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100marios March 20th, 2004 12:56 PM

Oh yeah!
*rolls up his sleeves*
Us humans can do pretty cool things too!
Behold!
*claps with one hand*
Oh yeah.....
Hehe....

Teara March 20th, 2004 1:02 PM

Um...riiight... Oh Oh! I know!
*twiztz arm all the way around*
Ha! Zee, humanz can do..erm...zome ztuff...<.<
*throwz medium zize rock on bigger rock, rock bouncez up and hitz her in the head*
@[email protected]

100marios March 20th, 2004 1:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teara
Um...riiight... Oh Oh! I know!
*twiztz arm all the way around*
Ha! Zee, humanz can do..erm...zome ztuff...<.<
*throwz medium zize rock on bigger rock, rock bouncez up and hitz her in the head*
@[email protected]

*claps with one hand for Teara*
Yay! Encore! What an awesome trick! Hehe....
*bounces around and tries to lick his elbow*
Darn! I'll get it sooner or later!
Hehe.....

Teara March 20th, 2004 1:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100marios
*claps with one hand for Teara*
Yay! Encore! What an awesome trick! Hehe....
*bounces around and tries to lick his elbow*
Darn! I'll get it sooner or later!
Hehe.....

*bowz*
thank you, thank you! I know, quite the talent eh?
*zeez 100Marioz try to lick hiz elbow*
...O.0 I read that'z impozzible...^_-;

100marios March 20th, 2004 1:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teara
*bowz*
thank you, thank you! I know, quite the talent eh?
*zeez 100Marioz try to lick hiz elbow*
...O.0 I read that'z impozzible...^_-;

*talks with his tongue out of his mouth*
Yeah, but if anyone can do it, Jordan can!
Hehe....
*smacks himself in the face with his arm*
Gahh! Accursed arm! Betrayel!


Hey....I just realized...
CaRtOON only has 4 fingers!
She's a cartoon!

Teara March 20th, 2004 1:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100marios
*talks with his tongue out of his mouth*
Yeah, but if anyone can do it, Jordan can!
Hehe....
*smacks himself in the face with his arm*
Gahh! Accursed arm! Betrayel!


Hey....I just realized...
CaRtOON only has 4 fingers!
She's a cartoon!

Don't you mean he?
..Holly- !!!!!!!
*ztarz at Cartoon'z fingerz*
...hey! More zuprizez!
Oh well, my mom only haz 4 and a half(on one hand) zo it'z not that ztrange-_o

100marios March 20th, 2004 2:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teara
Don't you mean he?
..Holly- !!!!!!!
*ztarz at Cartoon'z fingerz*
...hey! More zuprizez!
Oh well, my mom only haz 4 and a half(on one hand) zo it'z not that ztrange-_o

....why yes, I suppose I did mean he hehe...

4 and a half?
Ohh....let's change the topic again!
Now if only knew what to do next hehe...
*meditates, and tries to lick his elbow*

piyoko March 20th, 2004 3:50 PM

4 AND A HALF!!!!???? wow.i want four fingers!then i won't have so many fingers to count!yay!

Rift March 20th, 2004 5:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teara
*bowz*
thank you, thank you! I know, quite the talent eh?
*zeez 100Marioz try to lick hiz elbow*
...O.0 I read that'z impozzible...^_-;

unless your that dude from Kiss! XD *holds up his hand* well iv gots eleventy-seven figures! :P

Teara March 20th, 2004 5:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire Latios
unless your that dude from Kiss! XD *holds up his hand* well iv gots eleventy-seven figures! :P

Hmm, good point>,< Or unlezz you're my buddy, Erica^_^;;;
*picturez dude from Kiss*
...eee.... :paranoid:

Rift March 20th, 2004 5:49 PM

or you could clone yourself go up to the clone and lick its elbow! and that would be extremly disturbing! XD

Teara March 20th, 2004 5:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire Latios
or you could clone yourself go up to the clone and lick its elbow! and that would be extremly disturbing! XD

