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So I'm a member of the C4? If yes, press 1. If no, press 2. Are you sure? If yes, press 1. If no, press 2. |
Okay I know im not a member of this club but I would really like to be and I also really want to post this email I got, its funny…well I think it is. And mirrors the frustration computers can cause! I loved it anyway.
For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on... At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon". In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating: If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part heheh) : 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. 7. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna! . 9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10.You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off. Heeh heeh heeh…well, I thought they were funny! XD. |
heh...Well then..today, at school we were going over our line's for our play (im Babs, the female villian!) and I have to try and kill all my friends! hehe then i ws eating..CANY CANES!!! and i got..HYPER!!!! WHEEEEEEE *runs around the room*
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okay i still not a member but i have a joke....i hope no one else already posted my joke.
What is the difference between a Golfer and a Skydiver? One goes WHACK! "oh, darn..." and the other goes, "oh, darn..." WHACK! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! well, i liked it! |
Soph, I have a pass for you.
*hands Soph a backstage pass to a Boyz to Men concert.* |
Soph, you don't have to be a member to join! but..*hands soph a REAL member card* There ya go! HAHAHA!!!! It'll blow up in 3...2...1...haha!
no. that wasnt funny. |
If your car had all the characteristics of different OSs, then you would find...
Key: (L) Linux, (W) Windows, (M) Mac OS --- (L) Your car would be so stable it can survive a crash. (W) Your car would give you the "blue windshield of death." (M) Your car plays a nice tone when you start it up. (L) Your car can host "car dealer" websites. (W) Just click on Start to start your car. (M) Your car seats are a pleasant Aqua. (L) Your car has a high-speed connection. (W) Your car slows when you try to backup. (M) iSight can help you see what's behind your car. |
I posted a round-a-bout joke in Dizzy's Hot or Not thread in Other Chat.
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THIS IS NOT FOR BACKSTREET BOYS FANS!!! Lol, I dislike them..
Anyways, here's a link to this hilarious site saying they're gay. XD!! The Backstreet Boys Are Gay! This is sooo hilarious!!! *gets killed by Backstreet Boys* |
*thinks* i wonder if Cartoon has 1000000000000000000000 lives cause she dies daily! :laugh:
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*helps SL find his mind* *picks it up and throws it in the ocean* *sticks plastic in him in place for a mind*
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that link about the backstreet boys is way too funny. i thought i was gonna die from laughing. :laugh:
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Ok There was a Tech Longhorn and Aggie football player The Tech player says Hit my hand and he puts it in front of a wall the aggie try to hit his hand but he moved it so he hit the wall and the longhorn did the same then their on an airplane and the aggie says says hit my hand and he puts it in front of his Face
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Who want to be my lunch? ;P
I think Ally wants. XD *eat Ally again, again and again* How many times that I eat Ally? XD |
lol...that car thing was hilarious sophie...my dad e-mailed it to his working buddies it was so funny...
BOO ya! |
Soph, you're a member now! Or..to me ^__^; a couple days ago, I was talking to my friend, Diana in English class, which is are only class together. And we were talking and she said, "Ya know, we've only got one class together." and I looked at her and asked, "What class?" And I sat there, puzzeled for a minute. then I said, "Oh..English! I knew ^__^; " I did'nt know! I cant beleive i didnt know! heh...stupid me...
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If you wanna be a member here...you can be a member! just make yourself a member! :D
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Oh *looks at Scott* Is that how I get here?
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yep! and who wants to hear a Pro Basketball joke? its funnier than He**!
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I do, I do!!!! ^_^ What's it about? O_o;;
BTW, what's C4? What's it about? Is it a comedian's official club? Cus a lot of people are talking about it.. I know, I'm slow, I can't believe it took me ages people are talking about it O_o;; P.S. Actually, I do not know if I have 1000000000000000 lives O_o;; I think I just get revived somehow... o_o; But who keeps reviving me?! O_O;; *Gets killed by voodoo doll* |
The C4 is like..er...well, its Comedians four. I guess, four (for some reason i was going to put three) of the elite comedians, and little member people (Like me! ^__^ ) I guess...ya....uhm..okay? I forgot..right?
