her then steals all your female friends
Sitchu: a table collapses on your head while looking for a pencil under the floor |
The pencil stabs you in the chest leaving you hospitalised due to lead poisoning.
You see a bird falling from the sky. |
As you look up another bird poops in your eyes (Ouch...)
I'm walking outside in the pouring rain without an umbella.... |
You come home dripping like a Sponge, catch a Cold, and am restrained to your bed for a Week.
Situation: You find yourself locked in a Mall with every exit Locked Tight... |
Quote:
Sitchu: your losing your first battle in the extreme gym |
Your Pokemon gets a heart attack during the middle of the gym battle, making you reappear at Professor Oak's lab getting your first Pokemon for the 'first' time.
You drop your drink onto the floor. |
The Liquid oozes under someone's new shoes and they Clout you!
Situation: Someone's stalking you! |
You start breathing deeper and faster as the stalker approaches. As he starts gaining on you, you start to run and suddenly get hit by a truck, instant death. Didn't want to go down a traumatic event, instant death is far less painful.
You stubble an have an accident at work. |
You break a Bone and end up in Hospital for 9 Months.
Situation: You're attacked by a Gang of the opposite Colour. |
When giving a statement, you get arrested for racism.
You lose a letter. |
...The Letter tells you where and when to meet a Super-Hot Girl.
Situation: Your best Friend gets attacked by some of the Mafia... |
It turns out that they are led by your worst enemy, who really wants to make you suffer...in as many ways as possible.
You mispronouce a word... |
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