:paranoid:
*blink*
*blink*
Your mind workz in ztrange wayz dozn't it? l83
Hmmm...my cat bit my arm near the elbow once>,< Doez that count?

piyoko March 20th, 2004 6:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teara
:paranoid:
*blink*
*blink*
Your mind workz in ztrange wayz dozn't it? l83
Hmmm...my cat bit my arm near the elbow once>,< Doez that count?

i think it does XD

Rift March 20th, 2004 6:27 PM

...*is still rambling* or you could take our your tounge and make it touch your elbow and then glue it back in! or.......................then you could.................................................its odd...........................................................
.......................................................................or you................................................................
....................................................................................
..................................................maybe.............................
..................................................................
...................................................................................
............................yup! those are my ideas! *looks around and everyones asleep* oh well...*turns to the wall* so do you like my ideas?

Teara March 20th, 2004 6:33 PM

*Wakez up and walkz away*
Pft! I'm not zticking around you people! Geez, talking to wallz...honeztly..
*shakez head. Turnz to door*
I mean am I right or am I right Doory?
*leavez to go tipp cowz*
ladidadidadida...

Rift March 20th, 2004 6:44 PM

tipping cows! hey my hometown of 4,000 is filled with cows! thats racism against cows! :P

100marios March 20th, 2004 6:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teara
*Wakez up and walkz away*
Pft! I'm not zticking around you people! Geez, talking to wallz...honeztly..
*shakez head. Turnz to door*
I mean am I right or am I right Doory?
*leavez to go tipp cowz*
ladidadidadida...

*sticks up hand and talks in terminator voice*
Talk to the hand!
Hehe....that was very disturbing....

Careful Scott! They're gonna start angry mobs, carry pitchforks, and kick lanterns over!......the cows that is!
Hehe...

Rift March 20th, 2004 7:04 PM

I knew it! they always had that psycho glint in their eyes...after all these years their finally gonna bite the hand that feeds em XD

Teara March 20th, 2004 7:17 PM

*ztopz tipping cowz*
phew! Hard work! Hey guyz! Ztop worring about a bovine rebelion and help me over here!

Rift March 20th, 2004 7:21 PM

*one of the cows gets into a tank* Teara! your making the cows into an army! *the cows are in Camo. now* crud!...RUN!!! :P *bakes a pie*

:os: have you hugged your Latios today?

Teara March 20th, 2004 7:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire Latios
*one of the cows gets into a tank* Teara! your making the cows into an army! *the cows are in Camo. now* crud!...RUN!!! :P *bakes a pie*

:os: have you hugged your Latios today?

Huh? What are you ta-
*cow in a tank popz up behind her*
Gahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runz away*
I zwear I'll never eat another hamburger again! It'z all tofu from here! Honezt!
*Grabz Zcott'z pie and throwz it at cowz*
Darn! It didn't work!! Alright! I didn't want to do thiz but...
*whipz out canon*
Mwahahahhaha!
*firez it, getz blown away*
Dang nabbit! I held it backwardz!

100marios March 20th, 2004 7:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teara
Huh? What are you ta-
*cow in a tank popz up behind her*
Gahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runz away*
I zwear I'll never eat another hamburger again! It'z all tofu from here! Honezt!
*Grabz Zcott'z pie and throwz it at cowz*
Darn! It didn't work!! Alright! I didn't want to do thiz but...
*whipz out canon*
Mwahahahhaha!
*firez it, getz blown away*
Dang nabbit! I held it backwardz!

*stops film*
Now class, that is how we lost the great bovine bonanza and are now under Cow rule!
*the cow principal comes in*
Cow: Moo moo, mo mo mooo!!
Me: Yes! Don't worry! I won't show that anymore!
*He goes away*
Hehe...

Teara March 20th, 2004 7:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 100marios
*stops film*
Now class, that is how we lost the great bovine bonanza and are now under Cow rule!
*the cow principal comes in*
Cow: Moo moo, mo mo mooo!!
Me: Yes! Don't worry! I won't show that anymore!
*He goes away*
Hehe...