Once, we were going over our lines for the play at school, and Im supposed to say this place and I couldnt pronounce it, so I asked to change it and I did, so I put Hawaii, but I spelled it wrong so now its Hawayee, and then at a readthrough, which I couldnt go to..*sniffle* my understudy said the place I cant pronounce and then everybody said "Hawayee!" It was soo funny! hahahah |
I'm now questioning whether or not I should be part of C4
*see's cartoons foot in butt* hey that's my reason! BOO yaouch! |
Im the leader of C4! bow down before me!!!
okay heres the joke! A teacher asked her students if they liked the Lakers, everyone raised there hand except a little girl the teacher asked "So what team do you like?" and the girl said "Well im a Sonics fan, because my moms from Seattle and my loves the Sonics, so im a Sonics fan...but if my mom was a prostitute and my dad was a drug dealer i guess id be a Blazer!" :laugh: it makes it funnier since im from Oregon...and i hate the Blazers! there a bunch of drugees with no talent! |
er..okay..that...was..sudden...I was going to say something, oh ya!
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH CALLING SOMEONE ON THE PHONE AND LEAVE THIS MESSAGE ON THEIR ANSWERING MACHINE: I know who you are. ahem..A couple says ago, on my friends Birthday, I called her and I got her answering machine and I said "Happy Birthday! I KNOW WHO YOU Are! Uh..ya...Hi Alex! It's..Alex! No, no, no, It's not yourself! IT'S MEEE!!!! ya...I....has some questions...ya...Happy Birthday...ya...uh.....bye. and I hung up, the next day at school she said to me "I know who you are." and I just started to laugh (hey, that was today!) it was really funny! but, you people are just so...NOT SPECIAL that you might not get it and find this rather annoying. heh...I think I already told you guys about the English class incident...oh! Ive got yet another stupid story! yay Today, (or yesterday, it was FRIDAY) My little sister asks if she can bring in my stuffed Pikachu (Ive had it since i was like 8) and I said sure. So, at school, im sitting on it. and she grabs it, so I land on the floor (I fell over) and she laughed, then when her friends got there (mine too) They were playign some sort of monkey in the middle type game, and chasing my Pikachu around, and then my friends were chasing it too! and this one kid was like looking at us like we were some kind of freaks, the funny part was, that Pikachu was meant for show in tell and not for i dunno..I guess its not that funnny, but if you would have been there, it was funny.. |
LOL! Sapphire. You think of the craziest things!
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*slaps a "KICK ME" sign on Sapphire Latios's back.*
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LOL @ Dakota
He's so fricking hilarious (u are too, Sapphire Latios!) Anyways, here's some to laugh about.. There's this five year old named Billy. He goes to his dad and asks "Daddy, can u give me an example of reality and fiction?" The father says, "Son, here's an example." The dad goes to the mum and asks, "Will you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1,000 dollars?" The mum says "Of course!!! Why not?!" The dad goes to his daughter and asks "Will you sleep with Orlando Bloom for 1,000 dollars?" The daughter says "Of course, dad! Why not?" The dad goes to his oldest son and asks "Will you sleep with Tim Macgraw for 1,000 dollars?" The oldest son says "Of course! Why would I miss the chance?" The dad turns to Billy and says, "Now the fiction is that there's no 1,000 bucks. The reality is that we're living with two b****s and one gay." He he he he.. I thought it was funny myself ^^; *gets stabbed by dads* |
haha! thats hilarious cartoon! haha! *goes up to James* would you sleep with Jessie for 1,000 bucks?
James: No Scott: how bout Misty? James: NO Scott: Meowth? James: No your talkin! (dang that was stupid!) Okay 3 blondes are stuck on a tropical island. they find a lamp and a genie come out. the genie says he will grant each of them one wish. the first one wishes for food, but theres fruit everywhere on the island. the second one wishes for water, but there right next to the ocean. the third wishes for a car door, so she can roll down the window if she gets hot! :P |
*gets beaten by hippies*
I have a funny blonde joke This one blonde went to a hair salon place to get her hair died brown because she was so sick of always hearing blonde jokes told about her. After she got her hair died she decided to take a drive across the county. She was on the freeway but had to stop, because a sheep herder and his flock had to cross the road. The blonde leaves the car, goes up to the sheep herder and says to him... "If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I keep one of them?" The sheep herder was smiling under his breath, because he knew that she could never guess the exact amount he had. So the sheep herder said, "Sure, you can keep one if you guess the right number." The blonde just shouted out a random number... "Umm, 348!" The sheep herder was shocked, because the blonde was actually right. The sheep herder kept true to his word and allowed the lady to pick one of his sheep to keep. The blonde looked all around to find a cuddly sheep that was playful to. At long last, she finally picked the sheep that she wanted. The sheep herder smiled after her choice, then the sheep herder asked her. "Lady, if I can guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?" heh, long joke BOO ya! |
Haha! thats funny Dakota! i have another funny blonde joke with a dummy...but i cant quite remember it...
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LOL!!!Very funny Dakota!!!*laughs so hard that i go horse*nice joke!!!mabe i should tell that one 2 my brother!! |
wow! big letters! *goes into a trance on the huge letters* wow...
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True
THis is all true i swear.
Three men try to rob a bank up in scotland. Unfortunatly, thye get stuck in the revolving doors. After a few minutes, and alot of comotion, they manage to get them unstuck. They come back five minutes later saying "Everybody down!" or whatever they said. Everyone bursts out laughing, thinking it was a joke. They asked for 5000 pounds. Then 500. Then 50, then anything but everyone was laughing so hard they couldnt get it. So finally, in desperation, one of the three robers jumps over the counter to try and get the cash. Unfortunatly, by doing so, he breaks his ancle and is on the floor in pain. By this time, everyone is cracking up very loudly. The last two, seeing things are not going as planded try to get away- not to be stoped by the dogs, gaurds or security, but by the revolving doors: that right, they got stuck in there again and were still there when the police came. FUNNY right? ALL TRUE TOO!!! Wel i though it was. |
Ha! what a bunch of morons! :laugh:
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heh, I heard a story like that
This guy trys to steal an ATM by tying it to the bumper of his truck...He peels out really fast only to see the ATM is still there and his bumper pulled clean off...moron BOO ya! |
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Anyways, here's a joke.. There are three guys walking in the dessert. They spy a magic lamp! They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. Genie: I shall grant each one of you one wish ^_^ Dude #1: I wish to be in a house with lots of water!! Genie: Done! *claps and dude #1 dissapears* Dude #2: I wanna be rich and live in a huge mansion! Genie: Done! *claps and dude #2 dissapears* Now the third dude looks scared and says... Dude #3: I don't wanna be alone!!! Bring them back!!! >_< *gets killed by genie* |
wow...that would suck to be dudes 1 and 2! :laugh: well i heard a couple other jokes...but i have to remember how one of em went...*thinks and brain explodes* ow...dont worry...i never had one in the first place! :laugh:
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..............awkward.......nah just kidding! You guys are funny, I'm especially grateful that you don't say..er..type bad words.(either that or not a lot hehe) I dispise them I do precious!
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Ah! Here's the secret hideout of C4! Oh, wait… now it's not so secret. Umm… *walks away*
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*hits porygon with a fish* I told you not to tell anyone about our secret hideout!
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Oh! Oh! Can I try? *slaps porygon with a salami* phew....that...felt...great!
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*pulls out a Magikarp* this might do some more "brain damage" :laugh:
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Truly Stupid Criminals
1) Japanese robbers steal safe and use blowtorch to open it. "YOU MORON! YOU BURNT ALL THE MONEY!" 2) Robbery at my local Fleet Bank. "WTF? THERE'S A DETECTIVE NEXT DOOR!" 3) "Here, take all the stuff. Put it in our getaway car." *Not looking; hands stolen stuff out to two cops.* 4) Who uses a getaway bike? 5) "Gimme your money!" "Umm... could I use your bathroom?" *banker presses silent alarm as robber goes potty* |
funny...funny...I'm a blonde! and Im smart! I think...wait...no....uh.....I...forgot..I was gonna say something, but then I forgot! oh..wait! I remember!