*meanwhile I plan a rebelion with my anti-bovine pork gang*
Now, we gotta zneak into the cow centrall of intellagence and...erm...blow it up! That'll zhow thoze no good bovinez!
*millitary cowz jump into room*
Them: moooo!
Me: mweeeee!

100marios March 20th, 2004 8:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Teara
*meanwhile I plan a rebelion with my anti-bovine pork gang*
Now, we gotta zneak into the cow centrall of intellagence and...erm...blow it up! That'll zhow thoze no good bovinez!
*millitary cowz jump into room*
Them: moooo!
Me: mweeeee!

*kung-fu cows hop in*
Mooo moo!
*motions forward with their hooves*
*the "Everybody was Kung-Fu Fighting" song comes on*
Hehe.....

piyoko March 21st, 2004 6:00 AM

WOW!*goes up to the kung-fu cow* oh great cow,teach me your kung-fu ways ways!

Rift March 21st, 2004 10:28 PM

*walks in the class* now to blow up the central area where them cows are, i brought a new General! General Blonde! *a dumb blonde walks in* okay class, General Blonde is going to show you how to throw a grenade! *the blonde takes the grenade, rips out the key and throws it out the window* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *throws the dumb blonde out the window* Never mind class *gives the cow empire about 50 dumb blondes* they'll be retreating in a matter of hours...hehe XD

Greed March 22nd, 2004 10:48 AM

He he he.. Dumb blond jokes rule! =P I dunno why, they're funny, they make blondes seem so stupid XD

Anyways, gee, I was gone for one day and now you guys are way ahead of me >_<;;

*dies*

Teara March 22nd, 2004 10:57 AM

A blond iz driveing down a road when zhe zeez another blond in a row boat out in a field. Zhe ztopz the car and yellz out the window, "It'z people like you that make uz blondz look bad! And if I could zwim, I'd go out there and teach you a lezzon!"
:laugh: Zorry, I couldn't rezizt^_^;

Rift March 22nd, 2004 9:44 PM

yeah, thats a good one! my friend told me it once! how do ya keep a blonde intertained all day? give her a piece of paper that says "Turn over" on both sides! XD

piyoko March 23rd, 2004 5:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphire Latios
yeah, thats a good one! my friend told me it once! how do ya keep a blonde intertained all day? give her a piece of paper that says "Turn over" on both sides! XD

XD...i don't get it :confused:

Greed March 23rd, 2004 10:47 AM

I get it! XD So blonds are dumb enough to follow instructions on a little piece of paper!!!!!! XD!!

*dies*

100marios March 23rd, 2004 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaRtOON
I get it! XD So blonds are dumb enough to follow instructions on a little piece of paper!!!!!! XD!!

*dies*

Not only that, but they would keep flipping it over! There would be no end!
Hehe...

I don't exactly enjoy making fun of blondes, (the hair color makes no difference!) but have you guys heard this one? I'm sure you have....

If you want another way to keep a blonde entertained, put her in a circular room, and tell her to find a corner.

Interesting hehe.....

Greed March 23rd, 2004 1:33 PM

XD!!!! There's this joke I heard..

There is a black-haired man and his blond friend. They both go to a football game, after it finishes, the black-haired dude asks his blond friend..

"So, how'd you like it?"

The blond says,

"Its was okay, but I don't understand something.."

The black-haired dude says,

"What's that?"

The blond says..

"Well, I don't understand why they were fighting for a quarter.. I mean, when it started, everyone's yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarterback!'

Lame, but it made me laugh XD Its a bit tricky, but read it carefully and you'll understand =D

*dies*

100marios March 23rd, 2004 1:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaRtOON
XD!!!! There's this joke I heard..

There is a black-haired man and his blond friend. They both go to a football game, after it finishes, the black-haired dude asks his blond friend..

"So, how'd you like it?"

The blond says,

"Its was okay, but I don't understand something.."

The black-haired dude says,

"What's that?"

The blond says..

"Well, I don't understand why they were fighting for a quarter.. I mean, when it started, everyone's yelling 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarterback!'

Lame, but it made me laugh XD Its a bit tricky, but read it carefully and you'll understand =D

*dies*

Hahaha!
*slaps his leg*
I like that one! I think I've heard it before too!
...quarterback....hehe.....

piyoko March 23rd, 2004 3:08 PM

i know a joke!
"wanna hear a dirty joke? a man feel into a mud puddle.
wanna hear a dirtier joke?he fell in again.
wanna hear a clean joke? the man toke a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke?bubbles was his neighbor."
XD my friend told me that!*rolls on the floor laughing*:laugh:
*crickets chirp*.....
.....Well *I* thought it was funny!

Greed March 25th, 2004 10:49 AM

XD! I thought that was funny :3

Anyways, you know when you're being interviewed for a job, you always give your resume? Well, here's some famous dumb resume stuff =P

Julius Caesar - My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

Jesse James - I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

Marie Antoinette - My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.

Joseph Guillotine - I can give your company a head start on the competition.

Hamlet - My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

Lucretia Borgia - My greatest accomplishment? after I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.

Pandora - I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

Genghis Khan - My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job, I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.

MacBeth - Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

Lady Godiva - What do you mean this isn't business casual?

Elvis - My last boss and I... say, are you going to eat those fries?


Weak, I know, I'll come out with better ones =D

*dies*

piyoko March 27th, 2004 2:29 PM

XD cartoon,those are funny

y...your...a GIRL again @[email protected]!wow

Ice Master March 28th, 2004 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piyoko
i know a joke!
"wanna hear a dirty joke? a man feel into a mud puddle.
wanna hear a dirtier joke?he fell in again.
wanna hear a clean joke? the man toke a bath with bubbles.
wanna hear a dirty joke?bubbles was his neighbor."
XD my friend told me that!*rolls on the floor laughing*:laugh:
*crickets chirp*.....
.....Well *I* thought it was funny!

Xd that is funny
Here is some funny links.
http://www.rathergood.com/biscuits/

http://www.rathergood.com/punk_kittens/

http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/

Teara March 28th, 2004 12:31 PM

:laugh: OMG thoze were too funny Ice Master! A combination of kittenz and White Stripes, two of my favorite thing Yeah! Eeek! Quizonez thingz!
*beatz Quiznoez thingz with a ztick*
Hehehe, I'm going to have to zend thoze linkz to a friend! :laugh:

Ice Master March 28th, 2004 12:56 PM

That one is my favorite too I have more but i can't find them.

Greed March 29th, 2004 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piyoko
XD cartoon,those are funny

y...your...a GIRL again @[email protected]!wow

Oh yeah! I turned to a girl again xD

Anyways, has anyone seen Cat In The Hat? That's movie's sooo frigging hilarious!!! XD

*Takes out a knife*

I'll kill yall! And I'll make it look like a bloody accident! *smashes down knife and cuts off own arm*

Piyoko: Errr.. CaRtOON..? Your arm..

Me: ..Huh? *looks at arm in half* Ah, I see, so I---- SON OF A BBIIIII*scene is cut off*

(Hang In There Baby!)

piyoko March 30th, 2004 2:27 PM

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets out knife and starts sharpening it* want me to help you with yur other arm? *.*

today's my birthday!WAHOOT!^-^ *throws confetti* [email protected]@

Plasma March 30th, 2004 2:47 PM

Well happy birthday, Piyoko... and may I join? I'm starting a comedy website... it's in my profile.

100marios March 30th, 2004 4:40 PM

Happy happy b-day piyoko!
Wahoo!
*does the hokey pokey*
Oh yeah! I hope you're having a good one!
......that's what it's all about!
Hehe..

Rift April 1st, 2004 10:03 AM

Hey, it's April Fools day everyone! My favorite day of the year. Muahaha! XD Anyone pulled some pranks yet?

CrazyMeowth April 1st, 2004 11:03 AM

Yeah, I stole a gorrilla and then painted him red and set him free to roam the streets.

APRIL FOOLS! *gets kicked by many people*....

100marios April 1st, 2004 11:11 AM

Not much so far.
Just the ol', 'there's a bug on the wall!' gag hehe..