Like...last week, I went to a birthday party for a friend, and there was, Jaclyn, Eileen, Deiana, Alex, me, and Sarah. I accidently bit Jaclyn, then I went and bit everyone else (dont ask) and then where i bit them, it turned red and they started to itch...That day, I found out. I Have Raibies. And It IS true. |
Um...Ally you dont have raibies! if you did you would be foaming at the mouth and running around on all fours! :P
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ROTFLMFAO!!! THAT IS SOOOO FUNNY!!!!! XD!!!! Here's a joke, I think this is how it goes.. This ventroloquist is using his dummy and making jokes.. BLOND jokes XD. So while he's joking, this blonde girl gets up and says, "Hey! I am sick and tired of hearing these jokes about us! You know what?! I think u may be jealous of our beautiful looks!" The ventroloquist starts apologizing, but the lady interrupts, "You stay out of this, buddy! I'm talking to that little guy on your lap!" Meh, not so funny, it came out better on anothe site >_<;; *gets killed by dummies* |
I just remembered a joke I heard a while ago so here it goes:
It was a clear day and two indians, a boy and his dad, were laying down in the grass thinking. Then the boy says "Dad, how did we get our names?" The dad replys by saying "Well son, we determine everyone's name in our tribe by the first thing we see after they are born. For instance, we saw a buffalo stampede as your older brother was born, so we named him Stampeding Buffalo. We saw an eagle flying over your head when your sister was born so we named her Soaring Eagle." "Why do you ask Stupid Cat?" I thought it was funny, maybe because I was told it instead of reading it. |
*Goes to registration booth*
I'm in! (Hey, I LOOOOVVVVEEE Comedy!) The funniest movie I ever saw was Dumb and Dumber. I cracked up when the cop drinks Lloyd's piss! |
100Marios! thats funny cause my grandmas an idian! but i dont think they used the names back when he was young...maybe!
and Cartoon i heard that one before its funny! :D |
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It was a joke! I dont have raibies! but that really did happen though ^^; hehehehee. Did I tell anoyone what my friend Lauren got for Christmas from Megan? or did I already post that? *looks around*
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Are you sure you dont have raibies Ally? I mean your starting to foam at the mouth. XD *looks at Scott starting to foam too* O_O
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I didnt know you could see me...*looks around* hn..m..heehee ^-^ well, did I tell anyone what Lauren got for Christmas? cause it was pretty funny'
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"when the log rolls over we will all be dead" O-O that came from nowhere
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but if i had raibies after Ally did...then that means she must of 1) bite me 2) kissed me and accedentaly bit my lip! im RABID!!! *tries to bite Andy*
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hahahaha! Rabid! Im contageous! hehehe I take...number...er...hn...uh...HELLO!
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*just drop down to take a look*
What happened on here? o_o |
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oooh. okay! uh..wait..Im confused now....darn.
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my brain hurts...you people make my brain hurt! with your complicated words like I, a, is, the, it, this... :laugh:
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All of you with rabies: you're all dead now. *except sapphire latios* *administers some rabies vaccines to everyone (except ally)* *yay!!*
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*Ally chases Scott and tries to bite him* dont bite me! you dont know where iv been!!! *throws the raibies shot at Ally* good...shes normal! *ally turns into a bear and tries to eat Scott again*
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*is chasing Scott* grr! Im gonna get you! *bites Scott's arm* haha! *pants* tired...more..sugar...
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AAAAHHHHH!!! ALLY RIPED OFF MY PANTS!!! *is running around in his boxers* give me my pants back!!! :laugh:
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*throws ally into a nuke waste bin* *ally is mutated into a rock* Ah thats better.
*huggles sapphire_latios with love* |
*walk in*
It's totally flaked up here. o.o; *see Shingo hug Scott with love* Well? Everyone? *take a pic of Shingo and Scott* *pull out pin* It will be hurt just a monent...XP |
*walkes in to try to tell another joke*
"Hey, i got a great one! There was..." *Notices everyone is foaming at the mouth, a dog, or pantsless* "Um..." *Scratches head* "Oh well" *Shrugs and takes off his pants :)* |
*wrap Shingo and Scott together with tongue*
You will love one another forever! XD |
*Watches everyone going crazy on a cliff*
*holds head* I'm surrounded by idiots hehe........ |
*hug 100marios with full power*
Well, we aren't idiots! We are just insane!!! *hug 100marios insanely* You are mine! All mine!!! XD |
*huggles everyone with extra love- espescially s_l and phantom*
*runs around in the nude* Yeehee its fun! |
*Looks at insane and wild people*
O____O;; What is the meaning of this?! O___o;; *bites own arm off and soaks everyone with blood* Everyone: EWWWW! CARTOON! *Gets killed by bloody mob* |
AHHH!!!!!