Greed April 2nd, 2004 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piyoko
XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*gets out knife and starts sharpening it* want me to help you with yur other arm? *.*

today's my birthday!WAHOOT!^-^ *throws confetti* [email protected]@

Well, since it was your b-day. Sure! Cut off my other arm! xD

Anyways, you're an Aries! HURRAH! We can get along! xD

*dies*

Simone April 3rd, 2004 11:07 PM

LOL, Can i cut of your arm?.. Naw thats mean. what about a leg or even an Ear? ****.. i will cut off an Eyelash...

Greed April 4th, 2004 5:08 PM

MWAHAHAHA! Sure! Feel free to cut off anything of me! XD Well, you can cut my eyelash, but I ain't got any X.X;;

*dies*

100marios April 4th, 2004 7:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaRtOON
MWAHAHAHA! Sure! Feel free to cut off anything of me! XD Well, you can cut my eyelash, but I ain't got any X.X;;

*dies*

Wow! You don't have any?
I'm a boy, and I have a good amount!
My mom is actually kinda jealous because they come a little curly naturally hehe....
*sweatdrops*
My eyes are my best feature! Yuppers!
*everyone looks at me*
.....oh no! I don't think I want anything cut off hehe...

Greed April 5th, 2004 9:54 AM

Awww! Don't worry! You're not alone! XD My brother has em like that, that's weird.. ^^; I'm the girl, and I should have some xD But I'm glad, I don't like to look feminine X.X;

*dies*

100marios April 8th, 2004 3:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaRtOON
Awww! Don't worry! You're not alone! XD My brother has em like that, that's weird.. ^^; I'm the girl, and I should have some xD But I'm glad, I don't like to look feminine X.X;

*dies*

Good to know that! It's kinda strange hehe...
My mom has to to curl hers with that little contraption, but mine come like that!
Awkward hehe.....

piyoko April 9th, 2004 4:44 PM

ok,if you say so!*cuts of cartoons other arm* HAHAHAHA!that looks FUNNY! *dies laughing*

Greed April 14th, 2004 9:46 AM

LOL @ 100Marios! He he, that's weird. To be honest, sometimes I think my bro looks like a girl, and I look like a dude! XD

OMG! My arm!!! XD *Says 1,000 curse words per second*

*dies of massive blood loss XD*

Wing Zero April 14th, 2004 9:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaRtOON
LOL @ 100Marios! He he, that's weird. To be honest, sometimes I think my bro looks like a girl, and I look like a dude! XD

*dies of massive blood loss XD*

i ahve a kid in my class who is tall and refuses to cut his blond hair...its waist length and hes a guy for goodness sake...so people make fun of him, even though making fun of him aint right the concept of him kinda looking like a girl is funny...XD

Greed April 14th, 2004 3:37 PM

Hmm, maybe that certain blonde dude wants to be a girl? ^^;

People make fun of me by calling me a she-man. =P Darn it! Can't they just call me a guy? I'm gonna get me that operation when I get the money anyways! XD BTW, guys that look like chicks are hot =3 Lookit at Orlando Bloom! XD

*dies*

Mystical Mewtwo May 10th, 2004 2:46 PM

Dun dunun.... dun un nuuuu


Clear! Bzzz...

Its back! Here it is! The comedians club, after months of death, i shall revive it!

Sankari November 25th, 2004 6:42 PM

I shall revive it once more!
BZZZZZZZ
Hey, MM2...are you dead? You sure seem to be because you haven't been here since September. By here, I mean PC.
Oh, yeah...can I join?

Eliana November 25th, 2004 6:55 PM

^^ Sorry, you cant revive thread that over a month old!
However, you may make a new thread.

Sankari November 25th, 2004 6:57 PM

This is getting to crazy...I have to get Sapphire Latios, don't I?

Eliana November 25th, 2004 6:57 PM

Nope, all you have to do is make a new thread. Sorry, a mod has to lock this one.

John Denver November 25th, 2004 7:36 PM

OMG this thing is old

*kills it*

Ah there we go

~CLOSED


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