*Runs around and accidentally runs off the side of the cliff* Umm........Oopsie? *falls down and lands on the ground with a bang* Umm........Ouchie? *faints* |
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Well, everyone will think we are idiots. >_>; *killed everyone that think we are idiots* We are just insane! |
Hey, I'm not dead! I'm just.....not able to get up! Falling off a cliff is no small matter! See, now I have this kink in my back...
*Hears a crack.....come from back!* Ahh!!......I'm still alive! Still hanging in there! *tries to slither away* |
*huggle 100marios crazily*
You are mine! All mine!!! *get on 100marios and ride on him* |
Hey!!!!! My back! My......back?
*notices that his back feel good!* Hey thanks Phantom Angel! *Gets up* You may be insane...but you know what you're doing! At least I hope so hehe..... Now if you will exuse me, *points to cliff with thumb* I'm going to go regain my spot at the top of the cliff! *dashes away on to the top of the cliff* Insane people.... *sticks index finger up and winks* ........but they know what they're doing hehe. |
*jump on sky*
*drop on 100marios* You are now my horse!!! My only horse!!!!!*hit 100marios with club* |
Hey wait! Your a ghost! You can't hurt me!
*Takes out a cellphone* PA: Who're you gonna call? 100marios: Duh! Ghostbusters! *The ghostbusters along with Luigi hehe, suck up Pa* 100marios: good job you guys! *everyone cheers and shout* Ghostbusters! |
*sweatdrops*
NOOOOO!!!*steal someone's body* Well...*shoot cellphone with grenade launcher* Muahahahahaha!!! |
*looks at everyone* oh dear...I'm afraid..well then..I think I'll..*starts to leave* go! *runs away*
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I wanted 2 talk about Jackass:shocked:
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*use mean look* *eat her* |
*huggles everyone*
Phantom : It will be hurt for a moment...XP says: *huggle* |
man... what kinda thread have i started! :laugh: *gets on all 4s and starts biting people and climbing trees* im monkey man! *everyone throws tomatos at Scott* nnnnoooooo!!! im smarter than your average idiooooooootttttttt!!! *falls face first on the ground* my splein!!!
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eh..eaten..again...-_-..Scott's made crazier threads than this, for gosh sakes, he even made a crazy thread! and lots of other non-sense-ical threads at my forums...oh well..teehee!
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What crazy threads has Sapphire Latios started, Sapphire? O_o;
Tell me or I'll poke you with a stick!!! *pokes Sapphire with a stick* *gets killed by sticks* |
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oh yes..if you wanna check out what he did to my place, *points to sig* go there.
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jeepers creepers!what the beepers hapenned?o-o
*gets down on all fours and acts like a cat*ARF!ARF! no,that's not right.MOOOOOOOOOOO! that's not right either......CHIRP CHIRF!!! that's not it............ARF!ARF!yeah!I got it! |
DarkMagicianGirl is very smart! but..Im a bird! I swim in the ocean! MOO! thats abird for ya'll! teehee
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Hurray I was removed from the Comedians Club, Thank you :)
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*gets killed by forums again* |
i was Sapphire Rayquaza there and Ally was Ruby Rayquaza! :) oh and im a wild monkey, "wheres my coffee?" no thats not right! "Hi im Scott" no wait..."Hi im Andy!" *Andy throws a tomato at him*
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XD well,i've got a toy gun,and I can't use it :D .so.......well,yeah...................O-O *turns into a monky and starts climbing trees*Yay!Bannanas! :P *starts throwing them at random people* |
*cowers in fear of toy gun*
Look! I'll give you anything you want! Just don't hurt those wild animals! *reaches into pocket and hands Yuna dryer lint* Uh.....it's useful! You can uh.....uh......uh...load your toy gun with it while I run away in fear while screaming! *runs away, stumbles, trips, gets back up, isn't looking forward and runs into the monkey tree, falls backwards and faints* *lifts head* Good use of the comma! *falls down and faints again* |
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You must give me *ponders carefully*YOUR SOUL!!!!! :badsmile: and the lint.*snatches the lint*WHEE!I have a lint gun! :D *sticks the lint in the gun* |
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